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Maddox is #1.
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ScottyGEE wrote:
INSANEdrive wrote:Wow. (Pun Intended)
Counter plagarised quote wrote:People who point out their puns are like comedians who explain their jokes: they both think you're too stupid to get it. The only good thing about the phrase "pun intended" is that it saves you time when you want to say "hello, I'm going to be at the bag convention this weekend, please be sure to stop by and say 'hi.' I'll be at the douche exhibit." Here's the deal: when you point out your puns, you're making a value judgement on me, the reader. You're saying:

Hey reader, you see that play on words I just made? Yeah, well that wasn't an accident. In fact, I thought it was so clever that I didn't think your simple mind would be able to comprehend the brilliance of my play on words, and I wanted to make sure you know that I'm not only smart enough to use homonyms, but that I'm smart enough to point them out.

The sheer level of narcissism it takes to think that anyone gives a **** about whether or not you meant to write your pun is mind boggling. If narcissism were measured in units of mass, the skulls of people who pointed out puns would crush in on themselves in a giant black hole of stupidity.
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I see you went through all the effort to quote a witty (potentially flaming) comment. Emblem hunting are we dear ScottyGee?

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INSANEdrive wrote:I see you went through all the effort to quote a witty (potentially flaming) comment.
Yes, but you see, we like Scotty.

Also, could you be more defensive?
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Tural wrote:
INSANEdrive wrote:I see you went through all the effort to quote a witty (potentially flaming) comment.
Yes, but you see, we like Scotty.

Also, could you be more defensive?
I prefer to not argue with masks.

We?
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I need to get more food in the house. I think i've lost wieght over the summer for this very reason..... I dont exersise every day so that is why I think its a bad thing. I'm tempted to walk uptown for a muffin or something.
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INSANEdrive wrote:I prefer to not argue with masks.

We?
Well, everyone.
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Tural wrote:
INSANEdrive wrote:I prefer to not argue with masks.

We?
Well, everyone.
:lol: *Aku Laugh* :lol:

Oh...is that so? Are you sure?
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Do you have someone with a legitimate reason to dislike Scotty?
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Me.

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Well shit.
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Do you know what America?

YOUR FUCKING CORNPOPS SUCK >_<.

AND WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR PIZZA POPS, SWISS CHALET, AND HARVEYS.

I just figured out how much food that isn't in the US, that I love. I mean you guys have food we don't, but I don't find anything too spectacular I'd want, except White Castle. ;x

oh and finally..

milkbags. like srsly wtf.
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-DeToX- wrote:I just figured out how much food that isn't in the US, that I love. I mean you guys have food we don't, but I don't find anything too spectacular I'd want, except White Castle. ;x
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Canada is my saviour. I wish I had milkbags.
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-DeToX- wrote:Do you know what America?

YOUR *** CORNPOPS SUCK >_<.

AND WHERE THE *** ARE YOUR PIZZA POPS, SWISS CHALET, AND HARVEYS.

I just figured out how much food that isn't in the US, that I love. I mean you guys have food we don't, but I don't find anything too spectacular I'd want, except White Castle. ;x

oh and finally..

milkbags. like srsly wtf.
What about Charleston Chews? They are awsome.

Also i have to agree with you on the milk bags. They used to use those back at my elementery school. Its funny because every once and a while someone would make on explode while trying to put the straw in them.
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turk645 wrote:What about Charleston Chews? They are awsome.

Also i have to agree with you on the milk bags. They used to use those back at my elementery school. Its funny because every once and a while someone would make on explode while trying to put the straw in them.
God damn you guys make me sick.
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At least we're not Canadian.
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Tural wrote:At least we're not Canadian.
QFT

also wtf is a cornpop?
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I burned the roof of my mouth >.>
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ScottyGee wrote:Smokers suck >_< (to avoid someone saying it later, both literally and in the derogatory way)
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Australia is cool, Canada is not. If you edit my post, I will hire Maddox to kick your ass.
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