
The Official Rant Thread


"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way after you make fun of them, you still have their shoes."-Dranciel ಠ_ಠScottyGee wrote:Smokers suck >_< (to avoid someone saying it later, both literally and in the derogatory way)
- xheadshotmastax
- Posts: 1029
- Joined: Sat Jul 02, 2005 12:26 pm
- Location: Germany >_<
- Contact:
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
- Senor_Grunt
- Posts: 1672
- Joined: Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:43 pm
- Location: (Ò_Ó)
- Contact:
![]() |
- latinomodder
- Posts: 1040
- Joined: Tue Sep 20, 2005 5:51 pm
- Location: Costa Rica
- StalkingGrunt911
- Posts: 3618
- Joined: Wed May 24, 2006 12:30 pm
- Location: Florida!
- Contact:
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
That sucks HSM and Turk. Sadly it reminds me of a bird I use to have, I forget it's name it's been so long but when my brother was four years old he heard something on TV about something on cartoons, a birdfish, and it could fly underwater so he took my bird and put it in the toilet and shut the lid so it could swim away... my mom found the bird dead in the toilet like an hour later.
I'm also not kidding. If I say anything about it now he doesn't remember it at all, he also killed 3 hamsters of mine. Squeezed one in a tin can to death, drowned one, and threw the third one in the air and it hit the ground and died on impact. 


Oh wow. Never let him near any of your pets. Hide them.

This thread is why 14-year-olds are looked down on on the internet.Proclaimer001 wrote:It's going to take more than one drunk prostitiute to bring down ShamWoW Guy!
- GametagAeonFlux
- Posts: 9320
- Joined: Sun Jun 06, 2004 7:27 pm
- Location: Lincoln, NE
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
Bitches. I'm not talking about females, I'm talking about guys who are bitches.
So I'm walking from class to my car, and all of a sudden, some little emo douchebag starts walking with me and mockingly puffs his chest out and spreads his arms a bit (hardass walk). I looked at him after a few seconds of mild irritation and said "Enjoying yourself?" He looks up at me and says "Yeah, it's fun walking like a total hardass such as yourself."
Now, if any of you know me, I'm a pretty big fellow (which is, for the record why I walk like that, I don't deliberately push my chest out or any of that shit) and don't like taking shit, especially from some crossdressing ****. So what do I do? What the fuck else, I punched him right in his face. So his head slams against the pavement, and his nose is bleeding pretty bad. Apparently all his little buddies were behind him/me, and one of them pipes up, "Dude, what the hell did you do that for?" To which I respond, "Are you fucking kidding me? This little **** walks up to me with no prior knowledge of me or my attitude, decides to mock me, then is surprised when I retaliate?" They basically stood there defeated and dragged their friend away, who at this point was almost unconscious from blood loss/trauma.
Fucking stupid bitches.
So I'm walking from class to my car, and all of a sudden, some little emo douchebag starts walking with me and mockingly puffs his chest out and spreads his arms a bit (hardass walk). I looked at him after a few seconds of mild irritation and said "Enjoying yourself?" He looks up at me and says "Yeah, it's fun walking like a total hardass such as yourself."
Now, if any of you know me, I'm a pretty big fellow (which is, for the record why I walk like that, I don't deliberately push my chest out or any of that shit) and don't like taking shit, especially from some crossdressing ****. So what do I do? What the fuck else, I punched him right in his face. So his head slams against the pavement, and his nose is bleeding pretty bad. Apparently all his little buddies were behind him/me, and one of them pipes up, "Dude, what the hell did you do that for?" To which I respond, "Are you fucking kidding me? This little **** walks up to me with no prior knowledge of me or my attitude, decides to mock me, then is surprised when I retaliate?" They basically stood there defeated and dragged their friend away, who at this point was almost unconscious from blood loss/trauma.
Fucking stupid bitches.
- Cryticfarm
- Posts: 3611
- Joined: Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:23 pm
- Location: canada
- Contact:
- Aumaan Anubis
- Posts: 2938
- Joined: Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:01 pm
- Location: Aumaan
- Contact:
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
Bravo GTAF, Bravo.GametagAeonFlux wrote:Bitches. I'm not talking about females, I'm talking about guys who are bitches.
So I'm walking from class to my car, and all of a sudden, some little emo douchebag starts walking with me and mockingly puffs his chest out and spreads his arms a bit (hardass walk). I looked at him after a few seconds of mild irritation and said "Enjoying yourself?" He looks up at me and says "Yeah, it's fun walking like a total hardass such as yourself."
Now, if any of you know me, I'm a pretty big fellow (which is, for the record why I walk like that, I don't deliberately push my chest out or any of that ****) and don't like taking ****, especially from some crossdressing ****. So what do I do? What the *** else, I punched him right in his face. So his head slams against the pavement, and his nose is bleeding pretty bad. Apparently all his little buddies were behind him/me, and one of them pipes up, "Dude, what the hell did you do that for?" To which I respond, "Are you *** kidding me? This little **** walks up to me with no prior knowledge of me or my attitude, decides to mock me, then is surprised when I retaliate?" They basically stood there defeated and dragged their friend away, who at this point was almost unconscious from blood loss/trauma.
*** stupid bitches.

It is expected, and demanded.Tural wrote:MrMurder, we're going to hold you to that promise.
Maybe slight abuse "being able to beat the shit out of people" power, but otherwise very nice job.GametagAeonFlux wrote:Bitches. I'm not talking about females, I'm talking about guys who are bitches.
So I'm walking from class to my car, and all of a sudden, some little emo douchebag starts walking with me and mockingly puffs his chest out and spreads his arms a bit (hardass walk). I looked at him after a few seconds of mild irritation and said "Enjoying yourself?" He looks up at me and says "Yeah, it's fun walking like a total hardass such as yourself."
Now, if any of you know me, I'm a pretty big fellow (which is, for the record why I walk like that, I don't deliberately push my chest out or any of that ****) and don't like taking ****, especially from some crossdressing ****. So what do I do? What the *** else, I punched him right in his face. So his head slams against the pavement, and his nose is bleeding pretty bad. Apparently all his little buddies were behind him/me, and one of them pipes up, "Dude, what the hell did you do that for?" To which I respond, "Are you *** kidding me? This little **** walks up to me with no prior knowledge of me or my attitude, decides to mock me, then is surprised when I retaliate?" They basically stood there defeated and dragged their friend away, who at this point was almost unconscious from blood loss/trauma.
*** stupid bitches.
- Sgt.Peppers
- Posts: 2277
- Joined: Thu Jul 06, 2006 1:25 pm
- Location: Texas
![]() |
![]() |
Atta boy GTAF, exactly what I'd have done. =DGametagAeonFlux wrote:Bitches. I'm not talking about females, I'm talking about guys who are bitches.
So I'm walking from class to my car, and all of a sudden, some little emo douchebag starts walking with me and mockingly puffs his chest out and spreads his arms a bit (hardass walk). I looked at him after a few seconds of mild irritation and said "Enjoying yourself?" He looks up at me and says "Yeah, it's fun walking like a total hardass such as yourself."
Now, if any of you know me, I'm a pretty big fellow (which is, for the record why I walk like that, I don't deliberately push my chest out or any of that ****) and don't like taking ****, especially from some crossdressing ****. So what do I do? What the *** else, I punched him right in his face. So his head slams against the pavement, and his nose is bleeding pretty bad. Apparently all his little buddies were behind him/me, and one of them pipes up, "Dude, what the hell did you do that for?" To which I respond, "Are you *** kidding me? This little **** walks up to me with no prior knowledge of me or my attitude, decides to mock me, then is surprised when I retaliate?" They basically stood there defeated and dragged their friend away, who at this point was almost unconscious from blood loss/trauma.
*** stupid bitches.
- shadowkhas
- Posts: 5423
- Joined: Wed Jun 23, 2004 8:00 am
- Location: Salt Lake City, Utah
![]() |
![]() |
- Dissolution241
- Posts: 1018
- Joined: Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:34 pm
- Location: Oregon
- Aumaan Anubis
- Posts: 2938
- Joined: Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:01 pm
- Location: Aumaan
- Contact:
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
Rant:
Nobody's goin' to my new website. But, it's not as if I expected it to be as popular site.
And considering I don't advertise... or tell anybody, it's sorta(is) my fault
second, more significant rant:
I'm sending my Xbox 360 in to Microsoft, just so I can get another one in 3-4 weeks.
Yay RRoD!
Nobody's goin' to my new website. But, it's not as if I expected it to be as popular site.
And considering I don't advertise... or tell anybody, it's sorta(is) my fault
second, more significant rant:
I'm sending my Xbox 360 in to Microsoft, just so I can get another one in 3-4 weeks.
Yay RRoD!

It is expected, and demanded.Tural wrote:MrMurder, we're going to hold you to that promise.