The Official Rant Thread

[Dissolution241]

Nothing definitive but he's had a lot of emotional problems, been through depression. I'm guessing it was over something stupid like is girlfriend breaking up with him.

[Ketchup_Bomb]

I've had it.
I've had it, I've had it, I've had it.

Isn't there some kind of bathroom ethics rule that states if there're three open urinals you give the man a courtesy stall-space?
I swear... the past few days I've noticed that people aren't observing that rule. They come and stand in the stall right next to mine.

And what even WORSE, is I get stage fright. BAD.
I really really really need to pee and someone comes and stands next to me. It's like firefighters tightening the bolts holding a fire hydrant shut.
It hurts. I need to pee, sometimes fast. And some jackbag stands next to me.
Why?

Do I turn to the guy, next time this happens, and get on his case?
Or would that be breaking the other bathroom ethics rule of no talking?

Halp meh.

[Yodel]

Cock your leg and go.

[unknownv2]

I've had it.
I've had it, I've had it, I've had it.

Isn't there some kind of bathroom ethics rule that states if there're three open urinals you give the man a courtesy stall-space?
I swear... the past few days I've noticed that people aren't observing that rule. They come and stand in the stall right next to mine.

And what even WORSE, is I get stage fright. BAD.
I really really really need to pee and someone comes and stands next to me. It's like firefighters tightening the bolts holding a fire hydrant shut.
It hurts. I need to pee, sometimes fast. And some jackbag stands next to me.
Why?

Do I turn to the guy, next time this happens, and get on his case?
Or would that be breaking the other bathroom ethics rule of no talking?

Halp meh.

Stare at the wall in front of you, close your eyes and think of something else.

[V0Lt4Ge]

Pee on him.

DO IT.

[ScottyGEE]

All real men know this rule when they are born. Next time they go next to you, insult their masculinity (not in that sense)

[JK-47]

I've had it.
I've had it, I've had it, I've had it.

Isn't there some kind of bathroom ethics rule that states if there're three open urinals you give the man a courtesy stall-space?
I swear... the past few days I've noticed that people aren't observing that rule. They come and stand in the stall right next to mine.

And what even WORSE, is I get stage fright. BAD.
I really really really need to pee and someone comes and stands next to me. It's like firefighters tightening the bolts holding a fire hydrant shut.
It hurts. I need to pee, sometimes fast. And some jackbag stands next to me.
Why?

Do I turn to the guy, next time this happens, and get on his case?
Or would that be breaking the other bathroom ethics rule of no talking?

Halp meh.

I hate that. Especially when the entire bathroom is empty, and they decide to choose the stall right next to you.
Some people just don't get it.

[latinomodder]

I've had it.
I've had it, I've had it, I've had it.

Isn't there some kind of bathroom ethics rule that states if there're three open urinals you give the man a courtesy stall-space?
I swear... the past few days I've noticed that people aren't observing that rule. They come and stand in the stall right next to mine.

And what even WORSE, is I get stage fright. BAD.
I really really really need to pee and someone comes and stands next to me. It's like firefighters tightening the bolts holding a fire hydrant shut.
It hurts. I need to pee, sometimes fast. And some jackbag stands next to me.
Why?

Do I turn to the guy, next time this happens, and get on his case?
Or would that be breaking the other bathroom ethics rule of no talking?

Halp meh.

I hate that. Especially when the entire bathroom is empty, and they decide to choose the stall right next to you.
Some people just don't get it.

Maybe they're just trying to mess with you.

[LuxuriousMeat]

My rant is about when someone who I thought to be my friend will barely talk to me, and when he does it's to bitch about stupid, insignificant things, because I was hanging out with a girl he "likes" but doesn't ever try to go after, at a party the other night... Stupid fucking drama.

[Cuda]

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I hate that. Especially when the entire bathroom is empty, and they decide to choose the stall right next to you.
Some people just don't get it.

Worst is following. On a wall with three urinals, and two stalls Guy A goes into the middle urinal of the three. do you go into one next to him, or opt for the stall? And for ketch, You have a Wildcard. You can turn the tables on him by taking that opportunity to hand him some of that LDS Literature and throw him on his back foot.

[ScottyGEE]

Hit him in the head then go into the stall.

[{TP}Spartan]

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I hate that. Especially when the entire bathroom is empty, and they decide to choose the stall right next to you.
Some people just don't get it.

Worst is following. On a wall with three urinals, and two stalls Guy A goes into the middle urinal of the three. do you go into one next to him, or opt for the stall? And for ketch, You have a Wildcard. You can turn the tables on him by taking that opportunity to hand him some of that LDS Literature and throw him on his back foot.

Stall, duh.

[WaeV]

I just got my acceptance letters from WPI and RIT and half of the available school-specific scholarships have already expired.

[Geo]

I'm confused... whilst I wouldn't choose to go next to someone if there was another Urinal free, what's the big deal if you have to pee next to someone? Oh no, he might see you're winky. Big fucking deal. What have you got to hide. We've all seen them before.

[Tural]

Geo's seen lots.

[Cuda]

ghey.

[bibbit]

We don't condone fags at Halomods.

[[IA]Paul]

Bibbit, we don't conduct hypocrisy at Halomods.

Shut up bibbit.

[MoDFox]

Bibbit, we don't conduct hypocrisy at Halomods.

Shut up bibbit.

That was possibly one of the best things I've seen all day.

[INSANEdrive]

HA HA HA! Dangly Parts.
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Edit: It would seem I have run out of time for designing that logo for Halomods. Meh.