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Alright, the other day in the morning we threw out our back-up microwave, but then at dinner when we went to heat up leftovers, our microwave died. Whats the chance oh this?

Coincidence.
Also irony.

The microwave you threw away is actually an evil machine spawned from Kitchen Appliance Hell. Your new microwave was it's brother. Growing up your old microwave was made fun of because of his lack of functionality, and strange shaped head. Now 700 years later into the future's past. He has finally reaped his revenge against his microwave brother, and sent them both back to Kitchen Appliance Hell, where they will fight for the next 984848135634 years.

Be warned though, the ghost of your old microwave may still haunt your kitchen and start killing innocent appliances to use in it's war.

HPDarkness1 wrote:The microwave you threw away is actually an evil machine spawned from Kitchen Appliance Hell. Your new microwave was it's brother. Growing up your old microwave was made fun of because of his lack of functionality, and strange shaped head. Now 700 years later into the future's past. He has finally reaped his revenge against his microwave brother, and sent them both back to Kitchen Appliance Hell, where they will fight for the next 984848135634 years.

Be warned though, the ghost of your old microwave may still haunt your kitchen and start killing innocent appliances to use in it's war.

Well... That confused the hell outa me.

HPDarkness1 wrote:fight for the next 984848135634 years.

I heard 984848135633.

But heh, that stuff happens to me all the time.

Microwaving a black cat that you found walking under a ladder and calling it leftovers may have been what caused the malfunction...

But I have empathy for your situation...Just don't pass it on to me.

It's a government conspiracy, they're out to get you.

It was me.

ScottyGEE wrote:Microwaving a black cat that you found walking under a ladder and calling it leftovers may have been what caused the malfunction...

But I have empathy for your situation...Just don't pass it on to me.

My friend knows a women who put her cat in a microwave because she didn't have a towel. Lets just say it ended with a kaboom.

Ok.. So what?
Make a sandwich or something.

Just because you don't have a microwave doesn't mean you can't make food.

RaVNzCRoFT wrote:It was me.

Fuck, you got there before me.

killarzachary wrote:

ScottyGEE wrote:Microwaving a black cat that you found walking under a ladder and calling it leftovers may have been what caused the malfunction...

But I have empathy for your situation...Just don't pass it on to me.

My friend knows a women who put her cat in a microwave because she didn't have a towel. Lets just say it ended with a kaboom.

OH! that is actually sad

Careful, don't step in the bull shit.

Kirk wrote:Careful, don't step in the bull ****.

I don't know if its true, but I felt like posting it anyways.

Who needs a backup microwave? I mean srsly.

0m3g4Muff1n987 wrote:Who needs a backup microwave? I mean srsly.

Apparently he does.

toaster + sandwiches = win.

but i'd say you mistook your companion cube for a microwave.

Hey... Zachary... Check your microwave in 9 months.

It is the all mighty appliance god you angered them by throwing out a precious appliance thus he killed your microwave for revenge.

don't throw out another appliance or the gods will be angered and be forced to kill your almighty motherboard.