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Puppy Bowl V

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Good morning members.
As you all know, with today being February 1st it marks the kickoff of Puppy Bowl V!
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There is a fantastic starting line-up for 2009; With Moose¹, the Australian Shepherd Mix being the obvious fan favourite, how will the dynamic duo of Bichon Frise hold up to this unwavering onslaught of detrimental reception?
We'll see this afternoon.
As began last year, Puppy Bowl V will be broadcasted in High Definition for maximum viewing pleasure.
To continue tradition, GTAF and I will attempt to offer our play-by-play commentary as we did last year for those of you without accessibility to this momentous occasion.

So go out and buy that HDTV you've always wanted and bring out the beer-
The bloodshed begins at 3pm e/p.

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This is the fucking most fucked shit I've ever seen in my life.

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Hell yeah, now I've got something to do today.
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I already got some beer and sea kitten. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
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Wait... Does the dog get kicked?! :o
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No.
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What happens if one puppy starts humping another puppy?

Does the ref stand back and enjoy? or wat?
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Ketchup_Bomb wrote:What happens if one puppy starts humping another puppy?
That's a Puppy Penalty.
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I am taking bets.
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Here's last year's topic, for those who missed it.
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noscottno wrote:***, these players will *** slaughter you.
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I'm taking a shot every time one of them looks too damn cute.


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Let's hope the referees are a little less bias this year.
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Oh man, and the kick is good. Looks like this is shaping up to be one hell of a Puppy Bowl. They're showing off a truly classic moment from Puppy Bowl III right now.

Holy shit Matilda is just on fire.
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I can't believe they showed the streaker on TV!
Doesn't that jerk know lots of kids, puppies, and kittens watch this? What an ass.

The halftime show was amazing. My cat enjoyed it, I think I saw a poor kitten get it's ear bit off though! How horrible.
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HPDarkness1 wrote:I can't believe they showed the streaker on TV!
Yeah, but I think it was great that the players were so quick to try to contain the hideous streaker, and at least they were able to censor it.

The half time show was nothing short of spectacular.
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I'm still irked about the shortening of the runtime.
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Holy shoes. The commercial for Space Buddies.

That commie dog will take them all out.
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HPDarkness1 wrote:I can't believe they showed the streaker on TV!
I was surprised and outraged.

Besides the occasional bites and scruffs, this years game was great. I thoroughly enjoyed the half time show.
Now all there is to do is anticipate next year's game.
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