So, I don't get it...

[N++]

So when you built it it just suddenly went on.....

No. After I built it I shipped it to myself and when I opened the box it was on before I plugged it in. Get it right.

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[WaLKa]

I've Got Cookies.

well im out of ideas then, wait... have you tried using a sledgehammer?

[SourceGuy]

So when you built it it just suddenly went on.....

No. After I built it I shipped it to myself and when I opened the box it was on before I plugged it in. Get it right.

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Just reship it in that case

[N++]

Just reship it in that case

But..but..I threw the box away

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[N++]

I've Got Cookies.

well im out of ideas then, wait... have you tried using a sledgehammer?

Ok, I'll try that now. Thanks!

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[WaLKa]

I've Got Cookies.

well im out of ideas then, wait... have you tried using a sledgehammer?

Ok, I'll try that now. Thanks!

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wait wait wait! your hard drive might be spinning backwards... do you know how to check?

[spartan1016]

well if you threw away the box steal one from your garage because you built it yourselfand then reship it and it should be off repeate process as nessacery i want some cookies

[QuikBMWkid]

im really likin the broomstick thingy, props on the idea,.... and the animal in the room worked for me, thanks for the idea man. you should have no trouble sleeping now..... unless well..... . . .. ah u dont need to kno

[QuikBMWkid]

my god... quick posts in here

[Lamb]

Dude have you seriously not tried taking a tourch to the lock? I mean come on! Sledge hammars work well but its always better just to light your computer on fire. It will give it an extra power boost and will boot right up (did I mention the bill you'll be getting from the fire department?) Dont ever press the button with O and a | through it.....

[spartan1016]

Torch, Sledgehammer those are all good but what i found works best is using telekenisis you know a little force push or if your not that talented try a gun preferably a 5o cal barret with subsonic barrel so your neighbors dont hear i found it helps ventalation

[M.A.C.]

wow, a 3 page thread on how to push a button to turn on a computer

[Robbybertu]

your joking right N ?

[spartan1016]

i dont think anyone likes me why!!!!!!!!

[Phuzz]

Wait Wait Wait...i dont think you live in Anarctica.....ummm r u serious about the "i dont know how to turn on my computer" thing? if ur look for a big button on your tower and press it

REMEMBER
press the big button in the sorta-middle of your computer for maximum efficiency!

[N++]

Ok guys, it has been a week and four months since somebody actually tried to help me. I still haven't been able to turn on my computer. I have tried everything. Somebody, please, just FedEX me a computer that's already on and make sure it has good specs too. Make sure it's a 3.0C so I can OC it to 7GHz this time, that 5GHz was too slow.

Don't know what the hell I'm talking about? Start at the beginning of this thread then. I beg of you, I need a computer so I can make new maps with the H.E.K. and play that Halo CE game, I can't believe Gearbox rewrote the entire game and sold it for free with all those CD keys. I'm not even going to buy Halo PC now, HAHA MICROSOFT GOT OWNED.

*cough* Anyway, please help, that's all I ask.

Thanks,
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[J5892]

Ok ,N-, here's what you do.

You'll need a paper towel, a box of tissues, a full 20 OZ. bottle of Gatorade, and $200 in pennies.

1. Swallow the pennies.
2. Call an ambulance with the paper towel.
3. Line your car with tissues, inside and out (you may have to do something to make them stick).
4. Drive to the ambulance so they can bring you to the hospital, then trick them into driving you home.
5. Tell a paramedic to press every button in your house.
6. Now, what do you have? A powered on computer, and some Gatorade to drink while working.

[N++]

5. Tell a paramedic to press every button in your house.
6. Now, what do you have? A powered on computer, and some Gatorade to drink while working.

That sounds like a great idea! But there's only one problem, my 5GHz computer got outdated so I had to throw it away, I couldn't turn it on anyway so I put it in my dumpster and some eskimo got it. I would go lay the smack down on him, however he figured out how to turn it on and the massive heat it produced burned through the ice, destroying the computer.

So please FedEX me a new comp and make sure it's stable so I can OC it to 7GHz like the Tejas was supposed to be. I just can't wait to play Halo CE, the best things in life are free - like polar bear sex.

Anyway, get back to me on this issue, thanks!

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[J5892]

Sorry, I had a stable comp, but I use that method every time I need to turn it on. But the last time I did it, I spilled the Gatorade on it.
I'm using a wireless Coke can to write this reply.

I suggest you use your mini-sub to retrieve your computer, and dry it off with your paper towel phone.

Or, you could always overclock the Eskimo.

[N++]

I'm using a wireless Coke can to write this reply.

I suggest you use your mini-sub to retrieve your computer, and dry it off with your paper towel phone.

Or, you could always overclock the Eskimo.

God damn it, not again! I thought I finally found somebody who would take me seriously and try to help me, but no, it's always joke joke joke with you Halomods losers. I have a serious issue here and all you people can do is screw around. Well I'm sick of it, YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO HELP ME, SO START DOING IT!

And anyway, my mini-sub is in the shop for repairs.

And on the note of the Eskimo, last time I tried that, I got slapped and an unexpected gift. Do you have any idea how expensive diapers are (and no, they're not for me to wear)?

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