Things You Have Always Wondered

Jubakuba · Post by **Jubakuba** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 3:01 pm

Buttered cat paradox.
(look it up)

Ideas/Theories???

I'm going with the theory that the cat will float above ground.

ScottyGEE · Post by **ScottyGEE** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 3:03 pm

The cat will land on its side an die a horrible horrible death coz it couldnt land on its feet.

Ketchup_Bomb · Post by **Ketchup_Bomb** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 3:28 pm

If having the butter facing outward, and the cats feet pointing outwards creates anti-gravity, what would happen if you swapped it?
So the cat is now feet first strapped to the buttered toast.

What then? It's still anti-gravity, but like an inverse anti-gravity.

But there is still a question of how to strap a cat feet first to toast because if you separate the cat's back from the toast, that's like impossible.
It's just like teaching a terrorist to not blow themselves up. It can't be done.

Hawaiian Modder · Post by **Hawaiian Modder** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:03 pm

Wait I don't get it.

This is what I have gathered up.
Apparently butter has an attraction to the ground, and a cat is taught to always land on its feet. But I mean butter can't have a huge attraction to the ground or I would drop my toast and it would fall at 20 mph at the ground and create a dent in my floor. So shouldn't the cats motivation and training over power some stupid butter? Discuss.

shadowkhas · Post by **shadowkhas** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:10 pm

Let b=buttered toast and a=cat. Variables are capitalized for x to be multiplicayshun.
MsubAx9.8m/sec^2xT=Vnaught(not? naught? ?_?)xBx9.8m/sec^2x(D/T)^2=mC^2/0

k.
EDIT: C is the speed of light.

Hawaiian Modder · Post by **Hawaiian Modder** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:14 pm

I'm sorry but I haven't passed 8th grade algebra so all I see is a bunch of jibber jabber.
Also another paradox. The grandfather paradox.

Geo · Post by **Geo** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:40 pm

There is no scientific reason for toast landing butter side down, it's just a sorta expression; It's like just sods law that you drop toast and the butter has to go all over the floor, it's not fact.

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:43 pm

Jesus people, way to blow a joke way out of proportion and turn it into a huge discussion about something useless.

Hawaiian Modder · Post by **Hawaiian Modder** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:03 pm

Note: I am retarded.
I thought it was true. I was like "Blow up the universe by dropping a cat with butter on its back. Cool."

CE_AI · Post by **CE_AI** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:19 pm

I have always wondered what would happen if you put pepsi in a coke bottle or vice-versa

RYDER · Post by **RYDER** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:35 pm

WE WILL DROP ZE BOMBZ HERE!!!

i wonder what happens to us all if we only knew that line of text

-DeToX- · Post by **-DeToX-** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:39 pm

I wonder what would happen if everyone put a 6000 x 6000 pixel Image in their signature with 145 lines of text.

=x.

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:41 pm

Signatures would be disabled again. It's not difficult to check a box that says "Disable signatures." =x

RYDER · Post by **RYDER** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:42 pm

forum crashed and lag will overpower you
drives you insane and COMMIT GOD D*MN SUICIDE!!!11!!!one!!!
o_O O_o
.....

kitty ^^ to help you calm down, becauze you will get mad even think about the LAG!!!! ARGH I HOPE YOU ALL DIE!!! (think of the kitty ryder, the kitty, the kitty...)

i'm done here....

shadowkhas · Post by **shadowkhas** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:45 pm

You'd clog the tubes of the internet.

Not good.

And Tural, I was joking with my "equation..." I was pulling crap out of my butt. >__>;

RYDER · Post by **RYDER** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:46 pm

how does that feel anyway? never tried it lol

ceberus0 · Post by **ceberus0** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:34 pm

i wonder whaat would happen if i knew what happend,......before it happened...

and if u drop a cat on its back with butter on it and it landed on another piece of buttered toast that had already fallen, it would create a time vortex back to before the cat was dropped and create a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. problem solved

Xiion · Post by **Xiion** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:38 pm

i wonder what the world would be like if bungie studios were never created... and its original creator were never born...
I wonder how much better the world would be if global warming never did exist.

ceberus0 · Post by **ceberus0** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:41 pm

global warming has been going on for like 10 years and the glaciers are still the same, saw it on the news. news ftw!
answer to ur question- the world may never know

StalkingGrunt911 · Post by **StalkingGrunt911** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:59 pm

I wonder what came first the chicken or the egg? ;o