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{Misc}How to search!!!

Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 5:15 pm
by BEEF!!!
Alright, since all of you seem incapable of searching, I will have to teach you.

First we will start off by opening out web browser. This may be for you Internet Explorer or Firefox (Those are the major ones) Now to open this "Web Browser" we will double click on the icon.
Woah there silly n00b! That isn't the Internet Explorer icon! This is what it looks like: Image

Now we will go to the Address bar and type 'www.google.com' without quotes. -Image
This is a wonderful site which solves everything from your simple household problems to world hunger!

Now let's put something we want to find in the box in the middle (we'll use Halo Map Tools for an example)- Image
Now click Google search.

Now sometimes what you want will be the first thing and sometimes not. Such as this- Image

No, no n00b! Don't cry! Look down the page and you will see a download for HMT.
Sometimes it doesn't even end up on the first page. I've found good stuff on the 5+ pages!

Tips:

REMEMBER!!! Search engines search in keywords
This means it won't search the words so they are connected.
Example: You search Halo Map Tools, you might get "Halo is a c00l game guyz! The map in the begning is soo crooll! DO you know any good power tools?" This is most likely a forum of n00bs.
Now if you wanted to search it as a phrase you would put it in quotation marks. So you would search "Halo Map Tools" and you might get something like "Halo map tools download here!"



Part 2!!!
Using the Halomods search function.


Now sometimes you've searched on google for a good 30 minutes and can't find anything you may want to come to Halomods to not post, but to use the search feature. Now go to http://www.halomods.com/forums/search.php
Input your search thingy and click search.
You may look in awe and think "Wow, 245 pages!?!? I'll never find it!!! Igeuss 1'll g0es sp4m hal0m0ds 4 it LOOLL" WRONG. There is another little option that is similar to using quotes. Click the little "Search for all terms". This will make your search a little bit more specific. To get a little bit more specific, mess with the options at the bottom of the search page to get a more accurate result.

Good luck and don't spam Halomods!!!!



P.S. - I have nothing against xbox-scene ;-)

Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 5:21 pm
by halo2poo
lol nice tutorial. also funny. n00b hehe funny

Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:07 pm
by wes
"No, no n00b! Don't cry!"

lmfao, BEEF!!! how do you kno that they're gonna cry? past experience mb? :P

Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:44 pm
by Patrickssj6
[NOOB]Strange my google looks different[/NOOB]

Wow you Pop-Up master.15000? :D
And let me see you bookmarks :)

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:23 am
by twilkey2002
Leave it up to beef to make something like this. :lol:

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:31 am
by babelfish
:lol:

Re: {Misc}{Idiot}How to search!!!

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:32 am
by nsilva
BEEF!!! wrote:Alright, since all of you seem incapable of searching, I will have to teach you.
Abotu time someone stepped up to the plate!

Get firefox. Or die. XD

P.S: Someone should code a searchbar plugin so that the bar on firefox in the top right (Search) searches halomods. They have one for newgrounds. Id do it but im too busy

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:19 pm
by ckyfan2k
ooooooooooooooooh i thought it was hoogle.com thank you so much now i can make totally 1337 h4xx google.com is my favorite!!!!!!!

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:44 pm
by BEEF!!!
Excalibur made these a while back: http://uploadhut.com/view.php/454672.rar

Unzip them to your searchplugins folder in the Firefox folder.

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:53 pm
by LtFalcon214
don't call them noobs, we were all noobs at one time ya know

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:56 pm
by FleetAdmiralBacon
ooh.. someone has porno in their links!!!!
j/k
sry about that.
lol. im gonna quote you in my sig!

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:57 pm
by Patrickssj6
LtFalcon214 wrote:don't call them noobs, we were all noobs at one time ya know
And along came god....


(Ready for quoting :D )

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:00 pm
by Infern0
:X

Next time beef, DON'T block the porn banner on top. :P

*runs*

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:10 pm
by wes
lmfao, thats a lot of popups blocked BEEF!!!.... it makes me wonder wehat you look at on the internet :P

Re: {Misc}{Idiot}How to search!!!

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:20 pm
by nsilva
BEEF!!! wrote:Image
This is a wonderful site which solves everything from your simple household problems to world hunger!

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:01 pm
by Edwin
oh no! think beef is loosing it, quick, activate the Search and Destroy bots! set target to n00bs! quickly, before they drive him completely insane!

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:07 am
by gundamzuki
heh. I saw this tut the other day and found it amusing. Now that I read back through it, I find it even more amuzing. Because this time I actually took the time to read through the 'results' of his google 'search'. Funny stuff. :lol:

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 8:31 am
by Cuda
I gotsa question... is |0| C0rnZ0R a real site?? I gonna use tihs.

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:52 pm
by RaVNzCRoFT
Now we're probably going to see n00b posts asking "omg I need a tutorial on how to search!!!one!!!!!111". lol