Dolphins with Laser Beams!

Aquafina · Post by **Aquafina** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:46 pm

I just recently learned that the navy has released dolphins, with laser beams attached to their heads!
The dolphins can be controlled of what they do, sadly, this IS animal cruelity, but we are using them to find out secrets of other countrys.
But sadly, there will be no release of Sharks with laser beams....sad....

fireinhole8 · Post by **fireinhole8** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:56 pm

ooooh, laser dolphin ,sounds like a bad tom clancy novel,lol! oh wait, there are no bad tom clancy novel,woot!

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:01 pm

i hate animal cruelty.......therefore i think this idea is totally stupid...

What is there to learn about countries from underwater????

"well sir it seems this country is made of........ this cant be-"

"what is it private?"

"well this country is made of rock and dirt...."

"dear god its happened, Code Grey and Brown, everyone to thier battle stations...... (ive got you you sick rock using bastards)"

fireinhole8 · Post by **fireinhole8** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:09 pm

ahahahahahah, so funny, nice multi, nice. and we could learn about any subs they might have, and etc.

[users]Leg0 · Post by **[users]Leg0** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:12 pm

and you got this information where?

[/party pooper]

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:12 pm

subs??? you mean those wooden boxes with "exploive" sticks they have underwater? nah, not a threat (talking about iraq and those people)

fireinhole8 · Post by **fireinhole8** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:16 pm

wooden boxes with explosives, wtf!? they are steel and those sticks are torpedos! and you never know, korea does have a navy if i remember correctly. and nukes+subs+crazy dictator=not good

Aquafina · Post by **Aquafina** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:24 pm

Topic + Spam = Lock
Stop spamming, the dolphins have microphones on them, so they can hear useful information, they also can transport bombs.

" Alright Sargeant swim, head towards shore! "
" EEEK! EEEK! SQUEEL! "
" What?! Send in the Seals,Marines,Air Force, Everything!"
" EEEEK! EEEEK! EEEEK!" -Static-
" We lost him men....send in...the master chief! "

Anyway, think of everything hooked onto the dolphin, Missile Launcher, Tazer, Laser, Machine Gun, Atom Bomb, you know the rest.

fireinhole8 · Post by **fireinhole8** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:28 pm

Aquafina wrote:Topic + Spam = Lock
Stop spamming, the dolphins have microphones on them, so they can hear useful information, they also can transport bombs.

" Alright Sargeant swim, head towards shore! "
" EEEK! EEEK! SQUEEL! "
" What?! Send in the Seals,Marines,Air Force, Everything!"
" EEEEK! EEEEK! EEEEK!" -Static-
" We lost him men....send in...the master chief! "

Anyway, think of everything hooked onto the dolphin, Missile Launcher, Tazer, Laser, Machine Gun, Atom Bomb, you know the rest.

now that's what i call funny, aqua, you are very funny! can you imagine a swarm of dolphins smimming out in the atlantic, then jumping out of the water and launching tomahawks,lol!

Aquafina · Post by **Aquafina** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:33 pm

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/9503310/

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:41 pm

but if they attached atomic bombs to the dolphins the dolfins would splode

god i hate how the government thinks they can just use up the earths resources like they are nothing.

wes · Post by **wes** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:49 pm

lazers on their heads? i remember when they put lazers on sharks' heads in austin powers the spy who shagged me

Aquafina · Post by **Aquafina** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:14 pm

That was actually in goldmember. o_O

wes · Post by **wes** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:16 pm

bleh i forgot

Aquafina · Post by **Aquafina** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:55 pm

Arbiter, say no to spamming kids.

maca_§ · Post by **maca_§** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:25 am

That's gotta be one of the most stupidest things I've ever seen/heard about :-/.

Aquafina · Post by **Aquafina** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:19 am

Its true, navy Seal will be fired, Dolphins will take over the F***ing Earth!

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:54 am

theres another point, if dolphins are reall smart, dont you think it might be in thier nature to rebel?

i mean what did they do, replace thier brain with a compter or something, cause then ill be really mad.

wes · Post by **wes** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:35 am

multi-genre wrote:theres another point, if dolphins are reall smart, dont you think it might be in thier nature to rebel?

of course!

fireinhole8 · Post by **fireinhole8** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:35 pm

wow, being ruled by laser guided dolphins....a new age of suicide bombers and ear pain(squeek squeek squeek...shut the heck up you f'in dolphin before i strangle your slimy sleek skinny neck thing!!)lol!