The Official Rant Thread

auerhantheman1 · Post by **auerhantheman1** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:43 am

my rant is that bf 2142 keeps on crashing for no reason

galvination · Post by **galvination** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:24 am

My rant is call of duty 4 beta spawns, you spawn near a teammate that isn't in combat. But all too often you spawn near a teammate as an enemy comes around the corner and blows both of you away :/. Sure he was safe just as you spawned, but it's a fast paced shooter.
Also, knifing is really messed up, sometimes it connects with the person, sometimes it lunges you past them. But most of the time I get shot trying to kinife. >___>

CabooseJr · Post by **CabooseJr** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:56 am

My First day at school sucked, I came to a conclusion that I hate the freshman at my school. Also I am pissed off cause the government is taking all out vending machines away. I am very pissed.

StalkingGrunt911 · Post by **StalkingGrunt911** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:04 pm

Yeah its sorta stupid because kids get fat off the vending machines or something like that, too much sugar I don't remember. We get to keep our vending machines but they ain't hooked up. I hate the freshman as well the boys are all scrawny like 4' 5" and I don't remember anyone last year that came into high school being that small. Sadly, there are only 5 hot freshman girls that I'd go out with the rest are fat, ugly or EMO.

SpecOp44 · Post by **SpecOp44** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:19 pm

SG911 wrote:I hate the freshman as well the boys are all scrawny like 4' 5" and I don't remember anyone last year that came into high school being that small.

Yea I know, it happened to my school too. It's like WHERE DID ALL THESE MIDGETS COME FROM?

Dr.Cox · Post by **Dr.Cox** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:37 pm

3&1/2 years later... i am Girlfriendless =[

haha

Dumb slut.... >=[

Prey · Post by **Prey** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:48 pm

The word slut.

Dr.Cox · Post by **Dr.Cox** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:49 pm

It's not my fualt... she slept with a guy. finished with him... went down stairs 3o mins later was back up there with another guy >_>

StalkingGrunt911 · Post by **StalkingGrunt911** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:51 pm

Sounds like she gets around. =x

Sgt.Peppers · Post by **Sgt.Peppers** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:51 pm

Armed Civilian wrote:It's not my fualt... she slept with a guy. finished with him... went down stairs 3o mins later was back up there with another guy >_>

Oh...my...

Dr.Cox · Post by **Dr.Cox** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:52 pm

She tried Hard L for the first time...

Still no excuse. haha oh well.

GametagAeonFlux · Post by **GametagAeonFlux** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:52 pm

Sounds like somebody wasn't doing his job.

StalkingGrunt911 · Post by **StalkingGrunt911** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:53 pm

GametagAeonFlux wrote:Sounds like somebody wasn't doing his job.

OH SHI- Sorry had to say it.

Dr.Cox · Post by **Dr.Cox** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:56 pm

GametagAeonFlux wrote:Sounds like somebody wasn't doing his job.

Well, I guess thats the risks of not having sex untill marriage. =[

GametagAeonFlux · Post by **GametagAeonFlux** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:58 pm

Armed Civilian wrote:
GametagAeonFlux wrote:Sounds like somebody wasn't doing his job.
Well, I guess thats the risks of not having *** untill marriage. =[

Protip: You can fulfill her needs without sex.

Also, this most likely wasn't the first time she's cheated on you or experimented with her friends/girls.

StalkingGrunt911 · Post by **StalkingGrunt911** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:00 pm

Armed Civilian wrote:
GametagAeonFlux wrote:Sounds like somebody wasn't doing his job.
Well, I guess thats the risks of not having *** untill marriage. =[

You didn't need to have sex to do your job, even though she may like that better. But I give you props for waiting until marriage.

EDIT: Yeah what GTAF said.

Dr.Cox · Post by **Dr.Cox** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:01 pm

Like i said This was her first time With Hard L.

And she dosent like guys faces down there

And the whole fingering just dosent get her.... happy. haha

GametagAeonFlux · Post by **GametagAeonFlux** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:06 pm

Stop calling it "Hard L", just say lesbian. It's not a bad word.

As for fingering, if she's not getting "happy" from it, then it's because you suck at it.

As for the whole "no sex before marriage":

There's nothing special about sex. Waiting won't make it any better or more special, because I guarantee there's only 1/1,000,000 chance you'll find someone else who honest to God has waited as well, and they're usually ugly as sin or have a horrible personality.

Andrew_b · Post by **Andrew_b** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:07 pm

Tural wrote:Malolo sigs. ... with all his constant rule breaking with no purpose other than to break rules.

Malolo didnt break any rules until veegie made a big deal about it. (from what i understand)...malolo is a great modder. He should be back at halomods. He wont break the rules if he comes back. the reason he spammed halomods was because Veegie made a big deal about his sig...

Dr.Cox · Post by **Dr.Cox** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:10 pm

GametagAeonFlux wrote:Stop calling it "Hard L", just say lesbian. It's not a bad word.

As for fingering, if she's not getting "happy" from it, then it's because you suck at it.

As for the whole "no *** before marriage":

There's nothing special about ***. Waiting won't make it any better or more special, because I guarantee there's only 1/1,000,000 chance you'll find someone else who honest to God has waited as well, and they're usually ugly as sin or have a horrible personality.

Booze, alcohol, shes a homophobe pretty much.

I do suck, what do you expect, i am no master of the fingering. i rarly think about that stuff.

The on reason i wait for marrige is due to the fact i dont want kids and/or Stds and that stuff. i am not a big beliver in condoms nor the pill.