Page 1 of 10

Confessions?

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:56 am
by RaVNzCRoFT
Post any confessions you have here. This topic got to be 46 pages long on HIH. Be serious.


--I walk around with BB guns on Halloween and try to scare kids.

Anything illegal is not allowed.

Thread cleaned. No more illegal stuff. Don't talk about:
Assault
Vandalism
Theft
Drugs
Alcohol (Unless you'd like to prove to us that you are over the legal age)
Homemade explosives
Or whatever else I may have forgotten that you know is illegal or not allowed. No illegal discussion was a big rule when creating this board.

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:51 am
by theycallmechad
I used to lightly dust fresh cow manure with a dry, gray, powdery dirt and tell my little brother to touch it, saying it was dry (it did look dry).

I claimed I cleaned the chicken coop and gathered the chicken eggs one night when my dad came home, even though I didn't.

I wrote a report in the 5th grade on Mercury (the element). Most of it was straight out of the Encyclopedia. :oops:

I really can't think of a whole lot. I always got caught when I did stuff, so I don't feel like it would be much of a confession.

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:05 am
by DRL333
I smashed about 30 cars in one year :oops: .

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:15 am
by V0Lt4Ge
When I was seven or eight, I pushed down this kid while Easter egg hunting, and he got mad at me and tried to hit me. His mom came over and got mad at him because she didn't see what happened.

Oh, good times...

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:27 am
by GametagAeonFlux
Uh...some scene/emo kid (whatever, some kid in girl pants) and his friend were walking by me and this girl. He whistled at her, so I threw him up against a locker, and his friend just ran. Like...sprinted away. It was great.

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:46 am
by Elite747
I sprey-painted my gas airsoft rifle tip black, so it looked real, then went to a friend's sleepover party, put a ski mask on, loaded the thing with gas, climbed up the side of the house late at night, and fired the gun full-auto, making everyone scream and run out of the house thinking it was a break-in.

He never knew it was me. :?

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:09 pm
by trepdimeflou
I did something in an IRC channel once that ended in harassment, annoyance, teary eyes.

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:18 pm
by Ketchup_Bomb
I have a confession to make...

I'm not really 1337.
I'm 1447. ;_;

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:33 pm
by Munsie
I flung a dead squirrel into some guy's car on a busy street. >_>

~Munsie

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:51 pm
by noscottno
- I throuhe a soda can into the freeway
- Peed on a TV in the middle of the road
-Pushed a friend into a table with ships and soda (lots of stuff), it was a big mess
-Have a phobia of wind (dont laugh)
-I just had an extra tooth removed from the top of my mouth (actually about an hour ago)
-I live 300 meters away from Narker
-I live 600 meters away from Zoolander

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:04 pm
by TunesRus90
In 2nd grade I wrote one of my spelling words on my desk because I couldn't remember it (the word was shoe :? ).

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:17 pm
by GametagAeonFlux
I walked in on my sister and her boyfriend having sex once. (they were 18 at the time...no illegal stuff)

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:22 pm
by Tural
GametagAeonFlux wrote:I walked in on my sister and her boyfriend having *** once. (they were 18 at the time...no illegal stuff)
The hot one?

GTAF Edit: Yeah Tural.

Kirk Edit: Pixplz?

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:05 pm
by CabooseJr
My computer is fubar and my brother is building me a 10 times better computer for Xmas.

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:09 pm
by GametagAeonFlux
CabooseJr wrote:My computer is fubar and my brother is building me a 10 times better computer for Xmas.
How is that a confession?

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:13 pm
by Evolved
Tural wrote:
GametagAeonFlux wrote:I walked in on my sister and her boyfriend having *** once. (they were 18 at the time...no illegal stuff)
The hot one?

GTAF Edit: Yeah Tural.

Kirk Edit: Pixplz?
NO PIX NO PRUF

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:10 pm
by -Legendary-
I blew up a firbee before. >_<

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:37 pm
by Veegie[Temp]
-Legendary- wrote:I blew up a firbee before. >_<
A what?

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:40 pm
by Ombre
I think those are the little old rodent robots arn't they?

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:46 pm
by Veegie[Temp]
No, that's Furby.