Corrupt A Wish

Andrew_b · Post by **Andrew_b** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:54 pm

is e3 a place???

but your in the forest desert instead

I wish scottyGEE gave me a bit more time

gh0570fchurch · Post by **gh0570fchurch** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:55 pm

Andrew_b wrote:is e3 a place???

No.

D4rkFire · Post by **D4rkFire** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:57 pm

xlRainlx wrote:
I wish my girlfriend and i can get married, have kids and live happily ever after

Please dont tell me that you are one of those people that says that after like 1 day of dating someone.

I wish to be more awesome.

Andrew_b · Post by **Andrew_b** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:00 pm

granted...but you are banned from your hometown.

I wish I could see a grunt face to face...

ScottyGEE · Post by **ScottyGEE** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:00 pm

denied, I can't give out any more blood to everyone who demands it coz then id have no ORSM blood
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I wish 'celebrities' would not be 'kool' and would be punished the same as everyone else.

damn you andrew. no staff for you

Andrew_b · Post by **Andrew_b** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:03 pm

Your wish is granted...right after you sign a movie contract.

I wish I could do domething amazing and be remembered forever (darwin awards anyone

)

D4rkFire · Post by **D4rkFire** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:04 pm

ScottyGEE wrote:
I wish 'celebrities' would not be 'kool' and would be punished the same as everyone else.

Granted cause I want to slap Paris Hilton in the face.

I wish I could beat GH II on expert...

Andrew_b · Post by **Andrew_b** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:08 pm

granted...but then your game gets deleted.

I wish i could override scottyGEE answer

xXxCocoFangxXx · Post by **xXxCocoFangxXx** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:33 pm

But Scotty is too 1337 fo joO. 0_0

I wish my Sidekick had service.

DWells55 · Post by **DWells55** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:22 pm

Granted, but the service is so intermittent it's not even worth using.

I wish I had a CA G36C.

Sgt.Peppers · Post by **Sgt.Peppers** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:27 pm

DWells55 wrote:Granted, but the service is so intermittent it's not even worth using.

I wish I had a CA G36C.

Granted, but it ends up being a clear crossman or some shit when you get it.

I wish I had some pizza.

Racka_Tacka_Joe_Enos · Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:30 pm

granted, but it turns into a pizza monster and eats your left big toe.

i wish my xbox was fixed and sent back to me on time :/

halo0001 · Post by **halo0001** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:34 pm

granted, but then you drop it on a bomb and its destroyed to bits

I wish i lived in Europe...

Patrickh · Post by **Patrickh** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:22 am

granted, but everyone else leaves, and brings their stuff.

I wish I had a jumbo box of cheez-its.

DWells55 · Post by **DWells55** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:34 am

Granted, but they're covered in poison.

I wish my air conditioning worked so it wasn't (checks thermostat) 90.4 degrees in here.

alby · Post by **alby** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:19 am

Granted, but then the power goes out 5 minutes later.

I wish my car would go faster then 125-130 mph on the 520 on ramp.

SpecOp44 · Post by **SpecOp44** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:56 am

Granted, it goes 131, but then explodes.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Ombre · Post by **Ombre** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:06 am

Granted, but you soon realize you don't have lungs anymore.

I wish someone would make a new topic that would let us raise our post count without any worthwhile discussion.

TomClancey · Post by **TomClancey** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:06 am

Granted, but then someone deletes it.

I wish I could jump off a bridge and live.

Death~John · Post by **Death~John** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:16 am

granted, but then the bridge falls on you.

I wish hobos didn't beat up andrew_b anymore.