Funny aim conversations here.

ExileLord · Post by **ExileLord** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:56 pm

A few quotes from HMC.

[quote]<@Kirk> It's a bad impression of hunters
<@Kirk> Not kill it, just the things I did with its body
<@Kirk> AND NO, NOT RA

shadowkhas · Post by **shadowkhas** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:36 pm

I was going to post some but I figured they'd be lame.

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Sun May 06, 2007 8:56 pm

[11:56:18] GametagAeonFlux: Awww fuck.
[11:56:26] GametagAeonFlux: I went to hit shift+w, and I hit alt+w.
[11:56:29] GametagAeonFlux: It closed my window.
[11:56:33] GametagAeonFlux: Mother fucker. =|
[11:56:34] Tural: Fail
[11:56:40] Tural: What's shift W
[11:56:44] GametagAeonFlux: Tural.
[11:56:48] GametagAeonFlux: Jesus fucking Christ.
[11:56:52] GametagAeonFlux: Did you seriously just ask that?
[11:56:57] Tural: ROFL
[11:57:02] Tural: God, that was really dumb.
[11:57:05] Tural: Jesus.
[11:57:08] GametagAeonFlux: Wow.
[11:57:10] GametagAeonFlux: What the fuck dude?
[11:57:12] Tural: That was so retarded.
[11:57:15] GametagAeonFlux: Yeah.
[11:57:17] GametagAeonFlux: Really.
[11:57:18] Tural: Just fucking kill me.
[11:57:27] Tural: I'm laughing so hard at how dumb that was.

BEEF!!! · Post by **BEEF!!!** » Sun May 06, 2007 9:08 pm

Won't lie. That took me a minute to get haha.

Th2mods · Post by **Th2mods** » Mon May 07, 2007 6:08 am

http://th2mods.ulmb.com/lol.html
xbl modder perhaps?

note:: to get rid of them just ask for a 2 month, it gets all live modder off my back when they want help

- i think that this should not be removed, cuz its not breaking any rules

[cc]z@nd! · Post by **[cc]z@nd!** » Mon May 07, 2007 1:45 pm

hunter2. now there's a funny convo.

*waits for the 2 people on halomods to get it*

GametagAeonFlux · Post by **GametagAeonFlux** » Mon May 07, 2007 1:51 pm

[cc]z@nd! wrote:hunter2. now there's a funny convo.

*waits for the 2 people on halomods to get it*

Bash.org, old, lame.

D4rkFire · Post by **D4rkFire** » Mon May 07, 2007 2:00 pm

My friend wrote:Friend @ (12:48:54 AM): i wanna get hypnotized
and have an orgasm in my pants

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Mon May 07, 2007 2:11 pm

Th2mods wrote:http://th2mods.ulmb.com/lol.html
xbl modder perhaps?

note:: to get rid of them just ask for a 2 month, it gets all live modder off my back when they want help

- i think that this should not be removed, cuz its not breaking any rules

**And ever, and ever, and ever** says: (5:52:20 PM)
duplicatd the rocket and the pp and coppie the mestas to the wepaons

Wow.

Dootuz · Post by **Dootuz** » Mon May 07, 2007 5:52 pm

my sig

WaterFlames117: hi
towlieuwantgethi: hi

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Mon May 07, 2007 7:17 pm

ScottyGEE · Post by **ScottyGEE** » Mon May 07, 2007 7:21 pm

WOW! with a sense of humour like yours sir, you'd be laughing histerically...Like orsm, if I say hi and you say hi, you find it funny!
you'd be an excellent moral booster to all the shitty comedians out there...

And Tural, wtf..I seriously don't get those animal picture with the text, like the ORLY crap... no purpose...I'll stop now

the Shift W conversation is the best though

jks · Post by **jks** » Tue May 08, 2007 1:30 am

http://www.halomodscafe.com/rash/

Good amount of quotes there, but for the lazy among you I'll post the best ones.

* nemo has joined #hmc
<&ExileLord> I FOUND NEMO

<VoiDeD> I'd rather do physics than math

[20:01] <jks> [19:16] <Kirk> see you in an hour
[20:02] <VoiDeD> Theres too much script to go through
[20:02] <VoiDeD>
[20:02] <VoiDeD> 19?
[20:02] <VoiDeD> How bout some am/pm?
[20:02] <jks> ...

[19:36] * Kirk doens't go out with girls

[18:46] <+VoiDeD> HOW DO I REMOVED COCKIES?

<Danke> god winamp fails
<Danke> I play chocobo.mid
<Danke> suddenly
<Danke> all my songs' titles change to chocobo
* Danke is now playing: Prodigy - chocobo

Trulife8342 · Post by **Trulife8342** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:21 am

kornman00 (2:55:09 PM): make this ur avatar on hm.com http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-emoticon.gif
Trulife1337 (3:11:16 PM): lol why?
kornman00 (3:11:33 PM): because its true :v
Trulife1337 (3:11:33 PM): is it your avatar?
kornman00 (3:11:51 PM): no
kornman00 (3:11:58 PM): i already have a avatar from that site
kornman00 (3:12:03 PM): thus i can't just change it
kornman00 (3:12:11 PM): that would be absurd (sp)
Trulife1337 (3:12:18 PM): lol well i dont think im breaking ne rules
Trulife1337 (3:12:23 PM): is faggots censored?
Trulife1337 (3:12:30 PM): ill just post and find out
kornman00 (3:12:54 PM): LOL, make a topic called "this forum is for faggots"
Trulife1337 (3:12:52 PM): http://forums.halomods.com/viewtopic.ph ... 457#620457
Trulife1337 (3:12:55 PM): rofl
kornman00 (3:13:53 PM): LOL
kornman00 (3:13:57 PM): well, there u go
kornman00 (3:14:01 PM): not censored
kornman00 (3:14:05 PM): not breaking ne rulz
kornman00 (3:14:08 PM): now
kornman00 (3:14:13 PM): i think i will play some more beta
Trulife1337 (3:14:17 PM): lol ok bro ill ttyl
Trulife1337 (3:14:19 PM): cya
kornman00 (3:14:29 PM): so i can get my K\D of 1 or more before its over
kornman00 (3:14:31 PM): bi bi
kornman00 (3:14:39 PM): o, puke just signed on
kornman00 (3:16:09 PM): ur image isn't working
Trulife1337 (3:16:20 PM): im signing up for somethin rite quick
kornman00 (3:16:33 PM): i'm getting time outs
Trulife1337 (3:16:46 PM): what now?
kornman00 (3:16:53 PM): which is also for faggots, so clearly there is a problem with something as i am not a faggot
Trulife1337 (3:16:54 PM): lol
kornman00 (3:17:00 PM): connection time out
kornman00 (3:17:06 PM): when i try to view http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/2439/emotiondj7.png
Trulife1337 (3:17:48 PM): i can see it fine
kornman00 (3:18:07 PM): bc ur a faggot o:
kornman00 (3:18:10 PM): pwnd
Trulife1337 (3:18:08 PM): /cuts
kornman00 (3:18:18 PM): hahaha
Trulife1337 (3:18:48 PM): people who have *unknown program* are faggots
Trulife1337 (3:18:50 PM): pwned
kornman00 (3:19:26 PM): LOL, guess i'm not a faggot then LOL
Trulife1337 (3:19:27 PM): dammit
kornman00 (3:19:42 PM): lulz, nick is a tight ass
Trulife1337 (3:19:43 PM): LOL
kornman00 (3:20:08 PM): which is kinda hard to explain since he is a faggot LOL
Trulife1337 (3:20:23 PM): lol this whole converstation should be posted as one big funny quote
kornman00 (3:20:45 PM): you mean it hasn't yet LOL?
Trulife1337 (3:20:52 PM): lol

I might update since this is still going on.

kornman00 · Post by **kornman00** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:30 am

you forgot to use '

' for "LOL". Now you lowered the lawl-factor

Th2mods · Post by **Th2mods** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:49 pm

Tural wrote:
Th2mods wrote:http://th2mods.ulmb.com/lol.html
xbl modder perhaps?

note:: to get rid of them just ask for a 2 month, it gets all live modder off my back when they want help

- i think that this should not be removed, cuz its not breaking any rules

**And ever, and ever, and ever** says: (5:52:20 PM)
duplicatd the rocket and the pp and coppie the mestas to the wepaons
Wow.

wow i laughed so hard on that

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:55 pm

Legendary and I have been raiding a child chatroom picking out pervs with the ol' 14/f/cali trick.

here's a few of the ones we wrangled up:

I am Audrey, and Legendary is BRITT

Audrey says:
hey baby
BRITT <<33 says:
Hey
Audrey says:
lol asl?
[email protected] says:
17/m/usa u?
Audrey says:
lol
BRITT <<33 says:
16/F/fl
Audrey says:
42/M/California State Penal System
Audrey says:
I'm looking for someone that can give me a *** on my conjugal visit
Audrey says:
or **** me off
Audrey says:
it don't matter
BRITT <<33 says:
hey men
Audrey says:
you interested babycakes?
BRITT <<33 says:
Want to see my knockers =))

[email protected] has left the conversation.

Audrey says:
come on, speak up candy ass

----------------------------------------------------------------
2nd. this was a personal with another person.
Audrey says:
asl?
Audrey says:
loc?
DUPS says:
16/m/us
Audrey says:
where in?
DUPS says:
cali
Audrey says:
cool
Audrey says:
where in?
Audrey says:
I live in Long beach
DUPS says:
really
Audrey says:
yea
DUPS says:
san diego
Audrey says:
cool
Audrey says:
I got family in north county
DUPS says:
cool
DUPS says:
so what r u weaitng?
Audrey says:
u no fallbrook?
DUPS says:
noo
DUPS says:
i just moved here
Audrey says:
oh, i'm wearing my brothers old t-shirt
Audrey says:
and boardshorts
DUPS says:
bra?
Audrey says:
nah, I'm doiing laundry
DUPS says:
oooo
DUPS says:
thats hot
DUPS says:
thong?
Audrey says:
leme ask u a question
DUPS says:
ok
Audrey says:
Who Do you think is going to get the Democratic Nomination for President in 2008?
DUPS says:
obama
DUPS says:
y?
Audrey says:
WRONG ANSWER
Audrey says:
the correct answer is
DUPS says:
hiliary
Audrey says:
fuck the Dems I'm a Republican

McCain 08 FUCKER!

-----BLOCKED-----

that is all for now. maybe another update soon.

-Legendary- · Post by **-Legendary-** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:57 pm

- bleed says:
c2c yet?

- bleed just sent you a Nudge!

You have invited - bleed to start a video conversation. Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the pending invitation.

We couldn't find a webcam. Make sure that your webcam is plugged in. If you don't have a webcam, go here to buy one.

- bleed says:
nah do it the other way. invite me to view cam and you send cam its quicker

- bleed has declined your invitation to start a video conversation.

- bleed is inviting you to start viewing webcam. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

- bleed says:
now you send yours..

You have accepted the invitation to start viewing webcam.

- bleed says:
my cam isnt facing me
- bleed says:
iwill face itto me when you send your cam...

- bleed just sent you a Nudge!

- bleed has stopped viewing webcam with you.

- bleed is inviting you to start a video conversation. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

- bleed says:
accept

You have accepted the invitation to start a video conversation.

- bleed says:
you don have cam...
- bleed says:
do you have a cam?

- bleed just sent you a Nudge!

BRITT <<33 says:
no =(
BRITT <<33 says:
I couldn't find it
- bleed says:
you said you fucking c2c. you're a fkn liar

The Video Conversation with - bleed has ended.

- bleed says:
you waste 40 fucking mins of my fucking time
- bleed says:
jump off a fkn bridge.

_____________________________

jeff has been added to the conversation.

BRITT <<33 says:
oh frick
jeff says:
?
BRITT <<33 says:
nothing=))
BRITT <<33 says:
Want to see my knockers?
BRITT <<33 says:
wait first
BRITT <<33 says:
ASL
jeff says:
im 16/m/txs 6 3 165lbs short brown hair i have a 6 pac
BRITT <<33 says:
woo!!
BRITT <<33 says:
Thats hooot
jeff says:
ty u have a cam
BRITT <<33 says:
ya
BRITT <<33 writes:

jeff says:
lol
Audrey says:
yep, she got hulk tits
Audrey says:
want to cop a feel?
jeff says:
maybe lol
jeff says:
will u invite me
Audrey writes:

Audrey says:
as you can see, I got 3 tits
Audrey says:
silver dollar nipples
Audrey says:
2 nipples on the middle boob
Audrey says:
they call that "The Fun Bag"
jeff says:
lol
jeff says:
so u wanna c2c
BRITT <<33 says:
how big r u
BRITT <<33 says:
How long are you in inches
jeff says:
like 7 1/2-8
BRITT <<33 says:
I have seen bigger
jeff says:
o ok
Audrey says:
My x bf's was like a python.
BRITT <<33 says:
lol
Audrey says:
he had a tenner
Audrey says:
he took me to the batting cages for my birthday
BRITT <<33 says:
jeff
Audrey says:
and we both batted at the same time, and only rented one bat
BRITT <<33 says:
lol
BRITT <<33 says:
want to cam jeff?
BRITT <<33 says:
idk if u have a cam or not
jeff says:
i do do u?
BRITT <<33 says:
ya
jeff says:
invite?
BRITT <<33 says:
wait
BRITT <<33 says:
first
BRITT <<33 says:
I have to ask you something
jeff says:
k
BRITT <<33 says:
I forgot how switch the projectle of the covenant carbine, to a needle proj. do you know how?
BRITT <<33 says:
I am in Entity Alpha incase your wondering.
jeff says:
um nope sry
Audrey says:
You fucker, didn't you try dothalo?
Audrey says:
open it with your hex editor and edit the first few strings and upload it to XSATA
Audrey says:
then swap from there
BRITT <<33 says:
OH yea, dang I should of known that.
Audrey says:
ask HMT to get you the .dds and PS them in.
BRITT <<33 says:
But of course, FTPing to the XSATA isnt as easy as using the
BRITT <<33 says:
Yea, I might need the .DDS plugin though.
Audrey says:
Jeff, you gotta know something about this right?
jeff says:
no
jeff says:
invite?
Audrey says:
you think you're gonna get a cam after yuo can't answer such a simple question?
Audrey says:
HES TRYING TO DO A PROJ SWAP TO THE XB360 YOU FUCKTARD
Audrey says:
DONT YOU KNOW SHIT?
Audrey says:
do you even know how to FTP?
Audrey says:
OR EVEN HAVE A MODDED BOX?

jeff has left the conversation.

we added all of the extra terms for +lulz and overwhelm.

ScottyGEE · Post by **ScottyGEE** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:12 pm

I should move those posts into outstanding mods

That was awesome, but it really opened my yes into how wierd those peopple are...Like what the hell is wrong with people in your county? What happened to the days where you worked to get the women...Now its "asl lol can I feel you up?" charming sir...

shadowkhas · Post by **shadowkhas** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 5:35 am

-Legendary- wrote:[Xbox modding conversation]

I lol'd. Heavily. Literally.