Death of the Mastercheif?

foxfanatic23I7 · Post by **foxfanatic23I7** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:10 pm

This is the ending of halo 3. Tartarus is all like z0mg "I'ma chargin mah lazzzzaa at ju Masterchief!" Then masterchief is all like "0es n0es, wh4t d0 i d0?" Then the arbiter sees this, and as the laser is firing, dives into the laser, like all the dramatic dives go, then it hits mr. arbiter, and kills him, saving teh one and only masterchief.

Haxxzor1 · Post by **Haxxzor1** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:15 pm

foxfanatic23I7 wrote:This is the ending of halo 3. Tartarus is all like z0mg "I'ma chargin mah lazzzzaa at ju Masterchief!" Then masterchief is all like "0es n0es, wh4t d0 i d0?" Then the arbiter sees this, and as the laser is firing, dives into the laser, like all the dramatic dives go, then it hits mr. arbiter, and kills him, saving teh one and only masterchief.

Teh Tartarus is dead.

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:15 pm

moar liek dis

The Prophets sang out
In immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens
Descended Tartarus
Who had the Icon
Which could activate Halo
But he got pwned
And he dropped it below
And fell over on the ground
Writhing in pain
As the Chief looked down
And said "lol lame"
Then they asked the Oracle
Who was very wise
"What happened to the Forerunners
And how did they die?"
Then Max Hoberman and Curtis Creamer
Chris Barrett and Paul Bertone Jr.
Joseph Staten, Marcus Lehto
Shi Kai Wang and Jason Jones
Michael Wu, Charlie Gough
David Dunn and Paul Clift
Chris Butcher, Ben Wallace
Every single moderator
Marty O'Donnell and Frank O'Connor
KP, Jamie, McLees and Paul Russel
All came out of nowhere, lightning fast

Haxxzor1 · Post by **Haxxzor1** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:17 pm

Tural wrote:moar liek dis

The Prophets sang out
In immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens
Descended Tartarus
Who had the Icon
Which could activate Halo
But he got pwned
And he dropped it below
And fell over on the ground
Writhing in pain
As the Chief looked down
And said "lol lame"
Then they asked the Oracle
Who was very wise
"What happened to the Forerunners
And how did they die?"
Then Max Hoberman and Curtis Creamer
Chris Barrett and Paul Bertone Jr.
Joseph Staten, Marcus Lehto
Shi Kai Wang and Jason Jones
Michael Wu, Charlie Gough
David Dunn and Paul Clift
Chris Butcher, Ben Wallace
Every single moderator
Marty O'Donnell and Frank O'Connor
KP, Jamie, McLees and Paul Russel
All came out of nowhere, lightning fast

And then?

bricksarefun · Post by **bricksarefun** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:36 pm

and then they all went to Tural's house, beat him up, and used the men in black flashy things to make him forget, so he wouldn't give away the ending to H3 ;p

FReAK · Post by **FReAK** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:46 pm

Tural wrote:As the Chief looked down
And said "lol lame"

I almost choked on my gum when I read that.

FleetAdmiralBacon · Post by **FleetAdmiralBacon** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:00 pm

bricksarefun wrote:and then they all went to Tural's house, beat him up, and used the men in black flashy things to make him forget, so he wouldn't give away the ending to H3 ;p

Make that fit with the rest of the song and it will be acceptable as an ending to Halo 3. I put it this way:
And kicked Tural in his kitty loving ass
then flashed his eyes like K or J
so he'd forget the ending of halo thray.

I do not and never will want to know the ending to Halo 3 until I'm sitting on my couch in front of my 46", sad excuse for an 1080i HD TV playing it first hand. I highly doubt that anyone has given away any clues as to what happens, and to tell you the truth, I seriously doubt that John would be killed off like that, and even if he was, I don't want to know about it now, before I even get to touch the game.

10:00, gotta go...

shadowkhas · Post by **shadowkhas** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:18 pm

How much e-cred will I get if I finish those lyrics, find a microphone, and sing that?

ScottyGEE · Post by **ScottyGEE** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:19 pm

I'll make the flash animation ;p

bibbit · Post by **bibbit** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:50 pm

shadowkhas wrote:How much e-cred will I get if I finish those lyrics, find a microphone, and sing that?

Well, I'd throw up, if that counts for anything.

G.I.R. · Post by **G.I.R.** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:17 pm

Tural wrote:Keyes didn't really sacrifice for anything.

Didn't he receive a postmortem medal for his actions that was given to Miranda?

INSANEdrive · Post by **INSANEdrive** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:25 am

Tural wrote:
antszy101 wrote:In Halo 2, Cortana was left on High Charity so as to destroy the Halo.
That's why she stayed in the system, but she got left because Chief didn't have time to take her out, he had to get on the ship.

And when Halo started powering up...No explosion.

Cortana is up to something, like a curious cat after a slimy moth that wields many flames.

If any one is due for death

CDK908 · Post by **CDK908** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:35 am

Tural wrote:
antszy101 wrote:In Halo 2, Cortana was left on High Charity so as to destroy the Halo.
That's why she stayed in the system, but she got left because Chief didn't have time to take her out, he had to get on the ship.

i remember her saying that she didn't want to risk a remote activation like last time....i still think mc still had time.

antszy101 · Post by **antszy101** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:01 am

[quote="INSANEdrive"] If any one is due for death

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:09 am

INSANEdrive wrote:And when Halo started powering up...No explosion.

Uh, that's because Miranda ripped the Index out right before it fired.

CDK908 wrote:i remember her saying that she didn't want to risk a remote activation like last time....i still think mc still had time.

That's why she stayed when Truth went to the Forerunner ship, but right before Chief goes into the tunnel thing to the ship she says there's no time to take her out.
Edit: I was mistaken, been a while since I played campaign.

Cortana: You know the plan- You've got to stop Truth, I've got to handle the Index. Go!

I have to stay here, Chief.

We're out of time, Chief! Get to the conduit!

Jump in! Now!

Also, shadowkhas, those are lyrics from one of the songs for the HBO contest. I typed them up one day because I have no life.
http://zunecontest.bungie.org/results.html

Quote post for lyrics, bigger than I want to fill the page with wrote:[size=0]Master Chief was hoppin' around
Delta Halo like a big playground
When suddenly Johnson burst from the shade
And stuck a Grunt with a Spike Grenade
The Covies got pwned and began to fall back
But didn't expect to be flanked this fast
MC proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass
'Cause he's still pissed that Reach got glassed
And he started beating up a gold Elite
Then the Covenant [something/fought to the point of?] Banshees
Before he could make it back to his Warthog
Cortana was put into a deep thought
And took the old Assault Rifle from behind his back
And blew a Brute away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and his grenades
But the activated shield bubble saved the day

This is the first person shooter
That filled our hearts with glee
One million on-screen explosions
As far as the eye can see
We want to finish the fight and play some campaign tonight
This is the ultimate Halo
Of Bungie's destiny

The Chief's sure takin' a lot of time
To save the Earth and kill the Brute slime
The Pistol's back but the scope is what it lacks
No auto-aim, melee lunge, and rockets don't track
The Arbiter was injured and trying to take cover
When Johnson came back and said he was his brother
From the time at The Maw when they sat there and hugged
It was kind of awkward so they looked up and shrugged
Then he saw the Chief runnin' up from behind
Looking for a Spartan Laser which he just couldn't find
'Cause Johnson used it against a Wraith and he missed
And he used the last shot so the Chief got pissed
Hopped in a Mongoose, started drivin' away
So he camped with the Sniper and began to pray
He got no kills but he's a horrible shot
'Cause I had to put him in the [something]

This is the first person shooter
That filled our hearts with glee
One million on-screen explosions
As far as the eye can see
We want to finish the fight and play some campaign tonight
This is the ultimate Halo
Of Bungie's destiny

The Prophets sang out
In immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens
Descended Tartarus
Who had the Icon
Which could activate Halo
But he got pwned
And he dropped it below
And fell over on the ground
Grithing* in pain
As the Chief looked down
And said "lol lame"
Then they asked the Oracle
Who was very wise
"What happened to the Forerunners
And how did they die?"
Then Max Hoberman and Curtis Creamer
Chris Barrett and Paul Bertone Jr.
Joseph Staten, Marcus Lehto
Shi Kai Wang and Jason Jones
Michael Wu, Charlie Gough
David Dunn and Paul Clift
Chris Butcher, Ben Wallace
Every single moderator
Marty O'Donnell and Frank O'Connor
KP, Jamie, McLees and Paul Russel
All came out of nowhere, lightning fast
The credits were up and it didn't [something]
It was the cheesiest ending that the world ever saw
With gamers looking on in total awe
Speculation ran [something] for a century
Xbox Live came but eventually
The details surfaced
And we saw a trailer
Now I'm sittin' here and I'm playin' the Beta

This is the first person shooter
That filled our hearts with glee
One million on-screen explosions
As far as the eye can see
We want to finish the fight and play some campaign tonight
This is the ultimate Halo (This is the ultimate Halo)
This is the ultimate Halo (This is the ultimate Halo)
This is the ultimate Halo
Of Bungie's destiny

grithing* - In the song, he pronounces it with a "g," although "grithing" is not a word, and should be "writhing."[/size]

INSANEdrive · Post by **INSANEdrive** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:14 am

Tural wrote:
INSANEdrive wrote:And when Halo started powering up...No explosion.
Uh, that's because Miranda ripped the Index out right before it fired.

No...I mean from Amber Clad. It started and If it wasen't for Miranda stopping Halo...we would all be dead. Where cortana? ( if you know what I mean)

Cortana: Oops to slow

>_> No...Just No.

----------Edit-----------

INSANEdrive wrote:
Cortana is up to something, like a curious cat after a slimy moth that wields many flames.

If any one is due for death

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:01 am

Oooooh. I see your point. I had misunderstood the first time.

Weird indeed.

HPDarkness · Post by **HPDarkness** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:00 pm

Cortana kills everyone!

:O

What ever happened to Amber Clad? I thought Cortana had set it to explode, and destroy Halo and herself.

gh0570fchurch · Post by **gh0570fchurch** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:12 pm

HPDarkness1 wrote:Cortana kills everyone!

:O

What ever happened to Amber Clad? I thought Cortana had set it to explode, and destroy Halo and herself.

No one knows for sure, but I think it's safe to say she didn't detonate it for some reason or another since it's strongly hinted that she's still alive in the E3 06 trailer.

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:14 pm

She never "set it to explode." That's what Insane was getting at, wondering why she didn't, because technically the ring was activated, yet she didn't detonate the reactor. If it hadn't been stopped, she wouldn't have had time to blow it up before it fired.

Master Chief:
That Brute has the Index. And Miranda and Johnson. He can activate the ring.

Cortana:
If he does, I'll detonate In Amber Clad's reactor just like we did the Autumn's. The blast will destroy this city and the ring. Not a very original plan, but we know it'll work.

And yes, Cortana is still alive in Halo 3.