i put this in the confessions thread, but it belongs much better as a seperate thread than a confession, so here goes
ok, there's this big-time emo flamer at my school. like, flamer beyond belief. he's in my class first period and i've seen him put on make-up, ask a girl for foundation, and use hairspray, all in class. he's so far out of the closet he's in the back of someone else's.
thing is, he hates going to school here in tennesse, as well as everyone here, and everything here. so he's trying to raise money on the internet to get out of here. that's right, he's asking visitors of his page to donate to him so he can get up a total of $100,000 to move to california. needless to say, it isn't happening. so friends at luelinks have posted a thread about him there
the thread wrote:klaptrap wrote:Phone #
(615) 595-1514
Address
2106 Spring Hill Circle, Spring Hill, TN 37174
This is the reason why. if you read it, you will understand his personality. But in short, he's an Emo Flamer beyond belief. He makes michael jackson look like a saint, and OJ look innocent. He's gay also.
http://www.freejacob.org/mystory.html
This is the free boxes LL: LLca7dme wrote:hmm..
BOX
and that pretty much sums up the whole thread.
his page is at freejacob.org, and if you read around a bit, you'll probably get sick of his personality, just because you can't meet him in real life. sympathize with me, i have to go to school with him. so, if you feel like participating in a prank, send him some DHL boxes (empty boxes for free). i already used the link above to send him 200.

edit: here's a link for much larger boxes from ebay ***requires an ebay account***
edit 2: and here's more free boxes. up to 500, straight from USPS.
join in if you want, otherwise stand back and laugh. heck, if you feel like it, mail him a message along the lines of "sorry, but your not gonna get out of this hell hole anytime soon"