http://www.chacha.com - assisted search w/ chat-(UPDATE!)-

r0tten · Post by **r0tten** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:49 pm

http://www.chacha.com is like google but you can have real time assistance through a qualified search analyst through a java chat.

I AM NOW WORKING FOR THIS COMPANY!

example wrote: Status: Connected to guide: MelissaU
MelissaU: Welcome to ChaCha!
MelissaU: Hello!
You: Hello MelissaU. How are you?
MelissaU: Good, how about yourself?
MelissaU: What would you like to know about camels?
You: Well I'm after some pictures of camels having a really great time!
You: Doing something that camels like doing.
MelissaU: Ok, let me see what I can find
You: Thanks MelissaU!
MelissaU: Something like this?

http://camelphotos.com/GraphicsP2/Beach13.jpg

You: that camel IS having a good time isn't he?
You: Or she.
You: But there's a problem...
MelissaU: Not sure, can't tell which gender
MelissaU: What's the problem?
You: If i'm not very much mistaken taht's a Bactrian Camel. I was after the
superior Dromedary camel! See if you can whip up some uni-humped good-times.
MelissaU: Ahh, ok
You: It's ok! Easy mistake to make!
MelissaU: How about this one?

http://camelphotos.com/GraphicsP2/sandman6.jpg

You: Let's take a look...
You: He's just chillin' ain't he! I'll be able to use that one. I don't suppose you can find a picture of them eating something unusual could you?
MelissaU: I'll try!
You: Some kind of junk or refuse!
You: Not the normal fare!
MelissaU: Still searching
You: That's ok.
You: They could be eating garbage I suppose...
You: Anything but their normal diet really!
MelissaU: Ok, let me see
MelissaU: so far just the normal diet
You: Keep trying. You're close, I can just tell!
MelissaU: I'm looking
MelissaU: What about this one?

http://lava.nationalgeographic.com/c...onth=6&year=03

You: now THAT'S what I'm talking about! Camels eating Camels. Who'd have thunk it!?
MelissaU: LOL
MelissaU: Glad you like it
You: I do. I can make use of that one immeadiately.
MelissaU: Great
MelissaU: Have a super day!
You: Well, thank you for that. Apart from the Bactrian incident, a perfect search!
MelissaU: Thanks
You: Goodbye!
MelissaU: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

try this chat now it's the latest rage![/quote]

noscottno · Post by **noscottno** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:54 pm

ROFL I have to go mess with the "educated searchers"

slayer410 · Post by **slayer410** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:54 pm

Haha, that's awesome.

r0tten · Post by **r0tten** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:55 pm

remember no threats or anything, they have the ability to ban you. i found the site on through a thread on digg

shade45 · Post by **shade45** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:56 pm

Lol thats pretty sweet

noscottno · Post by **noscottno** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:59 pm

It seems to be really slow, and I know it's not my internet. I searched "dogs" and a blank screen with nothing on it comes up (apart from the logo of the site, etc.)

r0tten · Post by **r0tten** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:03 pm

it seems to have a lot of lag due to the increasing influx in new visitors, there servers were not expecting to be posted on thousands of different forums and have tens of thousands of nerds harrass their employees. so basically it might take a while or quite possibly it might crash with all the traffic they have been getting. Digg is the biggest online forum so i'm sure ALOT of people are doing the same as i did.

snakejknight · Post by **snakejknight** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:37 pm

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MichaelS
MichaelS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
MichaelS: hi!
You: ok, i'm looking on tutorials on how to modify the games halo, and halo 2
You: i believe its called modding
MichaelS: ok, modding online can get you kicked off of xbox live, and all of this will void the warranty for your xbox
You: oic, well i only plan to mod for fun at home
MichaelS: that's cool

Halo Mods
Halo Mods
http://www.indews.com/games/Halo_2.php

You: thank u, i think i've seen that site b4
You: it was pretty good
MichaelS: yeah
You: u were very helpful
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

this is awsome i wish i had this a few days ago for a debate i had at school!!!

Veegie[Temp] · Post by **Veegie[Temp]** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:42 pm

She wouldn't help me find my beastiality.

snakejknight · Post by **snakejknight** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:52 pm

i got banned for asking about the rules on an adult search... lol i didn't even ask the question

r0tten · Post by **r0tten** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:01 pm

i've been asking them about dinosaurs alot, they seem to enjoy that...

dino wrote:Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SethL
SethL: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey SethL, can you help me out??
SethL: Sure thing
You: Okay, I am looking for pictures of a bad ass dinosaur
You: like green
You: with lots of teeth
You: and a take no shit attitude
SethL: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (and a take no shit attitude)
You: sorry!
You: a take no "guff" attitude
SethL: yaeh
SethL: ok
You: and i don't want no stegosauraus
SethL: So do you want a human-ish one then?
SethL: Like, one wearing a biker jacket and growling, or you mean a real looking one?
You: Good question Seth!
You: Could you find one with a biker jacket
You: that would be badass
SethL: Would you count things like 'lizard men', or does it specifically/obviously have to be a dino
SethL: lizard men are pretty common illustrations
You: none of that reptilian garbage
SethL: alright
You: I want a straight up dino
You: you know what i mean?
SethL: Yes
SethL: Trying find good one as we speak
You: This is appreciated
You: I want to print it out and give it to my kid brother
You: it's his 45th birthday
You: it will make him happy
SethL: It has to be a humanized dino?
SethL: or just a really cool, tough one?
You: just a really cool tough one
SethL: cause it turns out the humanish ones are harder to come by than i thought....
You: if the biker jacket is too much to ask, you can just get me a dinosaur smashing stuff
SethL: What about this?
SethL: I don't know why it's so hard
SethL: trying to find a dino smashing/eating humans, in particular
SethL: heh
You: that image won't load for me
You: i just get the tripod
SethL: *shakes head*..
You: How much do you get paid for surfing the internet? Sounds pretty sweet. I bet you would rather you got paid a dollar for everytime you have been asked this question though. AMIRITE
SethL: How about this?
You: HOLY AWESOME
SethL: It's ok?
You: that is good
You: what about "dino rape"
SethL: hahah
SethL: umm, i can't show anythign that explicit on here, sorry.
You: well i mean
You: that image is cutting it close amirite
You: what are those dinos doing?!!
SethL: Oh, wait!
SethL: I should've known
SethL: give me one moment
You: sure
SethL: How about that?
SethL: That comic book series is full of awesome dino vs. human fights
You: good stuff
You: that is just what i wanted
You: SethL you are the Trex in my jurassic kingdom
SethL: Here;s another
You: wow, that dino is pwning face
SethL: See?
SethL: Practically every cover of that comic, dinos are bashing up cadillacs
You: those humans don't have a chance
You: well maybe the stout guy does
You: he looks heroic
SethL: yeah
SethL: they're the main characters
SethL: they both know what they're doing actaully
You: Do you subscribe to dino comics?
SethL: it's like, post-apocalyptic earth, adn dinos are back for some reason
SethL: no, but i do have a collection of that one
SethL: your brother may like that too
You: That is a good basis for a story
You: OK thanks
You: aw hell ya
SethL: here
SethL: i put amazon links for those books at the top
You: best birthday ever for my brother
You: approaching 50 and he still loves his dinos! LOL
SethL: read up about the stories too, but i'm sure he'll be fine with it
SethL: if he likes modern looking humans acting tribal and dealing with dinos
You: OF COURSE HE DOES
You: he lives for that stuff
SethL: new york city, for example, is hafl flooded and stuff
SethL: and they barely know the technology
You: he's an LA man, he'll like that
SethL: and that one guy, he knows how to do cars, and that's considered 'amazing'
SethL: ie, fix cars
SethL: ok
You: like McGiver?
SethL: yeah, i guess
You: spelling*
SethL: anyway, i went overboard in time spent with you
SethL: but that's cause i liked the subject so much
You: appreciated
SethL: hope that hleps
You: IT DID
You: thanks!!!!
SethL: read the reviews on amazon
SethL: bye
SethL: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

http://www.pegusisfreeware.com/pauls...nt/Raptors.jpg

http://www.carobinson.com/games/CAPC...URS%201992.jpg

http://www.toonopedia.com/xenozoic.jpg

http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/ne...636_6995_1.jpg

http://images.darkhorse.com/covers/300/11/11656.jpg

smacktalker · Post by **smacktalker** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:20 am

wow really how childish, i wouldn't care about the stupid logs on harrasment of those poor people helping you

G_Church · Post by **G_Church** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:13 am

you should ask for porn or something along the lines of it like women of the huge titty tribe in okanawwa or something funny like that

Kirk · Post by **Kirk** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:09 am

G_Church wrote:you should ask for porn or something along the lines of it like women of the huge *** tribe in okanawwa or something funny like that

smacktalker wrote:wow really how childish, i wouldn't care about the stupid logs on harrasment of those poor people helping you

besides, they probably wouldn't even bother talking to you. Disqualified.

UPS · Post by **UPS** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:25 pm

LOL!!!
funny

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:34 pm

TammyJ wouldn't go out with me.

r0tten · Post by **r0tten** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:34 pm

smacktalker wrote:wow really how childish, i wouldn't care about the stupid logs on harrasment of those poor people helping you

don't player hate

if you had read the transcripts they obviously don't mind, they get paid to do this so it probably just relieves them from there otherwise boring day.

oh yeah and get out of my thread all you do is talk shit, it's annoying. everytime i speak my point of view and add an opinion to something yu try and shoot it down. you can't even ever come up with a good arguement to back up your reasoning behind these flames either. you think because you come out with good mods that gives you the right to say whatever you want here. well do us all a favour and keep your negativity out of this thread, it's all in good fun.

slayer410 · Post by **slayer410** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:01 pm

Yeah I just felt like fucking with them... I thought it was a chatbot, not a real person... I said-
Know any hot chicks?
(Something I forgot lol)
Got any pics of girls?

And I think I'm banned? I can't go back. Haha.

PyroBlizzard · Post by **PyroBlizzard** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 3:55 am

Ive been transfered 4 times!!! What crappy search guides! None of them could find "Batman Driving a Sedane" There useless.

Although one guy was awesome. I had a nice chat and i helped him find me some pics on deviant art.

Geo · Post by **Geo** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:19 am

you helped him find images? =/