Hell hath no fury like a man scorned: Halo Story

[sharkface217]

Ok, so I am really good at Halo (being modest). So I rack up 15 kills in first 2 minutes (rocket trick), and then storm enemy base. I get 3 more kills with pistol, and get flag. Then stuff starts happening.

My team is really stupid. They see me with flag, and then the block teleporter. So I run. I run all the way cross the field, and then they move the hog, letting the whole enemy team jump through teleporter. I take out 4 of them (nades and pistol) before throwing flag and dying. I respawn, get falg, take out another 2, and then run.

One of my team tks me. Shot gun on way up, Im dead. He scores. Then he does same thing to next person. I tk him 18 times (Hell hath no fury like a man scorned). So then my team loses like 50 IQ points (dumbest manuvers ever), and I switch. I get killed a few times (comp lags every time I am about to kill), and Im really pissed. So I run into enemy base and totally kick ass. I rocketed, fueled, meleed, grenaded, and out ran 20 enemies, before jumping in a hog and high tailing it out. I score 3 more times before game over. We win.



Basically, dont piss me off.


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[Duffman]

Ok, so I am really good at Halo (being modest). So I rack up 15 kills in first 2 minutes (rocket trick), and then storm enemy base. I get 3 more kills with pistol, and get flag. Then stuff starts happening.

My team is really stupid. They see me with flag, and then the block teleporter. So I run. I run all the way cross the field, and then they move the hog, letting the whole enemy team jump through teleporter. I take out 4 of them (nades and pistol) before throwing flag and dying. I respawn, get falg, take out another 2, and then run.

One of my team tks me. Shot gun on way up, Im dead. He scores. Then he does same thing to next person. I tk him 18 times (Hell has no fury like the condemmed man). So then my team loses like 50 IQ points (dumbest manuvers ever), and I switch. I get killed a few times (comp lags every time I am about to kill), and Im really pissed. So I run into enemy base and totally kick ass. I rocketed, fueled, meleed, grenaded, and out ran 20 enemies, before jumping in a hog and high tailing it out. I score 3 more times before game over. We win.



Basically, dont piss me off.


Comment on my story.

Actually, it's "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned", but I'm assuming you knew that, and you're not a woman.

Anyways, whoop-di-doo Basil, what does it all mean? This is a pointless and stupid thread.

p.s. your thing should be "Hell hath no fury like a man scorned", condemmed doesn't make any sense in this context.

[Robin]

Ok, so I am really good at Halo (being modest). So I rack up 15 kills in first 2 minutes (rocket trick), and then storm enemy base. I get 3 more kills with pistol, and get flag. Then stuff starts happening.

My team is really stupid. They see me with flag, and then the block teleporter. So I run. I run all the way cross the field, and then they move the hog, letting the whole enemy team jump through teleporter. I take out 4 of them (nades and pistol) before throwing flag and dying. I respawn, get falg, take out another 2, and then run.

One of my team tks me. Shot gun on way up, Im dead. He scores. Then he does same thing to next person. I tk him 18 times (Hell has no fury like the condemmed man). So then my team loses like 50 IQ points (dumbest manuvers ever), and I switch. I get killed a few times (comp lags every time I am about to kill), and Im really pissed. So I run into enemy base and totally kick ass. I rocketed, fueled, meleed, grenaded, and out ran 20 enemies, before jumping in a hog and high tailing it out. I score 3 more times before game over. We win.



Basically, dont piss me off.


Comment on my story.

Actually, it's "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned", but I'm assuming you knew that, and you're not a woman.

Anyways, whoop-di-doo Basil, what does it all mean? This is a pointless and stupid thread.

p.s. your thing should be "Hell hath no fury like a man scorned", condemmed doesn't make any sense in this context.

he does that that and hath and has man the same

[Duffman]

Ok, so I am really good at Halo (being modest). So I rack up 15 kills in first 2 minutes (rocket trick), and then storm enemy base. I get 3 more kills with pistol, and get flag. Then stuff starts happening.

My team is really stupid. They see me with flag, and then the block teleporter. So I run. I run all the way cross the field, and then they move the hog, letting the whole enemy team jump through teleporter. I take out 4 of them (nades and pistol) before throwing flag and dying. I respawn, get falg, take out another 2, and then run.

One of my team tks me. Shot gun on way up, Im dead. He scores. Then he does same thing to next person. I tk him 18 times (Hell has no fury like the condemmed man). So then my team loses like 50 IQ points (dumbest manuvers ever), and I switch. I get killed a few times (comp lags every time I am about to kill), and Im really pissed. So I run into enemy base and totally kick ass. I rocketed, fueled, meleed, grenaded, and out ran 20 enemies, before jumping in a hog and high tailing it out. I score 3 more times before game over. We win.



Basically, dont piss me off.


Comment on my story.

Actually, it's "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned", but I'm assuming you knew that, and you're not a woman.

Anyways, whoop-di-doo Basil, what does it all mean? This is a pointless and stupid thread.

p.s. your thing should be "Hell hath no fury like a man scorned", condemmed doesn't make any sense in this context.

he does that that and hath and has man the same

What the hell did you just say?

[BlacGrunt55]

Ok, so I am really good at Halo (being modest). So I rack up 15 kills in first 2 minutes (rocket trick), and then storm enemy base. I get 3 more kills with pistol, and get flag. Then stuff starts happening.

My team is really stupid. They see me with flag, and then the block teleporter. So I run. I run all the way cross the field, and then they move the hog, letting the whole enemy team jump through teleporter. I take out 4 of them (nades and pistol) before throwing flag and dying. I respawn, get falg, take out another 2, and then run.

One of my team tks me. Shot gun on way up, Im dead. He scores. Then he does same thing to next person. I tk him 18 times (Hell has no fury like the condemmed man). So then my team loses like 50 IQ points (dumbest manuvers ever), and I switch. I get killed a few times (comp lags every time I am about to kill), and Im really pissed. So I run into enemy base and totally kick ass. I rocketed, fueled, meleed, grenaded, and out ran 20 enemies, before jumping in a hog and high tailing it out. I score 3 more times before game over. We win.



Basically, dont piss me off.


Comment on my story.

Actually, it's "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned", but I'm assuming you knew that, and you're not a woman.

Anyways, whoop-di-doo Basil, what does it all mean? This is a pointless and stupid thread.

p.s. your thing should be "Hell hath no fury like a man scorned", condemmed doesn't make any sense in this context.

he does that that and hath and has man the same

What the hell did you just say?

ditto....

but yea i know what its like to get pissed off like that, there are many people out there who expect this game to be your run of the mill shooter where you dont have to think and its just point and shoot, but its not and they just dont seem to get it

BG55

[D3V0N]

Don't quote quote boxes. Biggest waste of scrolling. By the way, not too shabby story.