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my crazy-ass teacher

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ok, so today was "dress up like a super hero" day for homecoming week. my algebra II teacher took it a bit to far...

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"she is homework girl, and she loves homework. if she doesn't have 5 hours of homework to do when she gets home, she gets depressed because she hates watching tv and talking on the phone, because doing homework is the way to spend the day" (my summary of her intro speech, which she so kindly recites in a rather high-pitched voice at the begenning of each period as she bursts into the room)

and here is her teaching.

i had recorded her entrance, but for some reason my mp3 player deleted it. i think it was a filename issue or something...
ASPARTAME: in your diet soda and artificial sweeteners. also, it's obviously completely safe. it's not like it will cause tumors or anything. >.>
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Restraining order. Now.
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I would be scared if I had her.
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Post by Vallen1 »

Mr. peppe is so much cooler :-P
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Post by [cc]z@nd! »

this needs to be a new internet fad, everyone spread it around!

and yes, Mr. Peppe is cooler. this teacher is crazy as in mentally unstable, not cool crazy.
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In my school you would be kicked for posting that.
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Post by jks »

Interesting... tomorrow is "superhero day" at my school too, today was hat day. My AP chem teacher wore a funny hat that completely fit his personality, this is him http://www.trekearth.com/members/olspar7/
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The teacher in the first post is so hot.
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Vallen1 wrote:The teacher in the first post is so hot.
Hyeaaa, lemme tell ya :P
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Post by FleetAdmiralBacon »

Vallen1 wrote:The teacher in the first post is so hot.
Oh yeah! She turns me on!


I have a few crazy teachers, but not like this.
Mr. Wilbur Martin is high up on the list of crazy, he's my chemistry teacher and he's so, well, undescribable.

But, the craziest teacher at my school is definitely Mr Harbart, our band director. This guys, well, crazy.
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Post by angry man »

Yea well my science Teacer way back in Gr. 8 was Mr. Murray, Brother of the famous singer, Anne Murray! LOL and he had tapes of him singing with his sister live aty a stadium when he was ~25 (he used to be a singer too but he decided he liked teaching better)
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I don't really have any crazy teachers, but I do have quite a few ones. :P
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Post by UntoldLegendxx »

Heh a crazy math teacher. At my school i have a crazy shop teacher, he trys to act everything from gangster to gay. He's a little crazy but he's one of the best teachers.
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my parents thought about sening me to conifer except for this one weird crazy teacher with a lazy and whos crippled.
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I thought she was a he :|..
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I really don't want to know what she/he is. :cry:
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The Thread Title wrote:my crazy-ass teacher
Also, that thread title scares me. :x
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Reminds me that my math teacher says "aks" "aiight" and "yall" way too much for his own good.
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Post by Rallos »

Yay for having no stupid days like that in my district...
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