The Official Rant Thread

Veegie · Post by **Veegie** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:46 pm

JK-47 wrote:I absolutely despise the Utah DMV. They are conspiring against me to make sure I never drive. I can't for the life of me, pass the written test. Sad isn't it? Whats even more sad is I've taken it 5 times now! I've almost passed a few times, but they are doing that to get my hopes up, then later laugh when I come back in. *snicker* Hey, it's that Chris kid, lets score his test wrong again *snicker*. I will assassinate them all.
It's the easyest test I've ever taken, and I've studied the drivers handbook front to back. I honestly have no idea what's going on.... What's funny is, I'm a good driver (my dad's let me drive the car in empty lots and stuff a few times), yet I can't pass the written test. And a lot of my friends are bad drivers, yet they passed the test on the first time.

What's that saying about the test?

I know people that had IQs very close to boarder lining mentally retarded that have passed that test easily.
And no, that wasn't made up on the spot just to make fun of you.
That really is a fact.

I don't understand how you can fail that test, much less five times.
I'd be so embarrassed of myself.

Oh wow, you can drive a car around an empty parking lot?!
This clearly denotes your above-average driving abilities.
Clearly...

It's the easyest test I've ever taken

I suppose your English tests are the polar opposite?

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:49 pm

Vegito619 wrote:
JK-47 wrote:I absolutely despise the Utah DMV. They are conspiring against me to make sure I never drive. I can't for the life of me, pass the written test. Sad isn't it? Whats even more sad is I've taken it 5 times now! I've almost passed a few times, but they are doing that to get my hopes up, then later laugh when I come back in. *snicker* Hey, it's that Chris kid, lets score his test wrong again *snicker*. I will assassinate them all.
It's the easyest test I've ever taken, and I've studied the drivers handbook front to back. I honestly have no idea what's going on.... What's funny is, I'm a good driver (my dad's let me drive the car in empty lots and stuff a few times), yet I can't pass the written test. And a lot of my friends are bad drivers, yet they passed the test on the first time.

What's that saying about the test?
I know people that had IQs very close to boarder lining mentally retarded that have passed that test easily.
And no, that wasn't made up on the spot just to make fun of you.
That really is a fact.

I don't understand how you can fail that test, much less five times.
I'd be so embarrassed of myself.

Oh wow, you can drive a car around an empty parking lot?!
This clearly denotes your above-average driving abilities.
Clearly...

It's the easyest test I've ever taken
I suppose your English tests are the polar opposite?

Yeah, I was embarrassed at first, but my easy going personality overrides it. What's weird is I scored 100% on the practice test on my first try, but when it comes time for the real one I don't pass. I dunno, but I was pretty pissed, which, doesn't happen very often.

As for the easyest (easiest), I would have corrected that if I had noticed. However I didn't notice it, so I couldn't correct it. Thanks for pointing it out, though.

shadowkhas · Post by **shadowkhas** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:34 am

I haven't taken the real one yet...I've got my practice permit and all, and I'm getting to where I don't go crazy on the roads.

Darco · Post by **Darco** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:15 am

where do you guys live? in California, you only need to take the written test to get your permit. but to get your license you need to pass a behind the wheel test.

Geo · Post by **Geo** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:15 am

Here, we have to apply for a provisional license (minimum age of 17) which allows you to drive a car on the road with someone holding a full UK driving license for more then two years and above the age of 25. You then can take the theory test, which involves 35 multiple choice questions, of which you must score 30 to pass, as well as a hazard perception section which involves watching video clips and clicking when you see a hazard or potential hazard.

So the theory consists of those two parts, which you must pass both together e.g. In my first attempt, I passed the multiple choice part 35/35 but missed the hazard perception part by one mark, so I had to take both parts again, which was extremely annoying, especially as they don't say what they define as a 'potential hazard'

Once you've passed the theory, then you can take the practical (behind the wheel) test. The average attempts at that test to pass in males is about 5 now, so basically most people fail three or four times. Makes it harder for idiots to pass, or speed freaks. I passed first time, a few weeks ago. I love driving.

At this point, you're probably wondering what exactly I'm ranting about... I'm ranting about how long and boring it was typing this speech, which none of you care about.

BEEF!!! · Post by **BEEF!!!** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:40 am

iGeo wrote:At this point, you're probably wondering what exactly I'm ranting about... I'm ranting about how long and boring it was typing this speech, which none of you care about.

I care =D

Here in Mass you can get your permit at 16 and license at 16 1/2.
Written test was one of the easiest things I've ever taken. Questions like "When is it ok to drink alcohol and operate a vehicle?" and "When can you throw a lit cigarette out the window?".

Geo · Post by **Geo** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 12:17 pm

Same as here then, hence my 100% test score.

Alexander · Post by **Alexander** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:54 pm

I absolutely fucking hate milk. I was taking a glass into my room, and I tripped, and it went all over EVERYTHING. It is SO sticky and is an absolute bitch to get off of things. I finished cleaning up circa 5 minutes ago.

I LOATHE YOU MILK

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:57 pm

Alexander wrote:I absolutely *** hate milk. I was taking a glass into my room, and I tripped, and it went all over EVERYTHING. It is SO sticky and is an absolute **** to get off of things. I finished cleaning up circa 5 minutes ago.

I LOATHE YOU MILK

Builds strong bones, and smells like ass if you don't clean it up. I too loathe milk.

Veegie[Temp] · Post by **Veegie[Temp]** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:25 pm

It doesn't benefit the strength of your bones.

Alexander · Post by **Alexander** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:46 pm

Veegie wrote:It doesn't benefit the strength of your bones.

So what is the point of this white liquid of sticky consistency other than to wreak havoc on furniture?

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:00 pm

I despise milk as well. Every time I swallow it, I feel as if I'm going to regurgitate it, and every ounce of fluid left in my body. It's so nasty, and it makes my throat feel weird. And I feel absolutely disgusted when I see milk mustaches. I feel more disgusted with milk than the pictures of dead people my friend showed me today (which, were pretty disgusting. Pictures of people getting hit by trains, people after getting shot, etc.). And, it stinks. Even when it's fresh and not spilled all over the furniture and carpet. I feel it's the most toxic liquid known to man. As for it making bones stronger, true or not, I don't need it. The only bone I've broken in my body is my finger, and that's probably the most vulnerable bone in the body.

V0Lt4Ge · Post by **V0Lt4Ge** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:04 pm

I hate when I don't get a reply from a PM when I know the person I sent it to has been on since I've sent it.

You know who you are, person... -_-

And guys, drink Chocolate Milk. It's much better than that crappy "normal" milk.

Alexander · Post by **Alexander** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:18 pm

Oh, I just noticed I spilled it on my dress pants I am wearing, and it dried because I didn't notice it at first, and it looks extremely like if I were to skeet on my pants and try to get it off. Now what the fuck am I supposed to tell my mom?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:02 pm

Alexander wrote:Oh, I just noticed I spilled it on my dress pants I am wearing, and it dried because I didn't notice it at first, and it looks extremely like if I were to skeet on my pants and try to get it off. Now what the *** am I supposed to tell my mom?

"Got Spot remover?"

shadowkhas · Post by **shadowkhas** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:29 am

I can only handle milk if I have some cookies with it.

BEEF!!! · Post by **BEEF!!!** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:29 am

Apparently I'm the only on here that actually likes milk

The best is when you have a big steak dinner and milk. NOTHING can beat that.

Darco · Post by **Darco** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:59 am

yeah, but you gotta have a baked potato to go along with it.

xbox · Post by **xbox** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:00 am

no milk tastes even worse with meat
I only like it when you add something to it like mini wheats or dip cookies in it

Darco · Post by **Darco** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:33 am

not meat, steak. steak is so much more than just meat.