The dumbest things we do

[Dead XXX Matt]

Whats the dumbest thing youve done? that mighta got you in trouble? maybe someone else in troube? maybe hurt... anything.. post the dumbest things youve done.. you can post way more then one by the way

heres some

1. back last year me and my friends came across the beautiful discovery of WD40 and matches... now i live in a gated community were NO ONE HAS A DAMN LIFE BUT TO GET YOU IN TROUBLE!.. so anyways, we were using this lil flamethrower of ours RIGHT OUT IN THE OPEN.. and people were all outside.. SOOOOOO we went into my friends backyard. his nextdoor neighbor can see us from her kitches window, and saw fire goin insane everywere. welllllll we didnt notice, so we were setting stuff on fire.. like leaves and stuff.. so we go by the fence that seperates my friends yard from the neighbors.. my other friend was like OH $HIT! THE LADIES LOOKIN AT US! and in my kinda place thats like being caught killing someone.. so we got in trouble for that..

2. This hurt one of my friends badly...its short..
okay so he had this ladder that he had on the side of his house, so we set it up so we could go onto the roof, so we go up there and mess around.. so he got down first and he turns around cuz i dont come down.. and hes liek COME DOWN (were nto allowed to be on his roof and his mom was comin home) so i jsut laugh and i said NO.. i was playin around.. and i kicked the ladder down at him.. and holy $hit this was badddddd.. it came down, broke his nose with the tip, caught onto his jaw and i just hear the loudest snap and he was Outttttttttttttttttttt.. haaa it was soo insane that was probably the DUMBEST thing ive done.. it broke his nose, jaw, and the was the biggest slash on his face and last time i saw him it was still open.. i havent seen him since like.. 2 years ago

3. This is last.. its lame but still.
Like i described earlier, my community is worse then airport sercurity.. so me and my friends had this lil place in the woods (i live in Tampa florida, we have ALOT of woods here..) so we decided 'hey, lets have a lil fun here' so we put a traffic cone that we found out in the road..
the cars that come by just ignore it.. so we put lil sticks out there.. they ignore it.. so we bring out WHAT SEEMS TO BE A TREE.. and that stopped this car.. they got out and started SCREAMING "DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY?!?!?!" so we just stood there in the woods hiding.. and this lady starts charging into the woods and so we took of fast as hell.. well we left our bikes back there sothey got a hold of those and screamed "WERE TAKING YOUR BIKES!!!" but we kept running... so after about 10 minutes of hiding we come out and.. sure enough, our bikes arent there.. soo we started walking home, when my friends just like OHHHH look they threw them by the pond!".. soooooo it ended out okay.. it was still stupid

OKAY so i wanna see some of your peoples stories cuz i love these games.

[noscottno]

-I threw a full soda can into a freeway.
-Sat on priceless picture at friends hows (dunno why it was on couch)
-Cracked a nut with expensive nut-cracker, broke upon cracking
-Threw soccer ball at friend while he was riding my mom's bike, he did a front flip (no lie) and my entire front tire got ANNILATED.
-Got into halomods.

[Veegie]

So... we meet again, Dead XXX Matt.

[G.I.R.]

Went swimming in a lake with a big ass 'NO SWIMMING' sign right next to it. <_<

I got in trouble with the cops for that. A 'strike' if you will. >_>

[Xiion]

1. when i was 6, i was telling my grandpas dog " look boy! theres your food! theres your food boy!" this ticked off the dog and he bit my right eye. i have eye sight problems now.
2. I was downloading counter-strike steam activation hacks, bad choice. destroyed my computer 4 times till it was unrepairable.

[Infern0]

So... we meet again, Dead XXX Matt.

Quoted for mofoing truth.

[shadowkhas]

Holy shit, it's Dead XXX Matt. I remember you from so dang long ago...

[GametagAeonFlux]

I had 4 friends over for a sleepover once, nothing out of the ordinary other than that these kids were of...ill repute so to speak. One of them pulled about 10 bottles of 190-proof out and we drank our asses off. The next morning (my sisters pretty much knew what we were doing, but my mom never came downstairs, and my dad wasn't home), my sister's boyfriend came down at 6:30am.

"I'm going to take you running." He ran my ass for 5 hours when I had the biggest hangover of my entire life. The moral of this story is do not drink.

Hmm...other things...

This one emo kid at school was following me around...I guess he was trying to impersonate me and make his friends laugh or something. I turned around, dug my shoulder in his sternum, then charged at the nearest wall. I honestly thought his spine broke at first. Luckily though, the kid didn't know my name and couldn't manage anything close to a sentence to describe me so I didn't get in trouble. Moral of that story is don't do something that may kill another person.

[JK-47]

Oh god there's so many things.... I can't pick one....

Ok well I'll start with one day, I got board and my friend had some friends who had this motorized scooter (Hah, scooters), so I went into my garage and found a manual scooter. Well we got a rope, tied the manual to the motorized, and I hopped on the manual and he took off. It was going great until we took this turn and I hit a rock. The scooter stopped, and I flew off and slammed into a parked car's front tire with my face. God knows how, but I broke my finger somehow and didn't notice it until I tried moving it.

I dunno, every time I hang out with my friend there's trouble involved, so I dunno what else I could say haha.

[Dead XXX Matt]

Holy ****, it's Dead XXX Matt. I remember you from so dang long ago...

i remember you and infern0 and.. vegito cuz i always got pissed at him.

[TomClancey]

1) I was walking and tripped up the stairs. (don't know how, but I fell up like 3-4 stairs)

2) I was 5 and tried to ride my cousins dog...I fell off and it barked its ass off at me.

3) I was 8 years old and I tried to jump from this swing set at my school and land on the monkey bars with my feet...It didn't end to well, I fell on my back/neck. (but I got to miss some school)

4) My cousin (21) and me (13) where jumping on a trampoline and he always like popped me into the air. So I was popped and I tried to do a flip...I landed on my neck so I wen't inside for an hour with ice on my neck. I still do that on the trampoline though, heh.

Those are just some of the stupid things I could come up with.

[Geo]

I climbed onto the second story of this girls house, at a party, with my beer... screaming "Drinks are on the house"

I've thrown an axe at a friends leg, I think it hurt him a lot. Blade went in and all.

I was racing my friend, I was in my car and he was on his motorbike... when I threw some water at him from my car, he lost control and he went over the central reservation at 45mph, into two lanes of heavy, fast moving oncoming traffic. It was fun until that point, and very dumb. I honestly thought he was going to die, he managed to dodge some traffic and stopped on the central reservation. I felt sick all day, and was close to tears. I don't even know why I did it, I just didn't consider the consequences at all.

I suppose it's these things that teach you for the future, not to drive like an ass or be stupid in or near cars.

[JK-47]

I climbed onto the second story of this girls house, at a party, with my beer... screaming "Drinks are on the house"

Oh my god haha