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this super-lagger with 2500 ping in halo ce came into a server and the host wouldnt ban him so i told the lagging noob that alt F4 was a cheat code and he kicked himself indeed that works everytime and is always a good laugh

I remember the first time i fell for the Alt F4 trick

I was playing AVP2 and some people were hacking and flying around, and they told me to push alt-f4 and jump so i did but it didnt close down the game strange enough..... it was an old computer.
So he was like "WTF?! Why arent you gone?!" then later he said hed email me the hax (i was like 10 back then guys so i didnt know it was wrong to hack) and he tried to email me a virus. i didnt fall for the virus one but tha alt-f4 one i did fall for but like i said, didnt work

LOL I'm going to try that next time I play

Nice stories. ;p

multi-genre i like your sig... "were gonna explode? i dont wanna explode" "are those grenades? jesus were robbing the place..." "well what you plan and what takes place aint exactly anything similar" "NO GRENADES!"

srry for the off-topic... ive used that trick before... there was this guy who joined with a 56k connection, took him a while to figure out where alt was and then about 30 sec later he quit... later he came back yelling and then just quit again (this time probably intentionally) it was very funny

gh057ofchurch wrote:\took him a while to figure out where alt was and then about 30 sec later ...

lmfao

gh057ofchurch wrote:multi-genre i like your sig... "were gonna explode? i dont wanna explode" "are those grenades? jesus were robbing the place..." "well what you plan and what takes place aint exactly anything similar" "NO GRENADES!"

"Gee it would be really nice to have some grenades dont ya think?!"

I love that movie.

We got some guy on Hugeass yesterday with the alt+f4 trick

Gotta love gullible people.

M9 HE-DP Grenade wrote:this super-lagger with 2500 ping in halo ce came into a server and the host wouldnt ban him so i told the lagging noob that alt F4 was a cheat code and he kicked himself indeed that works everytime and is always a good laugh

How would you like it if the guy did that to you? If he was lagging really bad, simply tell him, " Sir, you're ping is very high, you will need to leave because of it." Instead, the idiots these days say this, " U N00000b u r lagging i hat u wanna c a trik hit f4!!!!" I find that very offensive. Next thing you know, you'll get banned yourself. Probably wasnt a newbie. And he just didnt know what F4 did. That was very rude for what you did to him. You better feel ashamed.

I did that before I joined [SG], and that was fun cuz those guys that were saying to us, "omg Hacks are bad, imma report you," and we told one guy that really wanted it, do alt F4, and that kid quit, along with 5 or 6 people in that server, along with the kid that said hacks are bad all left simotaniouly.

Cuda wrote:I did that before I joined [SG], and that was fun cuz those guys that were saying to us, "omg Hacks are bad, imma report you," and we told one guy that really wanted it, do alt F4, and that kid quit, along with 5 or 6 people in that server, along with the kid that said hacks are bad all left simotaniouly.

OMGWTFUBERN00BSMB?!

Cuda wrote:I did that before I joined [SG], and that was fun cuz those guys that were saying to us, "omg Hacks are bad, imma report you," and we told one guy that really wanted it, do alt F4, and that kid quit, along with 5 or 6 people in that server, along with the kid that said hacks are bad all left simotaniouly.

Bloody hypocrites.

Hmm, i remember one or two stories.

You know that in WarCraft 3, that you're ingame and you press alt+x+x, you exit?

Well, this one was fun.

I meet this guy, and ill type up the convo..

Kippestront: Hi
Other guy: HEY
Kippestront: Gl hf. from?
Other guy: Yih u 2 lolz
Other guy: Ur gunna need it cuz im gosu
Kippestront: ok.. well see
Other guy: ok

15 minutes later
Other guy: omfg u hav maphack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kippestront: no, you just suck :p
Other guy: no u haf maphack!
Kippestront: i dont.
Kippestront: btw, i see youire losing really bad. Press alt+x+x to get 1000 gold and 1000 wood.
Other guy: ok but ill still report u 2 blizz
Kippestront: ok

Otherguy has left the game.

You are victorious!

Or with this one..

Kippestront: hi im from holland
Kippestront: asl?
Kippestront: i got a naked picture if you want
Kippestront: ill search you up on the forums then ill send it to you

< > has left the game.

You are victorious!



Too bad i don't remember their names. And that was from 2004 :p

roflcopter

Infern0 wrote:Kippestront: hi im from holland
Kippestront: asl?
Kippestront: i got a naked picture if you want
Kippestront: ill search you up on the forums then ill send it to you

o rly!?!?

wes wrote:

Infern0 wrote:Kippestront: hi im from holland
Kippestront: asl?
Kippestront: i got a naked picture if you want
Kippestront: ill search you up on the forums then ill send it to you

o rly!?!?

Not on this forum, blizzard forums

Too bad eh, wes. :p

Infern0 wrote:Too bad eh, wes. :p

not really. i wouldn't want ol' little Infern0 showin' what is underneath his clothing

wes wrote:

Infern0 wrote:Too bad eh, wes. :p

not really. i wouldn't want ol' little Infern0 showin' what is underneath his clothing

You sure, wes?

Nice work getting 2 easy wins like that... ha... gotta love n00bs.

Aquafina wrote:

M9 HE-DP Grenade wrote:this super-lagger with 2500 ping in halo ce came into a server and the host wouldnt ban him so i told the lagging noob that alt F4 was a cheat code and he kicked himself indeed that works everytime and is always a good laugh

How would you like it if the guy did that to you? If he was lagging really bad, simply tell him, " Sir, you're ping is very high, you will need to leave because of it." Instead, the idiots these days say this, " U N00000b u r lagging i hat u wanna c a trik hit f4!!!!" I find that very offensive. Next thing you know, you'll get banned yourself. Probably wasnt a newbie. And he just didnt know what F4 did. That was very rude for what you did to him. You better feel ashamed.

well even if he wasnt a noob he was being an as$,we were all having alot of fun and he had alot of lag,like enough that the whole server would shutdown and we couldnt move and we asked him to leave cause he was lagging but he just didnt say anything so i told him to hit alt F4 that's not rude,he was being rude and i dont think he even had 56k because when i had dial up i had about 800 ping and i LEFT a server when people asked me to,i knew it was rude and unfair to stay and ruin their game but some ppl when u ask them just ignore you because they're too lazy to type or something trust me we tried to do it the nice way and the host was also one of those people that dont respond to text. and no i didnt say OMG NOOB LEAVE i tried to be nice about it. and when NOBODY can move what's the point of him being there? he might as well not even be in the server if you cant play.