The Official Rant Thread

Philly · Post by **Philly** » Wed May 28, 2008 9:58 am

Is that why they call you...
Nvm.

Veegie · Post by **Veegie** » Wed May 28, 2008 12:34 pm

MaestroMan wrote:
JK-47 wrote:I woke up, stood up, got lightheaded, fell, hit my elbow on my laptop and cracked my screen... Hooray. Luckily it's only the top right hand corner..
Is there a scientific reason why that happens?

Yes. To put it bluntly, it means you're in shitty health.

SHOUTrvb · Post by **SHOUTrvb** » Wed May 28, 2008 12:47 pm

Veegie speaks the truth. Happens to me often, and I'm in shitty health.

Tis why I'm set up to start playing Tennis and work out over the Summer. Gonna build on some healthy habits.

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Wed May 28, 2008 1:15 pm

JK-47, didn't you have a series of posts explaining that you continuously passed out because you weren't eating?..

MaestroMan · Post by **MaestroMan** » Wed May 28, 2008 1:20 pm

SHOUTrvb wrote:Veegie speaks the truth. Happens to me often, and I'm in *** health. Tis why I'm set up to start playing Tennis and work out over the Summer. Gonna build on some healthy habits.

Working out is a pain in the ass, i.e.: if you have a fast metabolism like myself you'll need to be eating 5-7 meals a day including raw eggs and foods high in protein and carbohydrate... stress

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » Wed May 28, 2008 4:27 pm

I get that all the time.. and yet I run everyday. Am I fucked?

-Legendary- · Post by **-Legendary-** » Wed May 28, 2008 5:30 pm

llolol that reminded me, I was on my laptop, my leg was asleep, so I got up to move and went floppy and fell lululul

GametagAeonFlux · Post by **GametagAeonFlux** » Wed May 28, 2008 8:09 pm

MaestroMan wrote:Working out is a pain in the ass, i.e.: if you have a fast metabolism like myself you'll need to be eating 5-7 meals a day including raw eggs and foods high in protein and carbohydrate... stress

I'm glad you know oh so much about working out. If you want to gain mass, yes you would need a high calorie diet with plenty of high quality lean proteins, but you don't need to do that sort of shit to get healthy/in shape...just stop eating crap.

Spartan193 · Post by **Spartan193** » Wed May 28, 2008 8:53 pm

Grade 8 day sorta sucked. Science is probably my favorite subject, but we blew up a couple of pop bottles with dry ice. Though his class creeped me out a bit. He keeps LARGE insects in tanks. 2 tarantulas and a black widow that is in a fish bowl covered by a paper towel. Safe...

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Wed May 28, 2008 8:59 pm

Tural wrote:JK-47, didn't you have a series of posts explaining that you continuously passed out because you weren't eating?..

I don't think that was the case.. It runs in my family.
I do have a problem with mini-seizures.. I dunno if maybe it's somehow attached to that, or what, because I black out a lot of the time after falling.

It's not like I'm unhealthy. I mean, I do have a little fat on me, but that's just a family thing (i r not self conscious, it r truf). It's not spilling out of my clothes or anything. I like getting out and doing things like hiking and such..
I eat junk food sometimes.. but not so much, as it makes me sick easily. And I don't drink soda.
I did go to the doctor about it, and they told me to eat fruit and stuff, which I do, but I remain to have the problem. It's nothing unusual to me.. it's just a bit inconvenient sometimes. I need a new computer anyways, this thing is on it's last leg.

Anyways, rant:

Today was my school's theme park day (Lagoon). I live in a different district than from where my school is, so pretty much everyone but me and some other schools are out. Well it just so happens today was also a bunch of JR. High school's 'Lagoon Day'.
I don't know why I'm surprised.. but the girls who were there could seriously pass off as hookers. They were walking around hooking arms (the girls) talking about the 'make out rides'.. Things got a lot worse than from what I remember being in JR High.. I mean, the girls that were there were a lot worse than the girls I see at High Schools. And to top it all off, I could see their bone structure. I probably could have snapped a couple in half if I wanted to.
Then there was the boys... Annoying as fuck, thinking they are 'above the law', and so awesome running through the lines screaming their heads off. If I had known they were intending on running past me through the line I would have clotheslined one of them. I had multiple chances.. but missed them all.

If my kids turn out like the ones at the park, I'm going to throw them in the trash.

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Wed May 28, 2008 9:03 pm

JK-47 wrote:I black out a lot of the time after falling.

Surely it would be the other way around, no?

Mr.Brightside · Post by **Mr.Brightside** » Wed May 28, 2008 9:04 pm

JK-47 wrote:
Tural wrote:JK-47, didn't you have a series of posts explaining that you continuously passed out because you weren't eating?..
I don't think that was the case.. It runs in my family.
I do have a problem with mini-seizures.. I dunno if maybe it's somehow attached to that, or what, because I black out a lot of the time after falling.

It's not like I'm unhealthy. I mean, I do have a little fat on me, but that's just a family thing (i r not self conscious, it r truf). It's not spilling out of my clothes or anything. I like getting out and doing things like hiking and such..
I eat junk food sometimes.. but not so much, as it makes me sick easily. And I don't drink soda.
I did go to the doctor about it, and they told me to eat fruit and stuff, which I do, but I remain to have the problem. It's nothing unusual to me.. it's just a bit inconvenient sometimes. I need a new computer anyways, this thing is on it's last leg.

Anyways, rant:

Today was my school's theme park day (Lagoon). I live in a different district than from where my school is, so pretty much everyone but me and some other schools are out. Well it just so happens today was also a bunch of JR. High school's 'Lagoon Day'.
I don't know why I'm surprised.. but the girls who were there could seriously pass off as hookers. They were walking around hooking arms (the girls) talking about the 'make out rides'.. Things got a lot worse than from what I remember being in JR High.. I mean, the girls that were there were a lot worse than the girls I see at High Schools. And to top it all off, I could see their bone structure. I probably could have snapped a couple in half if I wanted to.
Then there was the boys... Annoying as ***, thinking they are 'above the law', and so awesome running through the lines screaming their heads off. If I had known they were intending on running past me through the line I would have clotheslined one of them. I had multiple chances.. but missed them all.

If my kids turn out like the ones at the park, I'm going to throw them in the trash.

I used to live in Salt Lake City, and Lagoon was awesome. I loved that place.. Except for those sluts you were talking about.

Anyway, the rant is, why in the hell do my teachers insist on overloading their classes with homework towards the end of the year? It's *** Pointless.

Aumaan Anubis · Post by **Aumaan Anubis** » Wed May 28, 2008 9:07 pm

JK-47 wrote:If my kids turn out like the ones at the park, I'm going to throw them in the trash.

You can always take them back and buy some new ones.

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Wed May 28, 2008 9:09 pm

Tural wrote:
JK-47 wrote:I black out a lot of the time after falling.
Surely it would be the other way around, no?

When I stand up, I get lightheaded and everything get's fuzzy. Then I get confused and forget absolutely everything.. It feels like my brain is melting in a way. Then I know in a little way that I'm falling, but I black out before I hit the ground.. I usually have enough sense to know that I don't black out until then.
It's odd.

@Brightside:
It's ok I suppose. The rides are kinda lame after going on them all my life. And the new ones are 'family oriented', even the rollercoasters, so there's nothing really intense at all.

Aumaan Anubis wrote:
JK-47 wrote:If my kids turn out like the ones at the park, I'm going to throw them in the trash.
You can always take them back and buy some new ones.

That I could.

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Wed May 28, 2008 9:11 pm

Probably the drugs.

noscottno · Post by **noscottno** » Wed May 28, 2008 9:14 pm

My History final sucks so bad. I have to give an entire history of the Western World (Classic Greeks up to Cold War) in five minutes. Not below five, not above. Much fun to be had.

Also, my International Relations class in having a model UN, and I'm Kenya.

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Wed May 28, 2008 9:15 pm

Do you run as fast as Kenyans?

GametagAeonFlux · Post by **GametagAeonFlux** » Wed May 28, 2008 9:21 pm

Tural wrote:Will I ever say anything that isn't stolen from something or someone else?

noscottno · Post by **noscottno** » Wed May 28, 2008 9:22 pm

Tural wrote:Do you run as fast as Kenyans?

Only when escaping from those pesky tribesmen.

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Wed May 28, 2008 9:23 pm

GametagAeonFlux wrote:
Tural wrote:Will I ever say anything that isn't stolen from something or someone else?

I don't think that was ever uttered.