Happy Easter!!
Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 11:37 am
On Behalf Of Me (ha) I Would Like To Wish Everyone A Happy Easter Here At Halomods.com, And For Those Not Celebrating Easter (For whatever reason) Happy Sunday the 16th
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 1:18 pm
I dont celebrate easter i am jewish.
Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 2:48 pm
HAPPY EASTER!!! 
Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:03 pm
But happy Easter to everyone else.Royal wrote:I dont celebrate easter i am jewish.
Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:12 pm
I'm atheist >_> But I do love bunnies ^_^
Re: Happy Easter!!
Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:15 pm
VoYdE wrote:I Would Like To Wish Everyone A Happy Easter Here At Halomods.com, And For Those Not Celebrating Easter (For whatever reason) Happy Sunday the 16th
Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:18 pm
i am not a jew, i am catholic
Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:19 pm
Ok then why did you say you were Jewish?
Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:26 pm
sarcasm!
Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:40 pm
That wasn't exactly sarcasm...
Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:45 pm
Well, Easter exists because when Jesus came back from the dead, he realized kids all over the world were eating way too much chocolate. Chocolate was already bad for little children, but the fact they were ingesting more than a doctor's recommendadtion's worth implied they were habitual users.
Jesus recruited an eager private to help him keep chocolate out of the reach of the innocent children. The "Easter Bunny," as he was later known, had a knack for hiding things. So, he hid all of the chocolate in his locking "Easter Eggs" and placed them in very difficult to find spots, so that the children of earth would prevent a horrible cycle of life leading to a vicious demise from the chocolate.
These strategic placements and miniature locking safes were no match for the children, however, who were already addicted to the creamy milk chocolate and could smell it from miles away, even through walls. The children found all of the "eggs" within 24 hours, and defeated the War on Drugs in a horrible slaughter.
We celebrate Easter in order to honor the hard work that a young helper of Jesus did for the betterment of the world, regardless of his utter failure.
The End.
Jesus recruited an eager private to help him keep chocolate out of the reach of the innocent children. The "Easter Bunny," as he was later known, had a knack for hiding things. So, he hid all of the chocolate in his locking "Easter Eggs" and placed them in very difficult to find spots, so that the children of earth would prevent a horrible cycle of life leading to a vicious demise from the chocolate.
These strategic placements and miniature locking safes were no match for the children, however, who were already addicted to the creamy milk chocolate and could smell it from miles away, even through walls. The children found all of the "eggs" within 24 hours, and defeated the War on Drugs in a horrible slaughter.
We celebrate Easter in order to honor the hard work that a young helper of Jesus did for the betterment of the world, regardless of his utter failure.
The End.
Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:46 pm
^^ And that's where babies come from.
Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:48 pm
Same herejks wrote:I'm atheist >_> But I do love bunnies ^_^
Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:50 pm
I'm a scientologist.
Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:55 pm
lol, Kirk.
My favorite part about scientology is that it was completely thought up and founded by a science fiction writer.
My least favorite part about scientology is that alien prisoners somehow have a magical spirit that exists after the physical body dies.
.......... but it is scientology.
Anyway, happy Easter! I'm not religious (yes, atheism is a religion, whether you like it or not), but I can relate to those who do choose to bring faith into their lives, especially in hard times and whatnot.
My favorite part about scientology is that it was completely thought up and founded by a science fiction writer.
My least favorite part about scientology is that alien prisoners somehow have a magical spirit that exists after the physical body dies.
.......... but it is scientology.
Anyway, happy Easter! I'm not religious (yes, atheism is a religion, whether you like it or not), but I can relate to those who do choose to bring faith into their lives, especially in hard times and whatnot.
Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:55 pm
You don't have any money >_>Kirk wrote:I'm a scientologist.
Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:08 pm
So? But I'm serious about scientology, if there's any religion I'm closest to it's scientology.
Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:13 pm
I'm interested to know why you're so passionate about scientology. I promise I have no intention of bashing or flaming you, and in no way do I intend to start a fight, I'm just curious.
Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:47 pm
I'm pure Christian. Happy Easer "HE HAS RISEN!"
Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:55 pm
Amen!SMASH wrote:I'm pure Christian. Happy Easer "HE HAS RISEN!"