8 year old teaches adults to play Halo 2

metkillerjoe · Post by **metkillerjoe** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:22 pm

http://www.nypost.com/seven/09112006/ne ... ermino.htm

Can I just say it? They have no life if they are being schooled by an 8 year old on how to play a game.

He's not a prodigy! All he does is play games!

Phosphorous · Post by **Phosphorous** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:24 pm

Thats Lil Poison, he's a pro, sponsored MLG player and could kick your ass.

lol

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:29 pm

INSANE! Definatley not a noob (as in screaming kids who think they know how to play really good but can't)

dos mes · Post by **dos mes** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:13 pm

He's definitely good, but he's much too overrated because of his age. I've played with him before and he's not that special, aside from being so young.

metkillerjoe · Post by **metkillerjoe** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:49 pm

Lil Poison?

Wow

. Well, nevermind then. Good to have him around.

Though I wish he taught kids his age to be good teammates instead of screaming and yelling (the other kids not him).

angry man · Post by **angry man** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:15 pm

Haha what a tank he could prob beat me and im 10 years older than him... lol

rossmum · Post by **rossmum** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:47 pm

I tried to teach dad. He was beyond help.

Dr.Cox · Post by **Dr.Cox** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:33 am

rossmum wrote:I tried to teach dad. He was beyond help.

"hey son, what does this button here do?"

>_> "put down the cat dad."

MasterNeoChief · Post by **MasterNeoChief** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:38 am

Phosphorous wrote:Thats Lil Poison, he's a pro, sponsored MLG player and could kick your ass.

lol

So true. LiL Poison is one of the best halo 2 players

MaestroMan · Post by **MaestroMan** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:17 am

Yeah, but thats ALL he does, obviously doesn't have any friends

Phosphorous · Post by **Phosphorous** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:32 am

MaestroMan wrote:Yeah, but thats ALL he does, obviously doesn't have any friends

lol, he's 8, who cares

Grunt Rebel · Post by **Grunt Rebel** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:34 am

Lil Poison PWNS. End of story.

[cc]z@nd! · Post by **[cc]z@nd!** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:23 pm

his life's set at 8. all he needs to do is get weaned off games around his teens and get some friends and he should be good.

and Dos Mes, since you've played with him, other than the high-pitched voice, is he a good teammate on live? or unlike all the other 7-year-olds on live?

dos mes · Post by **dos mes** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:33 pm

I'll admit, he's completely different than the average 7-8-9-10 year old. His voice is still annoying as hell, but at least he listens and when HE gives orders or calls out locales, they are actually good. He knows how to play, but he wouldn't be like that if it weren't for his brother...

rossmum · Post by **rossmum** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:17 pm

A teammate who actually knows what he's doing?

WHERE CAN I GET ONE!?

Grunt Rebel · Post by **Grunt Rebel** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:23 pm

Rite here!

I wish i could play with him just to see what he is like.

gh0570fchurch · Post by **gh0570fchurch** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:07 pm

rossmum wrote:I tried to teach dad. He was beyond help.

Yeah, I played with a bunch of people from church once, and they tried to snipe me with shotguns.

Then they said I was pro because I pwned them all.

Dr.Cox · Post by **Dr.Cox** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:29 pm

bumptakular!

{TLS} UPSman · Post by **{TLS} UPSman** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:42 pm

MAN HES LUCKY
his DAD got him an xbox!
my dad wouldnt do that for me in a million years!
reasons:
1: he thinks video games are a waste of time
2: ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
lawl
id like to vs. him in PC

angry man · Post by **angry man** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:55 pm

He bought HIMSELF a 360.. at the age of 8 he can afford a 360! I can't