ASPARTAME: in your diet soda and artificial sweeteners. also, it's obviously completely safe. it's not like it will cause tumors or anything. >.>
always remember: guilty until proven innocent
Gimp is almost exactly the same as Photoshop, but there are a couple things that you have to learn to do yourself instead of it being handed to you on a spoon.
About the sig, kinda boring, but I like the abstract.