101 ways to destroy a CD (don't post "Will it Blend")

Th2mods · Post by **Th2mods** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:09 pm

#35 Put it on the blendtec's will it blend

FleetAdmiralBacon · Post by **FleetAdmiralBacon** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:13 pm

Th2mods wrote:#35 Put it on the blendtec's will it blend

TomClancey wrote:#18 Give it to 'Will it blend.' They'll know what to do.

bibbit · Post by **bibbit** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:49 pm

#36 Write "Grand Theft Auto" on it and give it to Jack (Thompson, not Bauer.

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stephen10101 · Post by **stephen10101** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:03 pm

#37 Ship it somewhere via UPS in a box that says "FRAGILE".

TomClancey · Post by **TomClancey** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:33 pm

#38: Put the contents of 'women on women' on the CD and give it to Quagmire.

bibbit · Post by **bibbit** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:36 pm

TomClancey wrote:#38: Put the contents of 'women on women' on the CD and give it to Quagmire.

ROFLz0rz

[cc]z@nd! · Post by **[cc]z@nd!** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:39 pm

#39: glue shiny side up on back tire. burnout.

#40: fire

#41: put in box along with screws and other miscellaneous metal obejects and rock. put in dryer.

#42: burn video which alternates between goatse and tubgirl very quickly. go into porn store and slip said cd into any case, writing something along the lines of BONUS FOOTAGE on it. wait for the renter/buyer to discover it's actual contents, and they'll do the job for you.

or maybe not.... 0_o

TomClancey · Post by **TomClancey** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:44 pm

#43: Give it to Paris Hilton. She'll no sooner receive it before she stuffs it up her butt like other miscellaneous things.

(For those of you who don't know, I'm making a reference to that RoosterTeeth comic when Paris Hilton gets jail time.)

Hawaiian Modder · Post by **Hawaiian Modder** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:52 pm

#44 Give it to baby sister. Wait 10 mins.

#45 Play frisbee with the woods.

StalkingGrunt911 · Post by **StalkingGrunt911** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:55 pm

#46: Put it in the Blendtec blender.

SpecOp44 · Post by **SpecOp44** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:59 pm

#45: Soak it in a bucket of raw meat and throw it to a wild alligator.

odd that I was typing that one up at the same time....SGEE

>_> IM IN URE HEAD STEALIN URE IDEAZ

ScottyGEE · Post by **ScottyGEE** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:59 pm

No more frisbees and blenders >_<

#46 (coz those suggestions don't count before mine like the old 45 and 46 ones >_>): run over it in your car.
#47: scissors of course
#48: coaster of course
#49: throw it into a fan

HPDarkness · Post by **HPDarkness** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:03 pm

#50 - Strap high explosive fireworks to it.

#51 - Let it sit out for about a year.

#52 - Give it to an old person that has no idea what a CD is. Then watch them attempt to use it as a Record, Pizza Cutter, Wheel, or Razor, ect. It's bound to be destroyed by an old person somehow.

Trulife8342 · Post by **Trulife8342** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:06 pm

Write OSX on it and give it to Iron_forge

T1xAnton · Post by **T1xAnton** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:17 pm

#54 Try to put it into a printer, and print.
#55 Put it in the car door, and slam the door.

StalkingGrunt911 · Post by **StalkingGrunt911** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:33 pm

#56: Put a stupid game like WoW on it.

bibbit · Post by **bibbit** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:35 pm

SG911 wrote:#56: Put a stupid game like WoW on it.

Then God will strike it with lightning.

-Treetoad- · Post by **-Treetoad-** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:40 pm

#57: throw it into a pile of hoboes and tell them it's food

Then stand back and watch them scramble

latinomodder · Post by **latinomodder** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:06 pm

#58 attach c4 explosives (to the cd) and try to bored a flight in JFk

CabooseJr · Post by **CabooseJr** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:14 pm

#59 give it to an emo.