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You think this is funny? My poor uncle is being held captive by the government. I even have pictures to prove I was there.

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There u go too 4 all u non beleevers

And to think...all this time I have had Mysterious Alien technology.
I have a confession to make....HPdarkness...I know where your poor uncle is being held captive by the government.

He has been put some where in a Space time continuum prison and using Time Transmographiyer.

I Haz pictures.

<---Lazer Doornob

<----Spece time Prison

<---Blueprints so you know how to FOIL the technology.

Now excuse me... I have risked my life to show you these. I must recall the hamster... If I can survive the night I shall be fine. Fair Well!!!!

i think we need to steal all the members of the site and make them sail around the world and to the supposed ice wall, i laughed so hard.

I thought HP was pretty funny until INSANEdrive ruined it.

Anyways this is retarded...

I swear it looked different last year.

-DeToX- wrote:I thought HP was pretty funny until INSANEdrive ruined it.

Anyways this is retarded...

Don't be a party pooper.

This has nothing on Time Cube.

FOUR CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 24 HOUR DAY, YOU CAN'T DISPROVE THE CUBE

It's got craziness and racism all at once! For no reason whatsoever!

Also, John Titor is REAL, DAWG. Don't even joke about it INSANEdrive.

I got banned from the site

hiheyhello wrote:I got banned from the site

LOL?

lol@hovercraft tracks

-Legendary- wrote:lol@hovercraft tracks

Ok.

Q: "What about satellites? How do they orbit the Earth?"

A: Since sustained spaceflight is not possible, satellites can't orbit the Earth. The signals we supposedly receive from them are either broadcast from towers or any number of possible pseudolites. However, temporary space-flight is possible.

Q: "What's underneath the Earth?" aka "What's on the bottom?" aka "What's on the other side?"

A: This is unknown. Some believe it to be just rocks, while others believe the Earth rests on the back of four elephants and a turtle.

I seem to detect a satire, but I'm not totally sure

Also with these:
Q: "If the world was really flat, what would happen if you jump off the disc's edge?"

A: You would become directly affected by Dark Energy as the Earth is, creating the illusion that you are standing next to the Earth.

Q: "Exactly what shape is the Earth if it's flat? Square or circle?"

A: Circle, like in the UN logo. However, the earth is NOT 2D; it is in the shape of a cylinder.

Q: "Why doesn't water run off the Earth?"

A: There is a vast ice wall that keeps the water where it is. The ice wall is roughly 150ft high. This also explains why you can find a vast plane of ice when you travel south.
Antarctica as a continent does not exist.

Q: "What about tides?"

A1: The tides exist due to a slight see-saw effect on the earth. As it goes back and forth, the water rushes to the side that is lower. Note, this is a very slight wobble. Remember, these wobbles are created by very minor earthquakes. They keep the tides in check. Notice that large earthquakes result in large tides or "tsunami".

A2: The gravitational pull of the stars provide tidal effects.

A3: The anti-moon is an object with a gravitational pull just like the moon, and is underneath the Earth. The moon causes the tides, and the anti-moon balances out the effect. These create predictable tides.

Q: "Why has no one taken a photo of the Earth that proves it is flat?"

A: Only those connected to the Conspiracy have access to heights from which the shape of the Earth can be discerned. Also, nobody has been to the edge of the Earth and lived; conditions on the Ice Wall get increasingly treacherous the further you get out, and navigation methods become unreliable that far south. It is also possible that the Conspiracy is guarding the edge to prevent people from getting too close to the truth.

WE HAVE PLANES, WE CAN FLY OVER THIS WALL, HAS NO ONE THOUGHT OF THIS YET?

This is why we should'nt have direct freedom of speech, because illogical zealots will go around spreading crazy stuff like this (you know, like Hitler).

Edit: I do hope this is a joke, cause if in this day of age, I really hope over 17,000 people don't really believe in this, even world-wide.

DRL333 wrote:This is why we should'nt have direct freedom of speech, because illogical zealots will go around spreading crazy stuff like this (you know, like Hitler).

Ever read Fahrenheit 451?

Ever read the rules? Seriously. for future reference, check post dates before responding.

FTP:

Q: "Why are other celestial bodies round but not the Earth?"

A: The Earth is not one of the other planets. The Earth is special and unlike the other bodies in numerous ways.

Hear that guys? We're special.

That's why Earth supports life. True story.

Earnest Shackleton fucking lied to us.