Story of a Spartan

addicted2halo · Post by **addicted2halo** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 10:58 am

and stop ruining our fun. its in general halo discussion. and why should u care? just shut up and accept the fact we like to do stupid stuff like this for fun.

{G}H0g-Jump4h · Post by **{G}H0g-Jump4h** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 1:19 pm

addicted2halo wrote: they all get blasted and start talkin about sort of perverted stuff: http://nikon.bungie.org/tipsntricks/egg ... egrunt.mov then one spartan pulls out his assault rifle and....

yells,"Hey guys, can i join?!?!" then the grunts say no, pull out their secret Weiner dog attackers and...

{G}H0g-Jump4h · Post by **{G}H0g-Jump4h** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 1:42 pm

{G}H0g-Jump4h wrote:

yells,"Hey guys, can i join?!?!" then the grunts say no, pull out their secret Weiner dog attackers and...

Then the weiner dogs are all stopped, as a Spartan, who prefers to be called Betanetia, holds up his hand, to stop them, Matrix style. they explode, spawning a...

addicted2halo · Post by **addicted2halo** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 1:44 pm

a stripper from showgirls, who then starts dancin and while the grunts are distracted the spartans...

{G}H0g-Jump4h · Post by **{G}H0g-Jump4h** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 1:47 pm

sit down to play some chess. the grunts take their eyes off the strippers, their hands off their.... things... and notice the spartans playing chess. they challenge them to a brutal version of...

addicted2halo · Post by **addicted2halo** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 1:49 pm

a dance off. they start breakdancin and the grunts win so they say: "yo white boys! u got served!!!!" then one spartan starts...

{G}H0g-Jump4h · Post by **{G}H0g-Jump4h** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 2:17 pm

doing the chicken dance. the Grunt DJ turns the chicken dance song on. suddenly, the grunts master, a disgrunteled moth, walks in...

addicted2halo · Post by **addicted2halo** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 3:31 pm

and starts eating away at the spartans wool sweater. the spartan is pissed because it was made by his mom so he pulls out his...

{G}H0g-Jump4h · Post by **{G}H0g-Jump4h** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 4:33 pm

Meat Slicer, and prepares thirty-seven slices of ULTRA-thin pepperoni. he eats it, jumps around and releases a deadly...

addicted2halo · Post by **addicted2halo** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 4:39 pm

fart that kills the strippers and then the grunts do... stuff... to them as they lay on the ground, and then the spartans...

{G}H0g-Jump4h · Post by **{G}H0g-Jump4h** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 1:04 pm

leave. they arrive at a grandma trying to cross the street, so they decide to help her. However, the grandma is no ordinary grandma, infact she isnt a grandma, she's a...

addicted2halo · Post by **addicted2halo** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 4:27 pm

hunter named moogle. moogle punches one spartan and chucks the other into a car, which smashes the window. but thats not all the cars owner was...

Phantom15 · Post by **Phantom15** » Sat May 29, 2004 4:59 pm

addicted2halo wrote:hunter named moogle. moogle punches one spartan and chucks the other into a car, which smashes the window. but thats not all the cars owner was...

....some insane clown the end.....

EqUiNoX · Post by **EqUiNoX** » Sat May 29, 2004 5:07 pm

and he died

Phantom15 · Post by **Phantom15** » Sat May 29, 2004 5:16 pm

Equinox wrote:and he died

The End (really) seriously......

EqUiNoX · Post by **EqUiNoX** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:43 am

NO more of this, this was bumped for no reason...

Vaati · Post by **Vaati** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 8:16 pm

Im just gonna lock this cause this doesnt have much with halo....