Anyone know why Bert and Ernie are on my xbox?

a mammoth · Post by **a mammoth** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:33 pm

Hey could anyone tell me why I found bert and ernie .xtf on my xbox's C drive?

testofskill · Post by **testofskill** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:35 pm

cuz theyre the bomb

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:39 pm

Font exploit, often used in softmodding.

The_Hushed_Casket · Post by **The_Hushed_Casket** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:45 pm

Speaking of finding wierd things on our Xbox's. The wierdest thing happened to me once. I was experimenting with other dashboards on my modded Xbox and I tried out UnleashX. All the dashboards showed the games I had, but somehow UnleashX showed another; the XBox Magazine Demo of Conker Live and Uncut. I had read about it and I booted it up and played through. Somehow, the entire demo snuck onto my Xbox without me knowing, I didn't have the demo disc, I had only heard about it, and the file is ~250 mb, so there is no way I could have accidently downloaded and sent it over, because it would have taken a few minutes to FTP. To this day I don't know how the hell it got on my Xbox, it scares me.

testofskill · Post by **testofskill** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:48 pm

heres something weird, go to your time and date on you x-box, and set everything to seven, once youdo that, go into halo, select Split-screen and go to zanzibar, then go to the beach and look at the no swimming sign.

It should have a dog head on it

[cc]z@nd! · Post by **[cc]z@nd!** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:55 pm

it's an easter egg in halo 2. VERY old, but opens interesting doors regarding more easter eggs...

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:59 pm

The_Hushed_Casket, sounds like 1337 h4x to me.

ExileLord · Post by **ExileLord** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 9:21 pm

The_Hushed_Casket wrote:Speaking of finding wierd things on our Xbox's. The wierdest thing happened to me once. I was experimenting with other dashboards on my modded Xbox and I tried out UnleashX. All the dashboards showed the games I had, but somehow UnleashX showed another; the XBox Magazine Demo of Conker Live and Uncut. I had read about it and I booted it up and played through. Somehow, the entire demo snuck onto my Xbox without me knowing, I didn't have the demo disc, I had only heard about it, and the file is ~250 mb, so there is no way I could have accidently downloaded and sent it over, because it would have taken a few minutes to FTP. To this day I don't know how the hell it got on my Xbox, it scares me.

That's very interesting. I wish games snuck onto my xbox.

xXxCocoFangxXx · Post by **xXxCocoFangxXx** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 9:34 pm

What is the piont of it?

wes · Post by **wes** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 10:44 pm

free games without going through the trouble of putting em in?

jks · Post by **jks** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:17 am

The_Hushed_Casket wrote:Speaking of finding wierd things on our Xbox's. The wierdest thing happened to me once. I was experimenting with other dashboards on my modded Xbox and I tried out UnleashX. All the dashboards showed the games I had, but somehow UnleashX showed another; the XBox Magazine Demo of Conker Live and Uncut. I had read about it and I booted it up and played through. Somehow, the entire demo snuck onto my Xbox without me knowing, I didn't have the demo disc, I had only heard about it, and the file is ~250 mb, so there is no way I could have accidently downloaded and sent it over, because it would have taken a few minutes to FTP. To this day I don't know how the hell it got on my Xbox, it scares me.

Leet garden gnome h4x, that's how.

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:56 am

^^^^

LMAO, this topic rocks. I wish I could h4x my xbox

citruspers · Post by **citruspers** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 6:31 am

everyone can h4x their xbox, but we're not allowed to talk about that

buhh..

V0Lt4Ge · Post by **V0Lt4Ge** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 7:16 am

multi-genre wrote:I wish I could h4x my xbox

Me too.

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:09 am

citruspers wrote:everyone can h4x their xbox

Not unless you dont have splintercell or mechwarrior

I only have Halo Combat Evolved, Halo 2, Project Gotham 2, and XBL Arcade for xbox lmao.

I SHALL NOT SAY MORE!

ikildsanta · Post by **ikildsanta** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 11:12 pm

one time, i opened up my xbox and there were 7 tiny dwarves smiling at me. then they started singing some nirvana. i was enjoying it till one lept up at me. a knife flashed into his hands, and he lunged. i swung to the side, and he missed. i said "wtf" and he said "do you have the golden hot pocket?". i said "yes, but i need to feed it to the dinosaur so he can become the new emperor." then he lept into the sky and became the big dipper. realizing this was a sign, i called the president for tea. afterwards, he said "im sorry i must go, but my belly button is rather itchy." now, it was time to feed the dinosaur. i put the hot pocket in the microwave, and punched in 2:00. suddenly, the emperor appeared! i dodged under a table, and he didnt notice me. the timer was running low. surely he would hear the beep of the microwave. so i summoned the dinosaur by licking my tongue. but, i still had to get to the microwave. so i crouched under the chair leg, and jumped onto the table. i jumped again onto the spot where the rug touched the floor, and super bounced. i landed in the teleporter, and superbounced again. i then proceeded to land right in front of the microwave. the microwave beeped and the emperor rushed me, eager to get the all-powerful hot pocket. i threw the hot pocket, and it came within inches of his hand. it glided into the dinosaurs mouth, and he instantly became emperor. and thats how i became the worlds hero.

did anybody read that entire thing? if you understand it, u will be granted eternal life the next time you enjoy a delicious hot pocket.

[cc]z@nd! · Post by **[cc]z@nd!** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:42 am

xXxCocoFangxXx · Post by **xXxCocoFangxXx** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:26 am

[cc]z@nd! wrote:WTF

Infern0 · Post by **Infern0** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:27 am

ikildsanta wrote:one time, i opened up my xbox and there were 7 tiny dwarves smiling at me. then they started singing some nirvana. i was enjoying it till one lept up at me. a knife flashed into his hands, and he lunged. i swung to the side, and he missed. i said "wtf" and he said "do you have the golden hot pocket?". i said "yes, but i need to feed it to the dinosaur so he can become the new emperor." then he lept into the sky and became the big dipper. realizing this was a sign, i called the president for tea. afterwards, he said "im sorry i must go, but my belly button is rather itchy." now, it was time to feed the dinosaur. i put the hot pocket in the microwave, and punched in 2:00. suddenly, the emperor appeared! i dodged under a table, and he didnt notice me. the timer was running low. surely he would hear the beep of the microwave. so i summoned the dinosaur by licking my tongue. but, i still had to get to the microwave. so i crouched under the chair leg, and jumped onto the table. i jumped again onto the spot where the rug touched the floor, and super bounced. i landed in the teleporter, and superbounced again. i then proceeded to land right in front of the microwave. the microwave beeped and the emperor rushed me, eager to get the all-powerful hot pocket. i threw the hot pocket, and it came within inches of his hand. it glided into the dinosaurs mouth, and he instantly became emperor. and thats how i became the worlds hero.

did anybody read that entire thing? if you understand it, u will be granted eternal life the next time you enjoy a delicious hot pocket.

Mister here is trying to set an example for kids to never do drugs.

..And I think it works.

jks · Post by **jks** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:47 am

Last night I had the dream where I was Gollum with Spidermans powers. All my friends were in a church for some reason so I acted out a horror movie by hanging just outside one of the windows so that just my face was visible, then I crawled into the ventilation ducts and would use my super web powers to yank people up to the ceiling never to be seen again.