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Rant:
I remember when we had to put on a condom onto a life-sized model in sex ed at school. That wasn't the worst part, though. Afterwards, our hands were covered in lube, so all of the boys in our class, including me, ran into the nearest toilets to wash our hands. One of the teachers was suspicious of us, and forced us out, so we couldn't wash our hands. :|

What? Someone blocked the words 'condom' and 'sex'?
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Why did you wash your hands in toilets?
Why didn't you rush to the sink instead?
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Damn, I forgot that Americans called them 'bathrooms'. :P
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Hahaha. I dont know where you got Tom from...but its hilarious nonetheless :)
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Post by Tural »

Philly wrote:What? Someone blocked the words '***' and '***'?
I'll have Forge look into it.
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Tural wrote:Gametag told me it was and I never did a fact check. :|
I think he got it from the site you posted with screenshots and such.

$20 says he will now call me stupid for this, even though he stated it.
It said Tom's pictures and Scotty was in every one of them I saw, and he referred to them as himself in there. I think anyways, I dunno. Point is ur dum.
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My rant is the phobia thread. I look at that, expecting it to be built on a discussion of {TP} Spartan's post in the happiness thread. I can't fucking tell, because I Ctrl-W'd my way out of there really fucking fast, considering that the first thing I see is the same god damn image, but in tags instead of a link. Way to fucking go, DrXThirst. Maybe someone is horribly afraid of spiders, and literally won't sleep because of that. Ugh.
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Biology project failed.

We injected a plasmid from a jellyfish into a colony of bacteria to make the bacteria glow under a black light, but for whatever reason the bacteria rejected the plasmid, so they died on the antibacterial plate (the plasmid would have made them impervious to the type of antibacterial solvent used on the plate). I was looking forward to seeing them glow, too :\ (We used toothless E.Coli (harmless)).
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shadowkhas wrote:Way to *** go, DrXThirst. Maybe someone is horribly afraid of spiders, and literally won't sleep because of that. Ugh.
I got the same damn problem. I can't sleep because of that picture.
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Tha'ts really sad guys o.0

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JK-47 wrote:Biology project failed.

We injected a plasmid from a jellyfish into a colony of bacteria to make the bacteria glow under a black light, but for whatever reason the bacteria rejected the plasmid, so they died on the antibacterial plate (the plasmid would have made them impervious to the type of antibacterial solvent used on the plate). I was looking forward to seeing them glow, too :\ (We used toothless E.Coli (harmless)).
Dude, rofl. You can't just insert random pieces of DNA into other organisms and expect it to happily accept it (unless you use the viral method with transcriptase and such - but that would need professional lab equipment and money).
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My rant is that I don't have $1800, or resources to install a Mazda BPT motor in my Escort. >__>

Or if I could ever get my hands on a BPD...
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reanimation-06 wrote:
JK-47 wrote:Biology project failed.

We injected a plasmid from a jellyfish into a colony of bacteria to make the bacteria glow under a black light, but for whatever reason the bacteria rejected the plasmid, so they died on the antibacterial plate (the plasmid would have made them impervious to the type of antibacterial solvent used on the plate). I was looking forward to seeing them glow, too :\ (We used toothless E.Coli (harmless)).
Dude, rofl. You can't just insert random pieces of DNA into other organisms and expect it to happily accept it (unless you use the viral method with transcriptase and such - but that would need professional lab equipment and money).
I didn't want to explain the process we used. Other group's got their bacteria to glow just fine. Basically, we just inserted millions of plasmids into a container with a colony of bacteria, and heated the bacteria up in water for exactly 50 seconds to stress them to take the plasmid (Bacteria experiments with plasmids when they need to). Then we let them sit in a tube with food and let them get used to the plasmid. After that we put them on the plate, and set them in an incubator.
We did a lot more than that, though. The whole thing took a week to do.
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Why did you wash your hands in toilets?
Mainly because bathrooms usually have baths in them but seeing as they don't we call those rooms toilet rooms or just toilets.
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JK-47 wrote:
reanimation-06 wrote:
JK-47 wrote:Biology project failed.

We injected a plasmid from a jellyfish into a colony of bacteria to make the bacteria glow under a black light, but for whatever reason the bacteria rejected the plasmid, so they died on the antibacterial plate (the plasmid would have made them impervious to the type of antibacterial solvent used on the plate). I was looking forward to seeing them glow, too :\ (We used toothless E.Coli (harmless)).
Dude, rofl. You can't just insert random pieces of DNA into other organisms and expect it to happily accept it (unless you use the viral method with transcriptase and such - but that would need professional lab equipment and money).
I didn't want to explain the process we used. Other group's got their bacteria to glow just fine. Basically, we just inserted millions of plasmids into a container with a colony of bacteria, and heated the bacteria up in water for exactly 50 seconds to stress them to take the plasmid (Bacteria experiments with plasmids when they need to). Then we let them sit in a tube with food and let them get used to the plasmid. After that we put them on the plate, and set them in an incubator.
We did a lot more than that, though. The whole thing took a week to do.
Oh... with the heating + the concentration of plasmids, it would have worked. Did you actually extract the plasmids?
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shadowkhas wrote:Maybe someone is horribly afraid of spiders, and literally won't sleep because of that. Ugh.
I'll say what I said in that thread. Take my advice, and just try to p**s yourself laughing at it.
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Dalek wrote:
Why did you wash your hands in toilets?
Mainly because bathrooms usually have baths in them but seeing as they don't we call those rooms toilet rooms or just toilets.
That was addressed long ago.
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I come home from my friends party to find out someone spilled *** water all over my *** guitar hero 3 guitar!!! WTF!!! Now my *** orange and green button's don't work for shit! ***!!
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Post by Dalek »

Tural, i Realize that was addressed but i thought i would add my own comment, there was no need for you to remark on my reply as it served no use at all.
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Post by Tural »

Your post was merely semantics. The point that it is varied based on location was already stated, which was the important part.
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