The Official Rant Thread

[[IA]Paul]

Laptop on toilet.

My laptop burns the shit out of me, barely has anything to do on it, and isn't a good idea anyways because:

1. While I'm doing this disgusting crap, I can't focus and am in incredible, cramping pain.

2. Using a pillow would be illogical because I have to bend over to get rid of the incredible pain.

and

3. There always needs to be a third reason.

[-DeToX-]

I have diarrhea every five minutes.

I've ruined five pairs of underwear and three pairs of pants.

ffffffffffffffffffff

I've never known a diarrhea that made me shit myself...

It only makes me want to shit.. And I go and do it..

Sounds disgusting as fuck for you.

Enjoy.

[Aumaan Anubis]

The simple solution is to just stop wearing pants.

[OwnZ joO]

Might want to drink lots of fluids too if you're having diarrhea that bad, it makes you dehydrated pretty fast.

[[IA]Paul]

Hopefully, it's over. Hopefully.

[Jordan]

Eye of the storm, buddy.

[Cuda]

I was almost arrested. My mom called a domestic and I had four guns on me and I got put in cuffs. I slept in a hotel room in another town. I got four hours sleep. I was questioned today, we had an addiction intervention for my mom, and I am tired. HPPY VLTNS DY.

[GametagAeonFlux]

Why did you have four guns, much less a single gun on you?

[Cuda]

because there was a domestic disturbance call. My sister took the phone from her when she made the initial call and threw it. when dispatch called back, I answered. they heard the crash of the first phone and thought I did it. They react seriously to domestic disturbance calls when there's any drugs or alcohol involved. And when my mom called she was drunk.

[Tural]

I don't see what that had to do with his question.
Were you going to shoot someone?

Wait, you mean four guns pointed at you, not you were holding four guns.

[Cuda]

there were four cops stacked at the door when I came to it, all with guns drawn pointed at me.

[Thien]

This will ruin your day, I can almost guarantee it.
http://xicanopwr.com/2007/07/the-chican ... -own-life/

It's pretty disturbing.

[Tural]

Not many things surprise me anymore, but that is insanely fucked.

[hiheyhello]

O SHI

[xbox]

Darn you Cobby, just buy a new mic!

[CabooseJr]

It's not Warlord's fault for us messing with Max so much.

[noscottno]

I was almost arrested. My mom called a domestic and I had four guns on me and I got put in cuffs. I slept in a hotel room in another town. I got four hours sleep. I was questioned today, we had an addiction intervention for my mom, and I am tired. HPPY VLTNS DY.

This also led me to believe you were holding four guns.

[Geo]

Stop Quad-Wielding, Cuda.

[The_Sandman]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
i don't know what made me write that.
I hate skinning

[JacksonCougAr]

Your avatar looks like the subway monkey...