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anyone up for a boxing?

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:07 pm
by [cc]z@nd!
boxing - the act of sending someone empty boxes for free, usually more than 50 at a time.

i put this in the confessions thread, but it belongs much better as a seperate thread than a confession, so here goes





ok, there's this big-time emo flamer at my school. like, flamer beyond belief. he's in my class first period and i've seen him put on make-up, ask a girl for foundation, and use hairspray, all in class. he's so far out of the closet he's in the back of someone else's.

thing is, he hates going to school here in tennesse, as well as everyone here, and everything here. so he's trying to raise money on the internet to get out of here. that's right, he's asking visitors of his page to donate to him so he can get up a total of $100,000 to move to california. needless to say, it isn't happening. so friends at luelinks have posted a thread about him there
the thread wrote:
klaptrap wrote:Phone #

(615) 595-1514

Address

2106 Spring Hill Circle, Spring Hill, TN 37174

This is the reason why. if you read it, you will understand his personality. But in short, he's an Emo Flamer beyond belief. He makes michael jackson look like a saint, and OJ look innocent. He's gay also.

http://www.freejacob.org/mystory.html

This is the free boxes LL: LLca7d
me wrote:hmm..


BOX

and that pretty much sums up the whole thread.


his page is at freejacob.org, and if you read around a bit, you'll probably get sick of his personality, just because you can't meet him in real life. sympathize with me, i have to go to school with him. so, if you feel like participating in a prank, send him some DHL boxes (empty boxes for free). i already used the link above to send him 200. :twisted:

edit: here's a link for much larger boxes from ebay ***requires an ebay account***
edit 2: and here's more free boxes. up to 500, straight from USPS.

join in if you want, otherwise stand back and laugh. heck, if you feel like it, mail him a message along the lines of "sorry, but your not gonna get out of this hell hole anytime soon"

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:49 pm
by Cuda
lol. We did this kind of thing to my school, but we got a ton of tiny boxes and stuffed it into a bigger box.

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:56 pm
by xXxCocoFangxXx
My moms boyfriend like to box all the time. lol

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:02 am
by Cuda
This Guy's pathetic. I've been to Tennesee before, it was an alright place. And this guy wants 100 Grand to move to San Fran? good luck. 400 600 tops if hes going first class round trip. from Nashville-San Fransisco. and Finding a place there is near impossible. Besides, for being such a prick, he deserves to live in Tennesee. mb even worse. lets re-route San Fransisco to Oakland, and we're set!


EDIT: I was looking around the site a bit more, and it turns out that he's sponsored by a bunch of liberals, and the Gay and Lesbian Anti Defamation League. San Faransisco doesn't sound so awkward anymore :roll:

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 5:12 am
by RaVNzCRoFT
I've been to San Fransisco. Between Lombard Street, the beach, and all the other sites, it's really a cool place to visit.

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 5:32 am
by WaywornMmmmm
Someone should donate something like $-500. Heh heh.

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 7:18 am
by Warbandit mk 3
Heh what a n00b. Nobody would donate that much money for one person to move to California.

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:15 am
by BEEF!!!
Rofl. I should do this to my girlfriend :P

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:43 am
by The science of Kaboom
lmao hell get like $50 tops. he probobly runs home and cuts himself while crying.

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:46 am
by JK-47
Where do you guys get all these boxes for this?

EDIT: LMAO! I just sent a bunch of boxes to some kid hahah! His adress is.....oh...wait.... thats me... SHIT!

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:50 am
by The science of Kaboom
im probobly gonna poop in a box and send it XD and a chucky cheese token.

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 10:19 am
by [cc]z@nd!
just keep sending him tons and tons and tons of boxes. he'll be driven crazy!

or, you guys can thank me for giving you the link to send anyone you want (as long as you know their address) as many free boxes as you want. there's more free stuff people at luelinks are sending him, anyways (they have links there for crazy shit like free lube, vaginal moisturizer, and numerous aphrodesiacs 0.o)

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 10:41 am
by Darco
Cuda wrote:lets re-route San Fransisco to Oakland, and we're set!
they've already taken over san francisco, we dont need to give them a chance to take over oakland. and, does he know how much stuff costs out here? 100 grand isnt that much.

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 11:09 am
by Cuda
well, let him be stuck in san Fran w/o a dime. I heard the BART Stations have some good rain cover >_>

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:44 pm
by RaVNzCRoFT
Send him a big box with hundreds of small boxes inside it. On the outside of the big box, leave a note that says "there is a $50,000 check in one of the boxes. Keep looking."

That would be so evil!

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:05 pm
by JK-47
Yeah that would be extremely mean.

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:36 pm
by [cc]z@nd!
i'm gonna see if that's possible, see if you can send a special handling message with the boxes or something...

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 3:26 pm
by The_Hushed_Casket
I live like an hour from San Fransisco, it's pretty cool. I sure hope this guy doesn't come and ruin the place. I hope he doesn't seriously believe he'll get $100,000 dollars, he clearly doesn't know the value of a dollar.

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 5:01 pm
by BEEF!!!
The_Hushed_Casket wrote:He clearly doesn't know the value of a dollar.
Yea. You can get a 1$ hooker or 5 .20 cent hookers.

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 5:52 pm
by wes
BEEF!!! wrote:5 .20 cent hookers.
dude.. that's like... five RaVNzCRoFTs >_>

lawlz j/j


You will die soon.