101 ways to destroy a CD (don't post "Will it Blend")

SpecOp44 · Post by **SpecOp44** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:36 am

#23 Make it melt in the sun with a giant magnifying glass.

patchesreusch · Post by **patchesreusch** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:44 am

SpecOp44 wrote:#23 Make it melt in the sun with a giant magnifying glass.

fun
#24 use as hardhat

{MSS}Someone · Post by **{MSS}Someone** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:50 am

#25: Probably the easiest way.....

HAMMER!

#26: Slightly better,

sledgehammer!

TomClancey · Post by **TomClancey** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:14 pm

#27 Replace blade on circular saw with CD. Attempt to cut wood. Viola! Instant CD destruction.

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:18 pm

{MSS}Someone wrote:sledgehammer!

Frozen too.

bibbit · Post by **bibbit** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:42 pm

TomClancey wrote:#18 Give it to 'Will it blend.' They'll know what to do.

Cuda wrote:#22 Lend it to friends.

Clever.

#28 Give it to someone who doesnt know how to put it in a computer. I've heard of several instances of people trying to fold them in half and jam them into floppy drives.
And it seems I have been officially blasted. (I'm watching you, saney.

)

FleetAdmiralBacon · Post by **FleetAdmiralBacon** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:45 pm

MasterNeoChief wrote:#19: Try to fold and unfold it.

I have DVDs that still working after just that. And we're talking a full fold, not some wimpy bend. In fact, I'd have to say snapping a DVD by bending is one of the most difficult of methods... But that's DVDs, so, enough about it.

#29: Insert into LightScribe burner and print label - upside down.

Trulife8342 wrote:#4 I would give it to kevin on his bad days lol

That could be overkill. He said "destroy", not "break the laws of physics by removing from existence".

- There is no way in hell I hit the wrong quote button...

noscottno · Post by **noscottno** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:47 pm

#30: Insert into cassette player.

0m3g4Muff1n987 · Post by **0m3g4Muff1n987** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:47 pm

#31: Throw it behind you and get a DVD instead.

Xiion · Post by **Xiion** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:49 pm

noscottno wrote:#30: Insert into cassette player.

lmao!

#32 stick it in the microwave, and attach a knife to it...

Andrew_b · Post by **Andrew_b** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:50 pm

#33 get a cd player, put a cd in, get a paperclip, press a button (the button that tells the player that the lid is closed...so once the disk starts turning...you have some fun with knives

DrXThirst · Post by **DrXThirst** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:52 pm

#34. Rape it.

Xiion · Post by **Xiion** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:53 pm

Andrew_b wrote:#33 get a cd player, put a cd in, get a paperclip, press a button (the button that tells the player that the lid is closed...so once the disk starts turning...you have some fun with knives

please ellaborate a bit more. what do we do with the paper clip?

TomClancey · Post by **TomClancey** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:54 pm

#35: Glue multiple disk together in a 50 pack. Mail to fast food restaurant in an enclosed package that says 'frozen' burgers.

Edit:
Whoops, didn't see thirst already posted before me.

patchesreusch · Post by **patchesreusch** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:54 pm

drxthirst2 wrote:#34. Rape it.

doesnt seem necessary

Andrew_b · Post by **Andrew_b** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:03 pm

Xiion wrote:
Andrew_b wrote:#33 get a cd player, put a cd in, get a paperclip, press a button (the button that tells the player that the lid is closed...so once the disk starts turning...you have some fun with knives
please ellaborate a bit more. what do we do with the paper clip?

with the paper clip you press the little button the lid presses.

(when you close the lid, the lid pushes a button near the front of the cd player...then it starts spinning...you just have to do that with a paper clip)

TomClancey · Post by **TomClancey** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:04 pm

Andrew_b wrote:
Xiion wrote:
Andrew_b wrote:#33 get a cd player, put a cd in, get a paperclip, press a button (the button that tells the player that the lid is closed...so once the disk starts turning...you have some fun with knives
please ellaborate a bit more. what do we do with the paper clip?
with the paper clip you press the little button the lid presses.

(when you close the lid, the lid pushes a button new the front of the cd player...then it starts spinning...you just have to do that with a paper clip)

Do you mean that as the CD spins the paperclip starts to scratch the underside of the CD?

Andrew_b · Post by **Andrew_b** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:08 pm

no...

ok look on the lid...see the little piece of plastic on the lid coming down...and next to it is a box looking like thing of plastic coming down...

You need to push the button on the cd player that those pieces of plastic push when and only when the lid is down.

So basicly, your tricking the cd player to think its closed...

but toms idea would probably ruin the cd also

TomClancey · Post by **TomClancey** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:11 pm

So you're just playing the CD with the lid up...?

What harm would come to the CD if you did that?

Andrew_b · Post by **Andrew_b** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:14 pm

have some fun with knifes...or you can probably use a paperclip to scratch it (if you put the cd in upside down)...

nvm...