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[quote=""BBC""]their favourite computer games.[/quote]

Joke site, guys. They can't even spell "favorite" right.
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heh.
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Canadian spelling FTW.
This reminds me of this idiotic youtube video, move this to youtube thread f you feel it's off topic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkLtXfsPqVQ
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[IA]Paul wrote:[quote=""BBC""]their favourite computer games.
Joke site, guys. They can't even spell "favorite" right.[/quote]
Canadian spelling FTW.
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CBC maybe?
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Who was spelling 'Favourite' with a 'u' for hundred of years before North America was even civilized?

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Definitely Canada.
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Tural wrote:Definitely Canada.
Isn't it obvious?
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shadowkhas wrote:I think it's time to come clean.

HaloMods is a secret uberh4x organization, but we do our hacking in a distributed way. Every time someone posts on the forums, your words form a computational matrix that steals credit card numbers. And Social Security numbers. And the name/s of your pet/s.
Now that they've come clean, I can finally reveal my real reason for leaving the Staff.. I just couldn't take the lying and stealing anymore.
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Pure Win
"I see kids of 11 and 12 sharing credit card details and asking for hacks,"
Translation: "I can haz ur ccnumbrz & h4x?"

Also wow that other article is amazing. My dad used to think that Flash was a virus too when i was a little kid, eventually i convinced him that it was in fact a plugin, however the crap load of porn viruses he pulled down were clearly critical system files. Now he uses "lunix" on his laptop after i tried it on my laptop. Nao i can uze teh telnet to connct to oth3r computorz with no conncshu, MUAHAHAAHAHA!
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Cuda wrote:
Tural wrote:Definitely Canada.
Isn't it obvious?
Woops, my mistake, BRITISH SPELLING.
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bcnipod wrote:
Cuda wrote:As stated before, it's pure and utter fearmongering ***. Every time someone reports on this kind of **** about "Hackers" and "Whois" and "Routers" and "CyberbulliesIRCcreditcardInformationWoWgoldAIMMySpaceTeenchildrenFacebookGroupsYourKidsHaveAccessToIt" kind of ****, interest in these Anti-Virus programs all increase because you just HAD to have that paperback off of Amazon and your close relatives use online banking and now your whole fiscal world is at stake if you input any information over the internet. People that are that afraid of the internet should just disconnect that little blue wire off the back of their computers, or punt that wireless router into the neighbors yard.
Youtube that for me. I would like to see that.
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Cuda wrote:
bcnipod wrote:
Cuda wrote:As stated before, it's pure and utter fearmongering ***. Every time someone reports on this kind of **** about "Hackers" and "Whois" and "Routers" and "CyberbulliesIRCcreditcardInformationWoWgoldAIMMySpaceTeenchildrenFacebookGroupsYourKidsHaveAccessToIt" kind of ****, interest in these Anti-Virus programs all increase because you just HAD to have that paperback off of Amazon and your close relatives use online banking and now your whole fiscal world is at stake if you input any information over the internet. People that are that afraid of the internet should just disconnect that little blue wire off the back of their computers, or punt that wireless router into the neighbors yard.
Youtube that for me. I would like to see that.
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bcnipod wrote:
Cuda wrote:
bcnipod wrote:
Cuda wrote:As stated before, it's pure and utter fearmongering ***. Every time someone reports on this kind of **** about "Hackers" and "Whois" and "Routers" and "CyberbulliesIRCcreditcardInformationWoWgoldAIMMySpaceTeenchildrenFacebookGroupsYourKidsHaveAccessToIt" kind of ****, interest in these Anti-Virus programs all increase because you just HAD to have that paperback off of Amazon and your close relatives use online banking and now your whole fiscal world is at stake if you input any information over the internet. People that are that afraid of the internet should just disconnect that little blue wire off the back of their computers, or punt that wireless router into the neighbors yard.
Youtube that for me. I would like to see that.
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Cuda wrote:punt that wireless router into the neighbors yard.
Why? I like my Wireless FiOS and am content with my online security.
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JK-47 wrote:I think cyber bullying is a lot more serious than this.
Shut up nerd. GTFO. I see you in real life imma punch you.
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Dr.Cox wrote:
JK-47 wrote:I think cyber bullying is a lot more serious than this.
Shut up nerd. GTFO. I see you in real life imma punch you.
This just in: According to the ruling on that stupid MySpace suicide, cyber-bullying is now illegal in my state of Missouri. So I guess I can't make fun of you guys anymore. ;~;
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If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences.
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I have a feeling you guys didn't catch my joke about spelling. Oh well.

Non-internet people hating the internet can shut up. They're not experts.
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noscottno wrote:If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences.
So all those girls who carry around pacifiers hack? I don't think half of them had pc's.
1. Has your son asked you to change ISPs?
  • why just son? Yes, I have asked to change our isp because the upload speed was rather slow at the time.
2. Are you finding programs on your computer that you don't remember installing?
  • Yes she has. I didn't have my own computer so where else would I install those programs?
3. Has your child asked for new hardware?
  • Yes I have, my old motherboards raid controller died and I wanted a faster processor. Then I upgraded my graphics card 2 or 3 times.
4. Does your child read hacking manuals?
  • Ya sometimes. I like to read them to find ways to get full use of a school computer just so the dam websites don't blocked.
5. How much time does your child spend using the computer each day?
  • Using a computer over 30 minutes means I'm a hacker? What about the person who wrote the whole article? They must have been on for a few hours each day
6. Does your son use Quake?
  • Yes I have used Quake, its ok.
7. Is your son becoming argumentative and surly in his social behaviour?
  • Don't we all get argumentative time to time?
8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
  • No sht. Its free to use and runs pretty dam well
9. Has your son radically changed his appearance?
  • Yes I have, in middle school I started wearing all black and ever since then thats all I wear.
10. Is your son struggling academically?
  • Not this year. But yes I have, its called laziness. Or its called not giving a ████ about school.
One question.... Is this from the same lady who put a video on youtube saying there was something in our water causing rainbows?
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Dr.Cox wrote:
JK-47 wrote:I think cyber bullying is a lot more serious than this.
Shut up nerd. GTFO. I see you in real life imma punch you.
You don't need to punch me. The emotional abuse is unbearable as it is :(
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