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AirPorts Gawd!!!
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:31 pm
by Dr.Cox
Well i just got home from wisconsin.
But when i left for winsconsin u know how u go threw those metal detectors. well i go threw No beeps. the dude wands me. He looks down.
and then ask me to remove my shoes.
i said why?
He said sorry
regulations now, any shoe sizes over 15 must be checked for weapons or plastic explosives.
Now i wear size 19 shoes.
I swear i wanted to bea the dude with my shoe.. and just run on the plane...
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:11 pm
by rossmum
Well that's just stupid. Sheesh, it's called a sniffer dog...
Re: AirPorts Gawd!!!
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:19 pm
by V0Lt4Ge
Armed Civilian wrote:Now i wear size 19 shoes.
Man, you've got some big ass feet. o_O
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:22 pm
by wes
his big ass feet is gonna be jammed straight up your ass if you mess with him
at airports in my state, you HAVE to remove your shoes before you even go through the damn detector
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:28 pm
by Dr.Cox
rossmum wrote:Well that's just stupid. Sheesh, it's called a sniffer dog...
that wont work.. stinky feet
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:46 pm
by Danke
wes wrote:his big **** feet is gonna be jammed straight up your **** if you mess with him
at airports in my state, you HAVE to remove your shoes before you even go through the **** detector
Same here, NO ONE goes through the detector with their shoes on.
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:18 pm
by Dr.Cox
I live in oregon though...
no put they didnt just make me take my shoes of i had to give them to the peeps and lett them poke and do stuff to em.
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:45 pm
by jks
You don't have to do that wherever you are from? In Wisconsin we have to remove our shoes and put them through the x-ray thing.
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:29 am
by I Trunks I
if u wear size 19 shoes and they noticed that. how could u fit a plastic explosive in your shoe or a gun or something?
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:42 pm
by Dr.Cox
ohh trust me... you cloud hide a midget family in my shoes.
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:44 pm
by The_Hushed_Casket
Armed Civilian wrote:ohh trust me... you cloud hide a midget family in my shoes.
You should start smuggling illegal immigrants across the border in your shoes, you could make pretty good money, it's a nice summer job.
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:59 pm
by Doctor
Armed Civilian wrote:I live in oregon though...
Wtf? People live in Oregon?
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:31 pm
by noxiousraccoon
If you have ever been through DFW, then you have been to hell and back.
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:11 pm
by Cuda
Well, Just think, when you throw them shoes away, the Old Lady Living in the shoe will go from that lousy boot to your Mansion of a Sneaker.
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:54 pm
by Dr.Cox
i am gonna get some new shoes... i need some wider ones...
mB these?
Link.
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:02 pm
by V0Lt4Ge
Get them, they'll make you into a balla.
Then you'll make millions in the NBA.
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:04 pm
by Dr.Cox
That site is crazt.. they go up to size 50
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:17 pm
by Cuda
well, at Size 50, theyre classified as swimflippers.
Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:56 am
by The_Hushed_Casket
Cuda wrote:well, at Size 50, theyre classified as swimflippers.
I think at that point they're considered shipping containers and are subject to customs inspections.
Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:39 am
by jks
Indeed. You would have to buy extra seats for your feet.