The Official Rant Thread

Ragdoll · Post by **Ragdoll** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:55 pm

Ski club is cancelled due to....snow??

MoDFox · Post by **MoDFox** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:31 pm

Ragdoll wrote:Ski club is cancelled due to....snow??

lol wut? Thats ridiculous.

Ombre · Post by **Ombre** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:44 pm

Without A Paddle: Nature's Calling is one of the most boring movies I've ever seen. Choke wasn't too great either.

Win · Post by **Win** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:12 pm

It was exactly like Without a Paddle except lacking of laughs, and a unique storyline, and good acting.

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:06 pm

You and GTAF are going to get along juuust fine.

INSANEdrive · Post by **INSANEdrive** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:25 pm

Tural wrote:I can't. =/

Link to page 688:
http://forums.halomods.com/viewtopic.ph ... tart=13740
start=13740
13740 + 2 posts on this page = 13742

Page count:
Page 688 of 688 [13754 Posts]
13754 != 13742

The replies count is wrong in the database, and I know this, we've changed the value to be correct, but as soon as a new post is made, it takes it back to the original, incorrect value. I don't understand how phpBB is getting that number, because there's no other instance of it anywhere in the tables.

On the bright side, this page will be correct for another 6 posts.

So the question is... why is it resetting each time we post?

I blame Karma.

Ketchup_Bomb · Post by **Ketchup_Bomb** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:27 pm

Ok, so I've been pondering this one over the past two mornings as I've been eating mah cereal, and I've decided that this is quite possibly the biggest mini-crisis the world has evar seen.

You know when you unscrew the cap off a gallon of milk there's a few dry milk chips just chllin' on the lid and rivets around the neck? Yeah, I hate those.
They drop in your cereal, or mix into your hot chocolate, or Ovaltine, or Easy Mac, or even stick to your lips if you drink straight from the container, and it's the most disgusting feeling of the entire morning.

I cannot stand those freaking things for the life of me. Whenever I open the milk, I shudder at the thought that they're right there... waiting for me. Wanting me to see, feel, taste, and possibly ingest the bastards.

I do believe what we're facing here, is the devil incarnate... as dry breakfast terrorist milk chips.
Anyone feel the same way?

INSANEdrive · Post by **INSANEdrive** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:31 pm

Ketchup_Bomb wrote:Ok, so I've been pondering this one over the past two mornings as I've been eating mah cereal, and I've decided that this is quite possibly the biggest mini-crisis the world has evar seen.

You know when you unscrew the cap off a gallon of milk there's a few dry milk chips just chllin' on the lid and rivets around the neck? Yeah, I hate those.

... Problem solved.

shadowkhas · Post by **shadowkhas** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:45 pm

Ketchup_Bomb wrote:Ok, so I've been pondering this one over the past two mornings as I've been eating mah cereal, and I've decided that this is quite possibly the biggest mini-crisis the world has evar seen.

You know when you unscrew the cap off a gallon of milk there's a few dry milk chips just chllin' on the lid and rivets around the neck? Yeah, I hate those.
They drop in your cereal, or mix into your hot chocolate, or Ovaltine, or Easy Mac, or even stick to your lips if you drink straight from the container, and it's the most disgusting feeling of the entire morning.

I cannot stand those freaking things for the life of me. Whenever I open the milk, I shudder at the thought that they're right there... waiting for me. Wanting me to see, feel, taste, and possibly ingest the bastards.

I do believe what we're facing here, is the devil incarnate... as dry breakfast terrorist milk chips.
Anyone feel the same way?

I feel your pain.

;_;

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:00 pm

Milk bags.

ScottyGEE · Post by **ScottyGEE** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:00 pm

Meat bag.

INSANEdrive · Post by **INSANEdrive** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:01 pm

Blarg Bag.

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:09 pm

My Lactaid comes in a carton with a cap on it, so I don't get that crusty stuff anymore. Thank god. Crisis averted.

Geo · Post by **Geo** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:21 am

Kill the milky infidels!

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:23 am

Jordan wrote:My Lactaid comes in a carton with a cap on it, so I don't get that crusty stuff anymore. Thank god. Crisis averted.

That shit doesn't count.

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:14 am

I can't help but be intolerant. Besides, it's sweeter than regular milk.

[IA]Paul · Post by **[IA]Paul** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:17 am

From the time I open a new milk, I get a sponge and wipe off the drips before they dry. It's tedious, but at least I'm not drinking my milk like this: "om nom nom nom WHAT THE FU-"

That's the exit strategy for the War on Milk Crumbs. Victory. That's how America does it; victory.

guysullavin · Post by **guysullavin** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:33 am

or you can jsut not drink milk at all

oatmeal is ok...

-Legendary- · Post by **-Legendary-** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:03 pm

I just take the cap off real fast and they all fall off onto the floor.. You have to be careful that they don't fall into the milk though.

G.I.R. · Post by **G.I.R.** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:09 pm

[IA]Paul wrote:From the time I open a new milk, I get a sponge and wipe off the drips before they dry. It's tedious, but at least I'm not drinking my milk like this: "om nom nom nom WHAT THE FU-"
That's the exit strategy for the War on Milk Crumbs.

That's how Dad did it, that's how America does it... and it's worked out pretty well so far.