or:some kids vandalized the city with there teacher's blood
or:like in mexico,the streets r full on tomato's 1 day a year,and everyone goes to play outside in the tomato's
or:the ketchup factory exploded!!!!
or:I WAS THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MUAHAHAHAH
or:they hired some painter to paint everything red,but he never finished
or:some virus was there that kills u from inside and lets ur hart explode into nice shapes,like:stars,circle's,triangle's etc etc
or:some jewish guy made a rituel there bicuze the writing on the walls is hebrew

or:meHH.... some killer is on the loose,its probobly BIG MOMMA!!
or:euh... WALDO DID IT!!
tyvm i hoped u enjoyed my ways of how to explain the red in town
