Most painful thing that's ever happened to you?

foxfanatic23I7 · Post by **foxfanatic23I7** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:42 pm

Lmao, how did they lose a piece of chicken, especially in your body?

Pyroman · Post by **Pyroman** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:12 pm

Oh yea I forgot one.

I sat on my nuts while riding my bike...which had no brakes...so I just had to lean off my bike dying of pain while the bike just barreled down the road and into a parked pickup...

And to top it all off...my friend captured my 'moment' on his video phone.

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:39 pm

My brother hit me in the face with a rusty old tin can in it sliced my lip in two had to get it stitched up hurt like hell.

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:45 pm

Life (-_\\\) lol

Seriously, when I decided it would be fun to attach my old scooter to a gas powered scooter by a rope. Things didnt turn out so good, I hit a tiny rock and it sent me flying and I smaked my face into a parked car's tire and broke a couple of my fingers.
I learned not to be so stupid now.

PyroBlizzard · Post by **PyroBlizzard** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:26 am

3 Things:

1. I was smacked in the head with a golf club when i was 6

2. Punk Rock Rhys bit me on the nose when we were 5 in a shopping mall making it bleed (Twin Trouble).

3. I Got 3 fingers caught in a Bike sprocket and to get them out my brother had to pedal them out lol.

A_flyboy · Post by **A_flyboy** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:09 am

it was back in march,

1) i was in an airplane accident (thats what i tell people i really just jumped & fell throwing a paper airplane) last march. i shattered my patela in 3 parts. morphine doesnt have any effect for my family so for the first like, 8 hours i had to feel the pain while it must have been 20-30 doctors came by and poked my knee in the exact same places & said "duuuh *drool* duz thiis hurt? cause im a retard and cant read so i cant read duh oder guys' clipboards." that was only the beggining of it. then came MRI day. apearently the painfull X-ray didnt have the kind of picture quality they wanted. it wasnt bad, i actually didnt mind the sound of the machine. i waited about 6-10 more hours (im used to eating at 630 then 1030 so this sucked. it was boring. it turns out that a cookie i ate before the mri (i was really -beep-ing hungry and it was all i could find) caused them to postpone the surgury untill the afternoon [why i had to wait so long]. its all kinda fuzzy after they put me on vicadin (how do u spell that

)
it has been 10 months
it hurts every fuckin day
the best knee/foot surgeon in my state had to call in a colege to bring a video camera and to look at my injury.
other that all that my grades havent been good since then (seriously i think the morphine had bad longlasting side effects)

that is the most pain i ever remember being in.

Alchemist666 · Post by **Alchemist666** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:12 pm

LOl my sister had a finger cut off by a cow it slammed its head and her finger ontop onto a bmetal bar and chopped it off

fishface617 · Post by **fishface617** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:44 pm

is that really LOl?

sounds like it sucked....

-DeToX- · Post by **-DeToX-** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:30 pm

HPDarkness1 wrote:I bit my tongue in half by accident and it was hanging by a thread. It hurt so much. I shot myself in the foot on a hunting trip, but I went into shock so I didn't feel much. I forgot to turn the safety on.

Since you on topic, I cut my lip directly in half, Suprisingly i didnt feel anything, but there was puddles of blood falling from my face.

Xiion · Post by **Xiion** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:38 pm

back in thrid grade, i was in class playing "Tech Deck" (one of those little finger skateboards) with my pencil and i broke the lead, so i went to go sharpen it. i sat back down in my desk and continued to play, then i slammed my hand down on the pencil after i hit it up in the air and it pierced through my hand. it was stuck in my hand for 6 days because the nurse didnt know what to do.

HPDarkness · Post by **HPDarkness** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:58 pm

Six days...

Xiion · Post by **Xiion** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:36 pm

ya. my parents didnt know. i kept it a secret from them. now there may be a lot of questions forming from this.first one. no, the nurse didnt call home, because she was stupid. the teacher didnt call home, because she didnt care, sadly enough. the pencil was really small, about 1 inch in length. my mom noticed on the sixth day by asking me why i kept on not letting her see my hand, and she saw it and yanked it out.

Geo · Post by **Geo** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:37 pm

lmao...

Kinda makes me apreciate the NHS. I thought 6 hours was a long waiting time, but 6 days to get a pencil removed... c'mon.

Although I imagine you'd become very artistic in those 6 days. Or possibly it was a typo.

GametagAeonFlux · Post by **GametagAeonFlux** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:37 pm

...6 days?

You realize how high of a chance you had of getting a very serious infection from having a pencil (which is usually very dirty germ wise) lodged inside your hand? I'm not a germophobe/freak or anything, but that's bad.

Geo · Post by **Geo** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:44 pm

and why would you keep something like that from your parents.

And I bet it was just the lead part, or just a splinter. How you didn't get an infection, I will never know; that's like a miracle.

Xiion · Post by **Xiion** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:00 pm

it was the lead part. it was lodged directly in the center of my hand. and i did get an infection. but it wasnt a really bad one. im jsut lucky sometimes.

when i was 6, i was outside in my grandpa's back yard because it was my dads birthday. my grandpa had a dog, it was a chow (dont know how to spell that.) i went up behind him cos we were playing follow the leader with my cousins that were there at the time, and i saw his food bowl. i kept saying "buchon, theres your food boy! theres your food! go eat your food!" (who the shiznaz says that anyway... oh wait... i did...) and he got irratated. he turned around and all i saw was his open mouth right in my face. the next thing i could remember was that i was laying down on my grandpas couch with everyone sorrounding me saying "its ok! its ok!" but it wasnt. i was bit in the right eye. i had a bruise for 10 weeks, and i still have the scar. i couldnt see out my right eye for about 2 months, and then i got my sight back. the only thing it left me with mentally was a bad memory of the incident, and a fear of dogs, which i still have to this day.

Geo · Post by **Geo** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:04 pm

I was scared of dogs as a young child after a bad experience, the only way to overcome it, is by getting a dog of your own. Dalmatian puppies FTW.

Xiion · Post by **Xiion** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:08 pm

i do have a dog. she is small tho. im only afraid of big dogs now. for instance, when i lived in townhouses in la mesa, where i currently live, (i dont live in town houses anymore...) there was a lady with a huge pitbull that lived next to the townhouse park. the dog was really nice for a pitbull, but iwas really afraid of it. i was terrified to go near that house, but my friends edged me on to go with them over there. i was ten feet away from the house with the dog i was afraid of, and the dog came out. my friends looked back for a split second and i was gone. they called me lightning for a few years because of that.

Geo · Post by **Geo** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:12 pm

lol, my experience involved running away from a big scary dog, though I was very young. But when I live with the most powerful/scary/sith dog ever, I'm not scared of any now:

CE_AI · Post by **CE_AI** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:29 pm

Ketchup_Bomb wrote:Let me tell you, a fully charged pack of CO2, from a decent paint ball gun, to the nuts, from five feet away, kills.
Needless to day, they didn't make me pay for lunch. :p

No kids for you eh?

dont let your girlfreind know