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GametagAeonFlux wrote:That's not funny, it just sounds like he's an annoying kid.
Well I was throwing lit smoke bombs at him because I found it quite annoying. Through all of those conversations I was interrupted in my recording studio cession. And he is just as old as me.. I threw lit smoke bombs at him the next day.....


I'd love to have posted the entire conversation, which would have been funnier, but it was a you-have-to-be-there thing to understand some of our inside jokes.
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CacaznAzn90: lol.. whats this from?
CenaGotGame12: spider man 3 >_>
CacaznAzn90: never watched it
CenaGotGame12: good
CenaGotGame12: its horrible
CacaznAzn90: lol..
CacaznAzn90: really
CacaznAzn90: my brother watched it
CacaznAzn90: he said it was alright
CenaGotGame12: your brother must like gay porn then
CenaGotGame12: ;P
CacaznAzn90: hes like 10
CenaGotGame12: and there ya go >_> hes ten. he can't have a Valid opinion becuase he was probably picking his nose threw out the movie....
CacaznAzn90: >_>
CenaGotGame12:
CenaGotGame12: OH BURNT!
CenaGotGame12: hahahahahaha
CenaGotGame12: jp
CenaGotGame12: I love you and your retared brother
CacaznAzn90: thanks
CenaGotGame12: retarded* >_>
CenaGotGame12: sighhh..
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[00:29] .:SG:. Ritz: you should totally come to school tomorrow at lunch
[00:29] .:SG:. Ritz: and keep me company
[00:29] |>SG<| Ajem: Uh
[00:29] |>SG<| Ajem: you have
[00:29] |>SG<| Ajem: Elena?
[00:29] .:SG:. Ritz: but its a girl
[00:29] .:SG:. Ritz: girls = no fun when its just you and them
[00:30] .:SG:. Ritz: ..
[00:30] .:SG:. Ritz: SHIT
[00:30] |>SG<| Ajem: wow
[00:30] |>SG<| Ajem: You're gay.
[00:30] .:SG:. Ritz: TAKE BACKS
[00:30] .:SG:. Ritz: I CALLED TAKE BACKS
[00:30] |>SG<| Ajem: +50 fail.
[00:30] .:SG:. Ritz: >_<
[00:30] .:SG:. Ritz: well its no fun when its just me and her
[00:31] |>SG<| Ajem: yeah
[00:31] |>SG<| Ajem: At least I'm funny
[00:31] .:SG:. Ritz: yeah
[00:31] |>SG<| Ajem: she's just fun to fuck with
[00:31] |>SG<| Ajem: ...
[00:31] |>SG<| Ajem: I stand by what I said.
[00:40] .:SG:. Ritz: i had this weird little blister on the very tip of my toungue
[00:40] .:SG:. Ritz: and it was bugging the hell out of me
[00:40] |>SG<| Ajem: ..how the hell?
[00:40] |>SG<| Ajem: Eat something REALLY hot?
[00:40] .:SG:. Ritz: no
[00:41] |>SG<| Ajem: ...too much dick sucking?
[00:41] |>SG<| Ajem: Queer.
[00:41] .:SG:. Ritz: it was just this like invisible to the naked eye thing that was irritating me
[00:41] |>SG<| Ajem: HA
[00:41] |>SG<| Ajem: DIDN'T EVEN DENY IT
[00:41] |>SG<| Ajem: HOMOSEXUAL
[01:08] |>SG<| Ajem: Ha
[01:08] |>SG<| Ajem: Fail
[01:08] .:SG:. Ritz: they were so awesome
[01:08] |>SG<| Ajem: meh
[01:08] .:SG:. Ritz: well i thought they were
[01:09] |>SG<| Ajem: You like speed metal
[01:09] |>SG<| Ajem: and you got a blister from sucking cock
[01:09] .:SG:. Ritz: yeah
[01:09] |>SG<| Ajem: HAHAHA
[01:09] |>SG<| Ajem: YOU SAID YEAH
[01:09] |>SG<| Ajem: LMAO
[01:09] .:SG:. Ritz: DAMMIT
[01:09] .:SG:. Ritz: I SAID YEAH TO SPEED METAL
[01:09] .:SG:. Ritz: YOU TRICKED ME
[01:09] |>SG<| Ajem: SURE
[01:09] |>SG<| Ajem: HOMOSEXUAL

Quick note: Maybe "cock" should be added to the word filter block list?
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Why are you hanging out with queers, Ajem? :)
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Post by Darco »

Ajem needs to get on aim >_>
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Post by AjemsuhgaoII »

Darco wrote:Ajem needs to get on aim >_>

I prefer Xfire. In fact, I'm on Xfire right now. If you really need to talk to me, IM me on there.


I'm off to play Freelancer :D
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Derick says:
i want to figh tagainst 1000 ai
Derick says:
and my ram wont allow for it
cobby. says:
goto 1  micorsoft way
Derick says:
i geuss 1 gb = 100 ai
cobby. says:
and ask old bill if you can borrow his pc
Derick says:
his pc is a 2 kb ram
cobby. says:
bull
Derick says:
2hz processor
cobby. says:
i highly doubt that
cobby. says:
his entire house is run by windows
Derick says:
tis ture
Derick says:
true*
Ducktape says:
who is old bill?
Derick says:
he only lends out pcs that are from 20 years ago
cobby. says:
/slap
Ducktape says:
ohhhhhhhhhh
Derick says:
lmfao
Ducktape says:
bill bill
Ducktape says:
im just gonna shut up now..
cobby. says:
good idea
cobby. says:
/slap again
Derick says:
lol
Ducktape says:
>_>
cobby. says:
dont make it a hatrick
cobby. says:
pushing your luck as it is
cobby. says:
XD
Ducktape says:
mmk..
cobby. says:
lol
Ducktape says:
so i was playin mario kart online today
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Post by G.I.R. »

I didn't lol.
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you probably dont get the joke from it.
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I got the Bill Gates 'joke'; it just wasn't funny.
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horrible spelling in that last Convo...

wasn't even funny... you fail.

Aim convo wrote:decownsyou (3:27:00 PM): darnit!
decownsyou (3:27:05 PM): i went on google
decownsyou (3:27:09 PM): to search hotmail
decownsyou (3:27:14 PM): so i can get my e-mail
decownsyou (3:27:17 PM): and i typed in hotmale
decownsyou (3:27:22 PM): and got gay porn
Xiion tGxX (3:27:17 PM): LMAO!
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Xiion wrote:horrible spelling in that last Convo...

wasn't even funny... you fail.
not everyone uses perfect spelling in a IM enviroment deal with it.
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warlord wrote:
Xiion wrote:horrible spelling in that last Convo...

wasn't even funny... you fail.
not everyone uses perfect spelling in a IM enviroment deal with it.
doesn't matter, because i couldn't understand a word he was saying.
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Post by warlord »

Maybe you need to lower that nose of yours and youl might beable to see the screen. :wink:
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warlord wrote:Maybe you need to lower that nose of yours and youl might beable to see the screen. :wink:
what's wrong with my nose?

are you implying that its too big? because it is.
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Xiion wrote:
warlord wrote:
Xiion wrote:horrible spelling in that last Convo...

wasn't even funny... you fail.
not everyone uses perfect spelling in a IM enviroment deal with it.
doesn't matter, because i couldn't understand a word he was saying.
Its not that hard to read it... All you have to do is swap a few letters and it pretty much reads fine with exception to not having punctuation.
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Post by ScottyGEE »

Jeez, so not only do we "have to be there" to find these jokes funny, we now have to use an internet to English converter to find these conversations funny?
C'mon people =(
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Texting my girlfriend and somehow this came up...:

Her: I'm playing gameboy color! Woooo! Haha jk jk
Me: Are you playinz the pokemans?
Her:..... No, I'm playing Mario.
Me: I herd u liek mudkipz. Tru?
Her:....What?
Me: Amirite?
Her: I don't get it.....
Me: I know :p
Her: :[


I think she's irritated at me now.... But it was worth it. And yes, I know, the mudkip thing is dead. But I never got a chance to use it. So I decided to use it on her.
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Post by GametagAeonFlux »

Why was it worth it if you used a dead meme that wasn't even too funny to begin with (one that she didn't know, much less), and you irritated her?

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lets... just lock this topic... before anymore pointless convos are posted...
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