Story of a Spartan

Last Gunslinger · Post by **Last Gunslinger** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 3:23 pm

which was met with laughs, "Ha Ha, you drive a Honda." Then Larry died and everyone got on with the task at hand. They had a mission, they must...

Phantom15 · Post by **Phantom15** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 3:30 pm

Go to Count Chocula's castle to capture the evil Popcorn Genuis to keep him from...

Last Gunslinger · Post by **Last Gunslinger** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 3:33 pm

producing a popcorn-based cereal. But they were too late, when they arrived they mad man was already....

Phantom15 · Post by **Phantom15** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 3:37 pm

eating all the coa coa puffs, then Tony the Tiger came in and yelled "GODDAMNIT! WHERE CAN I FIND SOME DAMN CRACK AROUND HERE!"

New Age · Post by **New Age** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 4:39 pm

then he said "holy shit you all are gay. stop spamming you NuBs! fuk away from halomods!!!!!!!!!11111"

Phantom15 · Post by **Phantom15** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 4:44 pm

Then i thought "hmmm maybe you should SHUT THE FUCK UP "new ager" what an asshole." and "I get all my info from this site and mention it to others so they can come here."

Phantom15 · Post by **Phantom15** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:12 pm

Hey, "New Ager" I also know that you said you were the "n00B with the pistol since aug. 2003" so leave me the hell alone. I don't wan to mess wit you. Plus, let me add that I AM NOT GAY DAMNIT! Just let me find out cool things on this site and leave me alone.

Retro_Boy · Post by **Retro_Boy** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:18 pm

Well, you are kind of spamming and double posting, so he kind of has a point...

Phantom15 · Post by **Phantom15** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:23 pm

And I have a point, "New Ager" was all HAPPAY during the first part of da forum then he turns EVIL

Look, this was my first forum so just give me slack ok? I mean, cm'on? CM'ON!

maca_§ · Post by **maca_§** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 12:25 am

New Age wrote:weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... post count here we come!

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
sing with me now!
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
A Spartan!
A spartan of Solitude!
A Spartan!
A spartan of solitude!
The Spartan
The Spartan Who Pwnorzs!!
THe Spartan
THE SPARTAN WHO PWNORZS!
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun-dun-dun

LOL yaaaaaaaay post count!

Duffman · Post by **Duffman** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 6:13 pm

Phantom15 wrote:And I have a point, "New Ager" was all HAPPAY during the first part of da forum then he turns EVIL
Look, this was my first forum so just give me slack ok? I mean, cm'on? CM'ON!

n00b, atleast get his name right....fucktard

promagic · Post by **promagic** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 7:27 pm

he spent all his ammo, and he was quickly beaten to death with what seemed like a hundred hot dogs. With his last dying breath he whispered his secret, "I ...

i knew master cheif and his family they lived on mars (they never got invaded) he will revinge my death of smoked pork kah kah ...........

menwile on mars masterchief.......

HunterXI · Post by **HunterXI** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 8:42 pm

MasterChief2552 wrote:i think these stories are just an oppurtunity for solicited spam...

everything in this particular forum is.

Giles · Post by **Giles** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 9:25 pm

Quote:
he spent all his ammo, and he was quickly beaten to death with what seemed like a hundred hot dogs. With his last dying breath he whispered his secret, "I ...

i knew master cheif and his family they lived on mars (they never got invaded) he will revinge my death of smoked pork kah kah ...........

menwile on mars masterchief.......

Was practicing Martian battle cries, but was interupted by a message from the captain of the Pillar of Autumn - involving something about a crisis...

blink 182 · Post by **blink 182** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 9:39 pm

that included many grunts hurling on the crew members of the POA, who were constantly shouting "

Giles · Post by **Giles** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 9:44 pm

..."WTF is that?! Eeeeewww, alien upchuck! Shoot those mother-Fers!" And moments later were shouting, "Call for backup! We can't handle this, WTF is that glowy thing that protects those bstrds! Eeeeww, more upchuck!" ...

blink 182 · Post by **blink 182** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 9:47 pm

But then they found that their backup were a bunch of lazy engineers with gravity rifles that were never finished. So they called up Larry's good friend Sam to see what he could do...

Giles · Post by **Giles** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 9:50 pm

... and that's when Sam(-wiser) had called the Master Chief, and he had finally been briefed on the situation. So good ol' M.C. polished his armor and gun to perfection, and got on a Pelican which landed on the P.O.A., only to find ...

blink 182 · Post by **blink 182** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 9:55 pm

that giant potatoes had taken over the ship and were speaking gibberish until all the crew had suffered and died. Then Jamal the ducky drank some snapple and had some avacados which were for the guacamole that he ate. And then the guacamole exploded! Soon after...

Giles · Post by **Giles** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 10:41 pm

... all kinds of green slime oozed out of the ship into space...