Corrupt A Wish

{TP}Spartan · Post by **{TP}Spartan** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:13 pm

awwwww man

DWells55 · Post by **DWells55** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:06 am

Granted, but now that modding is easier, you're much dumber. So you're back to where you started.

I wish I didn't need sleep.

Death~John · Post by **Death~John** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:28 am

Granted, but you gradually mutate into a bat.

I wish I had Tila Tequila as a girlfriend.

TomClancey · Post by **TomClancey** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:37 am

Granted, but then she divorces when she finds out your not rich.

I wish I had FiOS.

FleetAdmiralBacon · Post by **FleetAdmiralBacon** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:28 am

TomClancey wrote:Granted, but then she divorces when she finds out your not rich.

I wish I had FiOS.

Granted, but you get flooded with viruses and there's nothing to watch on TV.

I wish I would've woke up at 7 this morning instead of 10 >_<

TomClancey · Post by **TomClancey** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:33 am

Granted, but you get bored and fall asleep again, then you get up at 11.

I wish Bacon wouldn't say I got viruses. = (

xlRainlx · Post by **xlRainlx** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:49 am

granted, you got spyware

I wish I had a real MA5C Assault Rifle

xbox · Post by **xbox** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:52 am

granted but someone sees it and you are taken to jail

I wish I was playing halo 3 right now and my xbox worked and halo 3 is the best game ever imagined

xlRainlx · Post by **xlRainlx** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:56 am

denied except for that last part, Halo 3 is the best game ever and will totally blow the PS3 away!

I wish I was masterchief

TomClancey · Post by **TomClancey** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:58 am

Denied, Master Chief is to cool for anyone, but him to be him.

I wish I hadn't missed G4TV...

Death~John · Post by **Death~John** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:53 am

granted, but you miss your own birthday too.

I wish Post-it-notes were green.

xbox · Post by **xbox** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:53 am

granted but they are green because they are radioactive

I wish I had a pony

xlRainlx · Post by **xlRainlx** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:11 am

granted but it leaves a big smelly present on the lawn.

I wish Halomods could fix the edit profile thing.

xbox · Post by **xbox** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:14 am

not until theres a new admin or an admin comes back

I wish i had i supercomputer

UPS · Post by **UPS** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:15 am

They fix it but you have to donate money to be able to change it.

I wish I had a steaming, hot, spicy, deliciously gorgeous pizza ready to eat on the table next to me.

xbox · Post by **xbox** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:20 am

granted but its covered in pepperoni flavored horse crap

I wish I has a super compooper

TomClancey · Post by **TomClancey** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:21 am

Granted, but you tried to make it do 100 teraflops and it broke.

I wish I was as fast as Flash.

xbox · Post by **xbox** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:25 am

granted but your legs burn off from the friction

I wish mister chief was my best friend.

Death~John · Post by **Death~John** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:30 am

DENIED, he has a best friend.

I wish I had 1337 ph0705h0p 5k1llz

xlRainlx · Post by **xlRainlx** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:49 am

granted now u must face off against detox!

I wish Mexico would beat Argentina in todays semi-final match of the American Cup for Soccer.