Today, I was just goofing off in the Silent Cartographer.
I decided to swap the grunts with Elites, and the Elites with Hunters.
Now, first i swapped MC with an Elite, so I would play as one. I started off on the beach. For some reason all the grunts and elites would start shooting me. Keep in mind that the cinematic was still playing, so I could do nothing. I'd be peppered with plasma fire, and be killed in seconds.
So i went back to the Hex Editor, and changed the Elite back to MC, so i'd spawn in the Pelican. All would go well, until I touched down on the beach. The marines DID swap with grunts, but they started attacking ME! I returned fire, BUT THE LITTLE BASTARDS WERE INVINCIBLE! Grenades didnt even work. I was forced to retreat as the bastards peppered me with plasma, nearly draining my health. I found that I could easily pick off the elites with sniper fire from the pistol, but the grunts wouldn't budge. So I turned my attention to the Hunters. They had done absolutely nothing the entire time. So I walked towards one, and he turned to look at me. Still no reaction from Mr. Stand-Still. I walk right up to him, AND HE ATTACKS! And stands still again. I shoot a full clip of AR ammo into him. Nothing. Frag grenade the sumbitch. Still nothing. I've pounded this bastard to mincemeat, and he's not a scratch on him.
So i throw a plasma grenade. Big mistake. He gets pissed, and charges me. I run, grenade explodes, he's still coming. I shoot more, still breathing. Frag grenade, still alive. Eventually, he gets too close when a plasma grenade explodes, and I die.
I am still in awe. Somehow i made an invincible hunter, that won't stop chasing me around the island. What an idiot i am.
Hilarious Modding Errors you have made.
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TheMasterElite
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EPISODE ONE OF BLIND MODDER
Master Chief walks up to near nonresponsive marind*
"Marine?.... are you in there?"
*knocks on marines helmet*
"marin-.. oh sh!t"
*marine morphs into 10m tall hunter gun glowing at the chiefs chest*
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-..."
*BOOM*
*The master chief ceases to exist*
MORAL of this story... never drink too much cafine (or however you spell it)
Master Chief walks up to near nonresponsive marind*
"Marine?.... are you in there?"
*knocks on marines helmet*
"marin-.. oh sh!t"
*marine morphs into 10m tall hunter gun glowing at the chiefs chest*
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-..."
*BOOM*
*The master chief ceases to exist*
MORAL of this story... never drink too much cafine (or however you spell it)
Yippy-kye-yay Mother Fucker
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sharkface217
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New Age wrote:EPISODE ONE OF BLIND MODDER
Master Chief walks up to near nonresponsive marind*
"Marine?.... are you in there?"
*knocks on marines helmet*
"marin-.. oh sh!t"
*marine morphs into 10m tall hunter gun glowing at the chiefs chest*
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-..."
*BOOM*
*The master chief ceases to exist*
MORAL of this story... never drink too much cafine (or however you spell it)
Lol, I wish that I could have a mod where I on a hog and Im racing marines, lol, and they shoot with Rocket hog. Funny shit dudes..........
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sharkface217
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mac wrote:Epidsode 2 of Blind Modder
Master Chief walks up to a group of marines
"Has anyone got an extra clip?"
*marines are motionless*
"Answer me you bit-"
*Marines morph into 48 Gold elites, 10 Jackals, 1 swordsman elite and 7 hunters*
"Oh man!"
*Elites walks up to Chief*
"Ive got good news, Chief" -elite
"You wont kill me?" -cheif
"No, i just saved a buynch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico."
*All the elites and hunters fire and the Chief takes so much feul rod gun bursts and plasma rifle fire but he manages to stay alive and kneel down.*
*Swordsman Elite turns into a geico but still has sword, swings and cits the chief's head off. the geico goes over and eats Chief's brains out and makes a nest in it. The elites, jackals, and hunters all turn back into marines, standing motionless. The sun comes up and the whales start singing. I stand there and start drooling.*
Geico, a five minute call could save you 15% or more on your car insurance.
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Re: Hilarious Modding Errors you have made.
Err...yes...they do tend to shoot you if you don't swap sides...TheMasterElite wrote: Now, first i swapped MC with an Elite, so I would play as one. I started off on the beach. For some reason all the grunts and elites would start shooting me. Keep in mind that the cinematic was still playing, so I could do nothing. I'd be peppered with plasma fire, and be killed in seconds.
*smacks forehead*
I recently replaced all grunts with Gold-Armor-Engery-Sword Elites...and all Jackals with Hunter Majors
Man that was a crazy mod
Excpecially when you first drop down on the beach
This was on SC BTW
Man that was a crazy mod
Excpecially when you first drop down on the beach
This was on SC BTW
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