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My cousin and I have been hard at work further decoding the ilovebees.com "virus" or whatever you wanna call it message thingy. This is what we came up with so far. (We have labeled the lines to make it easier.)

ilovebees.com wrote: 1. HALT - MODULE CORE HEMORRHAGE

2. Control has been yielded to the
3. SYSTEM PERIL DISTRIBUTED REFLEX.

4. This medium is classified, and has a
5. STRONG INTRUSIVE INCLINATION.

6. In x days, network throttling will erode.

7. In x days this medium will metastasize.

8. COUNTDOWN TO WIDE AWAKE AND PHYSICAL:
9. days:hours:minutes:seconds:milliseconds

10. Make your decisions accordingly.

Line 1
literally means: Stop - Component base is leaking.
understandable term: Somebody on the inside of Bungie is giving information out to the public.

Line 2
literally means: Attention has been focused on the (...continued line 3)
understandable term: Bungie has been focusing on the (...continued line 3)

Line 3
probably means: Single Player Demo Release
(Every first letter of the four words stands for this, as was told in the previous announcement.)

Line 4
literally means: This program is secret, and has a(n) (...continued line 5)
understandable term: This program is secret, and has a(n) (...continued line 5)

Line 5
literally means: Very intrusive nature.
understandable terms: This is one of two: It is a much anxiously waited for program. or The workers at Bungie are going inside the game and perfecting and fixing every last detail.

Line 6
literally means: In x days, circutry silencing will stop.
understandable term: In x days, Bungie will officially announce the release date for the single player demo.

Line 7
literally means: In x days, this program will move.
understandable terms: This is one of two: The single player demo will be released in foreign languages. or ilovebees.com will no longer exist.

Line 8
literally means: Countdown to be physically available.
understandable term: Countdown to release of single player demo file.

Line 9
countdown timer

Line 10
understandable term: Plan your day around this.


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ilovebees.com/honey.html wrote: [SPDR: PROBE COMPLETE]
[RESUME CONTROL]

literally means: Device finished.
understandable term: This is one of two: Single player demo finished. or A certain part of the single player demo is finished.

None of this information is actually official or guaranteed, just the results of hours of work. Hope you guys find this pretty useful and/or enlightening. Please post feedback...

no offense but how did that take ours of work
it seems liek all you did was read some other peoples things and then maybe find definitions of some words and make it understandible
honestly i think this whole thing is pretty dumb
i bet the ppl at bungie are laughing there asses off right now becuz of everyone wasting there time (not directed at this topic, directed at this strange site in general)

That doesn't look like hours of work to me either...but I'm not gonna sit in the forums and rip on guys for making really good guesses. That is actually pretty logical and his is probably the closest anyone has got to get the full message.

Nice Job inhuman!

Well technically it was hours, about two, which is stil plural. But not as much as the post seems to make it.

HaloRockAssassin, finding definitions of all the words was one of the things we did, mainly for the literal transation, but we put a lot more thought into it than that, so please don't flame us...

And thanks for the compliments, Infini, it's good to see someone appreciating this.

But to use it will cost you your life. If you plunge your sting into the flesh of humankind, there it will stay, and you will die from the loss of it."
In my translation that means when the covies attack earth it will be the destruction of them. qoute was found here http://ilovebees.com/fable.html

i think that your decryption is pretty good, better than other's that I have seen.

Thanks for the comment chaosking202, that does make pretty good sense.

And thanks for the compliment The_Evolved, once again it's good to see them.

makes sence, but please post it in the speculation thread.

Its kinda too late for that...

yea... but its not too late for warning where to put later posts...

Yah, but by posting in this topic, you keep bumping it up, a moderator should either lock, or delete this topic.

I Concur.

Concur? What kinda word is that?

Same as I agree, but it sounds cooler, and its easier to type, and it makes people who dont know what it is post to ask what it is, and i reply, which makes me have yet another post added to my post count.

u got served.

Well, sorry if I posted it in the wrong place, but it did seem to fit under the Halo Discussion forum.

Which is why I ask! To increase my post count!

Post warz are fun.

lol. ok, this thread is a non-post war zone now

(heheheheeeee another post for me!)

but seriously, we're gonna get banned if we keep doing this. or atleast our posts will b deleted.

inhuman wrote:Well, sorry if I posted it in the wrong place, but it did seem to fit under the Halo Discussion forum.

Yeah, its in the right forum, just in the wrong topic.

lol. ok, this thread is a non-post war zone now

(heheheheeeee another post for me!)

but seriously, we're gonna get banned if we keep doing this. or atleast our posts will b deleted.

And anothe post for me! But it won't get deleted cause I'm actually posting something smart.

Hi. Just introducing myself. long time halo palyer, and as everyone else super amped on the date of Halo 2 release. I am the mentioned "inhuman's cousin" in the previous reasearch. Inhuman will know it's me. just ask him. anyway, maybe this isnt all that we thought it was...

just also noticed, there are a lot of sites listed in the scrambled button on the ilovebees toolbar... going to check it out...